Howdy, ya'll. Y'all? Ya'll. This week we are remembering how many times Mom stopped us (me) from walking out of the house wearing some terribly offensive combination of clothing. Talking points include gaucho pants, the dangers of crocs, opinions on socks, Keira's attempt to banish Andrew to his room, chunky foam flip flops, and how Johanna (me) says the word, 'girl'.