I am not sure why this episode is called Abductions, because no one really gets abducted... Or do they? (insert eyes emoji here) Lots of things happen in this episode: potential hook-ups, queer awakenings, family reunions- Just a normal day in Italy.

Is this the longest episode in "That Show F*cked Me Up!" history? Absolutely. Is it a train wreck? Yup. Oh, and I also cried and shared one of my poems. Not in that order. Enjoy!

Also, I kept calling Lucia "Valentina" all throughout this ep... Oops! Sorry!

The Bull Elephants story is actually really heartbreaking (sad girl hours), but then I remember that men are literally useless and gaslighters and cheaters and then I'm thankful that they isolate themselves from women and children (hot girl sh*t). In this episode, some of our faves are under the influence of drugs and others are just high on life, but either way things are always interesting in the White Lotus. Also, I realized that the show was called "The White Lotus" because the creator's name is Mike White... I'm literally the dumbest, and also the prettiest. Enjoy!

Are you ready to face your trauma's head on? Bly Manor is very is the perfect place to do this! Trapped in a memory you don't want to be trapped in? It's for you're own good!