In episode 8 of Murder House, we finally get the big reveal of who has been hiding behind that very kinky S&M latex/rubber suit. His name rhymes with ATE and he is a hottie, but truthfully, even hotties can be mentally deranged psychopaths. Hope you enjoy this episode and the very detailed update about my personal life!

If you are a true member of the F*cked Up Fandom, I triple dog dare you to stand in front of a mirror and say "Here, Piggy, Pig, Pig" three times. Please report back and let me know what happens- If you survive... Hope you enjoyed last week's break from the shared psychosis, but we are back to our regular scheduled programming. We are halfway through this season and sh*t's about to get interesting. 

THIS IS HALLOWEEN! THIS IS HALLOWEEN! Well- It's not in the real world, but in the AHS Universe (or is it the Multiverse?) it really is! Enjoy the first part of this 2-parter! 

A home invasion in a normal house? Worst nightmare. A home invasion in Murder House? Sounds like a fun night- For the ghosts. And just in case I didn't mention it enough throughout the episode: Ben Harmon is a freaking idiot. Hope y'all enjoy!

GUESS WHO IS BACK & BETTER THAN EVER? If you guessed me, then you were abso-f*cking-lutely right! Did y'all enjoy the 3 week hiatus or were y'all depressed? I hope you didn't miss me too much, but don't worry you will have me for the next 13 weeks (insert panicked emoji here). Can't wait for you to listen! Enjoy!