The guys discuss why a social media HIPAA Law is necessary, when Ciabatta bread is the most romantic path to fresh air, and how Damon will never be more bangable than a muppet. 

The guys discuss why sometimes a second helicopter ride is necessary while trying to find your cell phone, when an improperly supervised child can cause a urinary tract infection, and how all doggie doors are not “Exit Only”. 

The guys discuss what might be the world’s most dangerous apple tree, how many pool balls you can ingest and NOT clog the toilet, and why filling all the holes of your marriage with a donut means you must close up shop for at least one hour a day. 

The guys discuss why you should always secure all penguins pre-flight, when changing altitudes all but guarantees a victory in bear racing,  and how keeping your eggs and car keys in the same pocket of your wetsuit is a huge mistake.

The guys discuss how staying in one room can greatly improve your memory, when a request for unwashed flatulence will result in fornication, and why most Egyptian tombs smell like Chicago style hotdogs. 

The guys discuss why alliteration was absolutely imperative during 18th century sexting, when an ear-piercing Hawk on a minibike is your best chance at exoneration, and how 4 1/2lbs of corned beef and several potatoes instantly becomes a single serving if not labeled properly. 

The guys discuss why insufficient adult relations can make for very stale sandwiches, when nailing down a toilet can save you approximately $6,000,000, and how orally inspecting orangutans can eliminate the need to change the locks. 

The guys discuss how surviving a barrel plunge does not make you impervious to the power of citrus, when a stereotypical look guarantees you a full climax at the end of the rainbow, and why it is always better to encounter a single shark than a pod of dolphins. 

The guys discuss why having multiple snacks straddle your lap is no longer an issue, how Damon will definitely injure his hands attending German operas, and what are the only two acceptable instances to acknowledge a “final notice” warning. 

The guys discuss what might possibly be the most disturbing way to “capture” a new roommate, when a perfectly arranged bedroom can guarantee foreign relations every night, and how the ending to every high speed chase in Germany may or may not result in a pant-less driver.