That Checks Out

That Checks Out

By Damon Puracchio and Ted WillsonComedySociety & CultureImprovPlaces & Travel
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That Checks Out episodes

  • "If you had said it that way, I might have been on board."

    The guys discuss how sometimes "taking your kid to work day" can go down in flames, when drinking with ceramic squirrels may be hazardous to your health, and why a burning perineum could only mean you need a candy bar.

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    Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting
    Hosted on Transistor.fm

    58 min
  • The Condo Tunnel and "You speak fluent Chad"

    The guys discuss a specialty crib design for those who hate children, why being an aerospace engineer takes way more qualifications than just impregnating a staggering number of women, and how it's completely acceptable to ask the police to round up your pigs when you are feeling overwhelmed.

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    Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting
    Hosted on Transistor.fm

    57 min
  • Deep Fried Pickleball and Egyptian Honey

    The guys discuss why you should never bury all your vampires vertically, where "loose" chickens can bring an entire transit system to a halt, and how an exemplary baboon employee will undoubtedly live until his death.

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    Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting
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    49 min
  • "Mac, I think he thinks they're big chickens that farm."

    The guys discuss why the "bang room" at the church will save your marriage, how 5,475 days of sick leave should never affect your pay raise, and when a trick shot in the most confusing game of H.O.R.S.E. could result in the death of your mother-in-law.

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    Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting
    Hosted on Transistor.fm

    1 hr 7 min
  • The KidNapper, A Bidon't, and Per diem Clowns

    The guys discuss different "mile markers" left in stranger's yards during a marathon, how a rogue band of adolescent gobblers are endangering senior's kidneys, and why you should always take attendance before and after a hayrack ride.

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    Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting
    Hosted on Transistor.fm

    1 hr 2 min
  • "Who brings babies to an alligator surf competition?"

    The guys discuss who reigns as the hide and seek champion of the world, how impersonating a fireman in a rented Kia can be quite a turn on to the ladies, and why eating the last of the microwaved delicacies in the house could cost you your life.

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    Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting
    Hosted on Transistor.fm

    54 min
  • It was Post-I Do but Pre-D.J." & Dingo Bribing Dum Dums

     The guys discuss that when you get killer hotel deals it's important to wash your feet before bed every night of your stay, how having your alligator "fully trained" just may keep it alive, and why combining the PGA and weddings will always result in tragedy.

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    Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting
    Hosted on Transistor.fm

    1 hr 3 min
  • A Death Row Chef and Weekend Math

    The guys discuss how Ted's dismissal of specialty tea results in the dismissal of his discount, why a $100 debt means you can no longer eat corn on the cob, and when stealing fries from a complete stranger can get you to the semifinals of the annual flying rat invitational.

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    Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting
    Hosted on Transistor.fm

    58 min
  • Death By Spooning & Grandma Gets the Game Ball

    The guys discuss the most effective way to eliminate the use of a sun deflector in your windshield, how Damon has now assured he can never set foot in New Jersey, and just when exactly "mud butt" is the most honorable way to die.

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    Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting
    Hosted on Transistor.fm

    1 hr 1 min
  • Bear Escalators and A Plane Bridge

    The guys discuss how it's never really a party until you reroute a river, when packing a parachute is equally as important as monogrammed trinkets, and why an extremely photogenic 3rd Place Uber simply cannot medal.

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    Recorded at Audiohive Podcasting
    Hosted on Transistor.fm

    57 min

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A podcast for anyone who enjoys a sarcastic and ironic view of everyday life!