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That Checks Out episodes
- Nepally Shore and Internal Pool Noodles
The guys discuss why Norwegian steps will never compare to Icelandic steps, when spicy enchiladas are guaranteed to kill you, and how aggressive doggie kisses will cure blindness.
57 min - Lobster Pants and Plane Trout
The guys discuss how having “relations” while vacuuming will almost always result in divorce, when the scent of Wasabi can save your life, and why “porcupining” has an extremely low success rate.
58 min - Baby Gangsters and “Was the bear picking mushrooms?”
The guys discuss how improperly gluing your hands to genitals can make for an uncomfortable car ride to the precinct, when throwing your baby over a fence incites endless support from onlookers, and why making sure your Uncle Bill always has a clean long-sleeved henley ensures you’ll never be without a drummer.
1 hr 5 min - Intersection Breakfast and Deck Wiggly Wobbly
The guys discuss why Damon could be guilty of harassment towards Ted if they recorded in the UK, when an ambulance ride and a reduced fine doesn’t get your groceries put away, and how dogs get premier seats at rock concerts at Sofi Stadium.
47 min - Dinglebrothers Barnum and Bailey Circus and A Poomba
The guys discuss how tight mittens cause irreversible emotional scarring, when hygienically pressure washing your coin purse dictates that you always go second, and why beating a monkey at Monopoly still doesn’t get you out of buying dinner.
51 min - A Smiling Slit and “you don’t win a fight with a limp squirrel”
The guys discuss why Damon believes his recent vacation photography expose may be the funniest thing he’s ever done, when it’s absolutely imperative that you leave your ruckus holstered, and how Polish storks can lead to free phone calls.
50 min - Traffic Cougars and “Can anyone drive a van?”
The guys discuss Damon’s newest way to order sandwiches, when a blind man’s nipple rub will totally crush your confidence, and how an entire bank heist hinges on high visibility.
1 hr 7 min - ComaToes and “That’s a full yodel”
The guys discuss how why the lack of crowing makes everything much scarier, when flatulence is all you really need to expand your real estate portfolio, and how an international pizza contest might just cancel Christmas.
55 min - Wilfredmus Brimelus and “Oh, it’s always like this?”
The guys discuss how just keeping your mouth shut would’ve turned a $35,000 Ebay purchase into a $2.3 million windfall, when being “intertwined” assures you at least 1000 feet of pleasure, and why it’s imperative that you eat a sandwich and use the bathroom before boarding a $126.5 billion Columbia-Class Submarine.
56 min - Gary Poppins and Prescription Cola
The guys discuss why you should never Uber with scissors, when the instructor decides to “step out” and the lesson intensifies, and how cage lids are the single most important thing in regards to the safety of the village.
48 min
About That Checks Out
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A podcast for anyone who enjoys a sarcastic and ironic view of everyday life!