It’s a light news week, headed off by Brian’s trip to Vegas, the fattest Elvis, some news reporter dropping the phrase “Martin Luther Coon, Jr.,” a 97-year-old “prince” crashing his SUV, The Haz, gigantic pterodactyl feet, and more.

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The Sopranos turns 20 and Van Halen’s 1984 turns 35; Jeff’s ass is a veritable symphony; Brian is headed to Lost Wages; a hilarious Spanish language version of the missed Bears kick; “Springtime for Hitler” makes a glorious return; and too much more.

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After taking some time to catch up over each other’s holidays, the boys get into the news, which includes: Strangely predictable shit flingers at $30 hotels, how old people can’t drive, the unbelievable “No Lackin'” challenge, and ten minutes at the end dedicated to Chubby Checker that reduces to a complete break down of the show.

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A pedo Santa dropping a “your mother” on a local reporter is the best of this week’s news.Also, musicians aren’t trying to do anything interesting, Brian’s Jeep shit the bed again, and too much more.

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This week’s news block opens with a man jerking off in a doctor’s office bathroom trying to put the handle of a toilet scrubber in his ass. Before that, the boys talk about how lazy they are, how many shows they’ve actually recorded in 13.5 years, and more.

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Nothing like fecal disasters to bring people together. Also, a recap of the weeks we missed, a threesome gone wrong, the continuing (and hilarious) adventured of Jeff’s chair, and more.

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White women and out of control, and this week’s show is all about how hateable white women feel way too entitled to be hateable. Featuring Corner Store Caroline and a woman who inconvenienced an entire airplane full of people because of her support squirrel.

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When you wake up too late to do show prep, you end up with two idiots babbling for an hour and nineteen minutes.

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Brian is determined to bring back the old woman from the Tiger Woods 911 call. Also, The Cos is in jail, the Houston robot sex brothel finished early, old people being scammed by fake online celebrities, and too much more.

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Vacation is over, and the boys are back to talk about the various difficulties with sex doll brothels / sex robots, how Raggedy Andy is a cuck, a man of predictable appearance flashing a gun at his neighbors, and more.

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