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That Checks Out episodes
- A Front Stomach and Wet Disappointment
The guys discuss why Damon intends to foil any attack with his most “adequate” weapon, when 23,033 slaps will most definitely lead to salmonella, and how the most wanted pigeon in India is just really bad at following directions.
58 min - Batman Science and Cleopatra’s Hydration
The guys discuss how you only have 362 days to plan for panda sex, when engaging in a “fresh start” could cause you to bleed out, and why where you BRING your kid matters more than where you LEAVE your kid in relation to being a deadbeat dad.
51 min - “10% chance it works but 100% chance you’ll know about it”
The guys discuss why a cranberry tart taint undoubtedly ensures a burning sensation, when you’ll need to remove your slippers to avoid being murdered, and how most attractive German woman are last seen sitting on specialty hitchhiking benches.
52 min - Nepally Shore and Internal Pool Noodles
The guys discuss why Norwegian steps will never compare to Icelandic steps, when spicy enchiladas are guaranteed to kill you, and how aggressive doggie kisses will cure blindness.
57 min - Lobster Pants and Plane Trout
The guys discuss how having “relations” while vacuuming will almost always result in divorce, when the scent of Wasabi can save your life, and why “porcupining” has an extremely low success rate.
58 min - Baby Gangsters and “Was the bear picking mushrooms?”
The guys discuss how improperly gluing your hands to genitals can make for an uncomfortable car ride to the precinct, when throwing your baby over a fence incites endless support from onlookers, and why making sure your Uncle Bill always has a clean long-sleeved henley ensures you’ll never be without a drummer.
1 hr 5 min - Intersection Breakfast and Deck Wiggly Wobbly
The guys discuss why Damon could be guilty of harassment towards Ted if they recorded in the UK, when an ambulance ride and a reduced fine doesn’t get your groceries put away, and how dogs get premier seats at rock concerts at Sofi Stadium.
47 min - Dinglebrothers Barnum and Bailey Circus and A Poomba
The guys discuss how tight mittens cause irreversible emotional scarring, when hygienically pressure washing your coin purse dictates that you always go second, and why beating a monkey at Monopoly still doesn’t get you out of buying dinner.
51 min - A Smiling Slit and “you don’t win a fight with a limp squirrel”
The guys discuss why Damon believes his recent vacation photography expose may be the funniest thing he’s ever done, when it’s absolutely imperative that you leave your ruckus holstered, and how Polish storks can lead to free phone calls.
50 min - Traffic Cougars and “Can anyone drive a van?”
The guys discuss Damon’s newest way to order sandwiches, when a blind man’s nipple rub will totally crush your confidence, and how an entire bank heist hinges on high visibility.
1 hr 7 min
About That Checks Out
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A podcast for anyone who enjoys a sarcastic and ironic view of everyday life!