That Show F*cked Me Up!

The Council is in town and they don't care about Queenie's assault or about Cordelia going to visit Marie Laveau, the Voodoo Queen. They care that the pretty, white, rich witch is missing. Where is Madison?! We know, but some of the witches don't. Will they find out this episode, who knows? Stay tuned.

Getting old? Sucks. Feeling like you're getting replaced by someone younger, and prettier, and snobbier than you? Awful. All good things gotta come to an end. Good thing that the only replacement Fiona needed was a new rug. What happened to the old one? Don't ask.

Zoe and Madison are living every teenage girl's dream by creating the perfect man. We all played those computer games that let you create your avatar and that is basically what they are doing. We gotta stan. Hope you enjoy episode 2 of Coven! Stay witchy!

THE WITCHES ARE BACK, BABY! And the bitchcraft has now commenced, sisters. This season is full of spells, coven rivalries, witty remarks, and a whole bunch of burning at the stake! My favorite. After the witches left Salem, they made their way to New Orleans, and the witches love a good NOLA party, and so do I!

In this wrap-up episode, I rank the Usher children from HORRIBLE to DECENT, I share why I think most of them were sexual deviants, I discuss Egyptian lore throughout the show, and I touch upon Usher (the singer/dancer), and making deals with the Devil. Just a silly little episode. Hosted by the silliest of girls. <3

The Raven is back to claim what is rightfully hers: the Usher bloodline. Please make sure you know what the word "bloodline" entails next time you seal a deal with a nice cognac. Enjoy the final episode of the show! Come back next week for the wrap-up episode.

Who would have thought that a pendulum might cause someone's death? Not me, but I'm glad for it. Good riddance, dentist...

It's finally here! The Goldbug launch and Tammy- Well, Tammy hasn't slept in I don't know how long... But she'll be getting that eternal sleep soon. Very soon. Until then, I hope you have a good time giving this episode a listen!

Victorine has lost her marbles! Even more than before! The 4th and final bastard baby has gone home to meet her maker: the Devil! She's in hell, but I bet she still hear that heart thumping under the wooden floors.

Disclaimer: One of the audio clips that I recorded for this episode has horrible feedback. Oops. Sorry, f*cked-up fam! I promise I will do better. I honestly think I forgot to plug in my mic... But we are going to make this work!

If you own a black cat with a missing eye, I recommend that you stay as far away from this episode as possible. I don't want to traumatize another individual. For those that I have already traumatized, my most sincere apologies. Yikes! For all of you that are cat-less or pussy-less as Napoleon like to say, hope you have a good one!