Y’all ready for the post tv show blues? It’s very similar to the post vacation blues the characters in “The White Lotus” are going to be experiencing soon, but worse. Another tv show has come and gone and we’re still here “no thoughts, just vibes”. Enjoy the last episode of this crazy crazy show!

“Hateful is the dark-blue sky,

Vaulted o'er the dark-blue sea.

Death is the end of life; ah, why

Should life all labour be?”

― Alfred Tennyson

If that isn't the most depressing stanza I've ever read, I don't know what is... This episode was a rollercoaster of emotions. Lots of highs and A LOT of lows, and a handful of heartwarming stuff all throughout. Enjoy the shared psychosis!

In this episode: infidelities were announced, newfound passions were discovered, mother-in-laws arrived, doubts about marriage arose, fake friendships were brought to light, benders were continued AND most importantly a$$ was ate. Yes, you heard that right f*cked up fam! HBO Max is a proud advocate of those activities and honestly we stan. Enjoy this episode and all of its precious moments. 

Also, happy birthday to my dad! Unlike the dads in this show, he is super cool! In a world full of Mark Mossbachers, be an Elviz. <3

Cheers to a “New Day” and a NEW EPISODE! You see what I did there? Badum tss. Hope you enjoy episode two of The White Lotus!

Welcome to The White Lotus Resort, F*cked Up Fam! Y'all ready for the vacation of a life-time? Who thought that there would be so much drama and f*cked up shit in the hospitality business...? Trick question. I bet that everyone who has worked in hospitality knows the truth behind the façade of a "luxury" resort. I know that I mentioned that I chose this show for its levity, but tbh I think I set myself up for failure. There are some laughs, but everything else gets dark pretty soon! Welp. At this time, there is only one other thing I can say: Hope you enjoy the episode!

HAPPY 1ST BIRTHDAY TO "THAT SHOW F*CKED ME UP!" This episode is definitely a celebration of 365 days of pure chaos and I had to get hammered for this special celebration! Join along as I reminisce on all the stupid stuff I said, all the times I mispronounced a word, and all the wonderful things that have happened since the first episode dropped. Thank you so much to all of the wonderful listeners that have been here since day 1. Y'all the coolest. Hope you enjoy the madness! Thank you for your continued support! This one’s for you!

What do cults and religion have in common? A power hungry asshole with a God complex leading the way. Oops. Too soon? I don't care. I severely apologize for how freaking chaotic this wrap-up episode turned out to be, but honestly I was just mirroring how chaotic this whole season was. Hope you enjoy the final episode of season 5! I'll see you when we "check in" for Season 6 (that was a pun & a spoiler). Bye!

If there were two words to describe this final episode, they would be “Poetic Jesus”. Similar to Poetic Justice, but Catholic. HA! I spent most of this episode crying, so if hearing someone cry makes you cringe then emotionally prepare yourself for the cringiest heartbreak ever! As always, thank you for listening & stay tuned for next week’s wrap-up episode!

If your religious hommie invites you to go to church at midnight please promise me that you'll say "HELL NO". That's all I got to say about this episode. Stay safe, f*cked up fam. Don't let a religious leader try to fool you... Enjoy the episode.