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In a change of venue, Taxi David joins Thomas in his F-150 due to both of his taxi cabs being in the shop. David explains how he is anticipating a 'free' engine replacement. The guys discuss being mistaken for other cab companies and Ubers, and how playing the "long-game" is more beneficial than scoring a quick buck.

The Dispatcher sends the boys to "OH SHIT" moments involving near drownings and potential customers playing an intimidation game.

The Dispatcher takes the rest of the night off, and David interviews a bouncer/bartender about the needlessness of violence. The boys share their thoughts.

The episode ends with some poetry readings that are guaranteed to enrich your life.

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This episode features the last lyric for the phenomenal Lyric Contest, try and figure this one out.

Taxi David and Thomas begin the episode by channeling the 'Death Metal' genre and imagine what TV commercials might be like with Death Metal theme songs.

The Dispatcher is given the day off so that Thomas and Taxi David can interview two nurses inspired by the reality in one of Thomas's jokes.

We delve into all things "Butt"-related and other phenomenon the medical profession sometimes has to deal with.

Taxi David and Thomas end the episode with some reflection on the interview and highlight some interesting points.

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In this episode, we have a guest co-host. The Uber driver from EPISODE 003 shares her perspective about the puking incident and joins us giving insight to her experiences behind the wheel.

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This episode starts of with the third week of the lyric contest. Taxi David and Thomas muse over the seemingly intentional mischievousness of Seagulls and other animals. Thomas expresses frustration over seeing a father teaching his young daughters how to break the law, and David relates a story about a college student who damages his taxi.

The Dispatcher spins us toward a favorite topic: "Interesting Happenstance". Thomas tells how he 'tries' to get his daughter thrown in jail, and Taxi David shares how a young passenger sold out his mother in a drunken outburst.

The Dispatcher then sends us to "Pot Pourri" with a quick discussion about the word "Mook". Taxi David talks about being delayed for a booty call, and Thomas gives rock-solid dating advice that will never fail.

After a one week hiatus, the lyric contest returns with the 2nd of 5 lyrics to win the grand prize.

Thomas and Taxi David discuss the phenomenon of SpongeBob Squarepants and shout-out to the growing Cheba Hut franchise.

The first spin of "The Dispatcher" lands on number 9... Famous Persons. Taxi David lets us in on how he trolled the crew for a famous band, and Thomas shamelessly brags about saving a future NFL star from bad press.

The second spin of the wheel yeilds a number 2... Gear Grinders. Taxi David complains about people trying to bribe him for instant service. Thomas gives an example of the same type of incident.  Thomas has a gear grinder about customers who intentionally lead him on, and Taxi David talks about customers who ask him to come in after a ride.

Thomas doesn't understand exactly what misogyny means, and Taxi David explains his "Michael Jackson" conspiracy theory.

Vinnie Spumoni shows up to say "Hi". Thomas and Taxi David talk about high school reunions, the difficulties organizers face, and the anxieties of attending.

The Topic Roulette segment finally gets a new name and a new jingle.

In the first segment, Thomas talks about how driving cab has helped him with his shyness about meeting new people. Taxi David explains how driving cab at night affects his significant relationships.

A new category on the wheel is revealed --"Pot Pourri". Taxi David talks about people who say they are too old for the club scene, and speculates why they might feel that way. Thomas wonders how to fit in when you find yourself in a bar or club where you don't feel comfortable.

Both Thomas and Taxi David discuss wasted customers who ask for rides back to their cars and unique solutions to dissuade them from driving drunk.

A new contest is revealed with the grand prize winner getting a cornucopia of wonderful gifts.

We delve into the naming of "cricket" and her role in the show.

We start with a couple of light hearted animal stories that should make you smile.

Topic Roulette- Thomas and Taxi David both have a problem with a particular police officer in town and tell about their encounters with her.

Topic Roulette- The second spin is vetoed by Taxi David in favor of some more animal stories, these are a little disturbing, grab a tissue.....

Taxi David reveals that his hack has been diagnosed with a near fatal illness. His beloved Ali has caught CARVID-19, forcing David to break out the '76 Pacer. David and Thomas discuss car breakdowns.

TOPIC ROULETTE #1: "Interesting Encounters"--David recounts trying to help out a passenger who gets stiffed at 2 a.m. While Thomas tantalizes us with the tale of how he discovered he was a bear. The guys discuss whether "bear" is a term exclusive to the LGBT community.

TOPIC ROULETTE #2: "Oh Shit! Moment"-- Thomas hits a coyote going 70 with a passenger in the cab & totals it. David, going up a hill, watches a deer get hit by 3 cars in succession, including his own!

I Want What You Got--Thomas hints at his musical tastes and the guys discuss how they discover new music.

Topic Roulette #1: Down Time--David chats up people in public restrooms, and Thomas walks laps around the airport.

Topic Roulette #2: Gear Grinder--Thomas talks about big rig companies always hiring and what that means about the quality of drivers, and David reveals his feelings about people who try to skip out without paying.

In today's episode, Thomas & David find a change in scenery to help extend Thomas's vacation.

Thomas struggles with a client break-up... Taxi David keeps an eye out for police because Thomas is "riding dirty"... and the conversation turns toward health advice from unqualified sources. 

TOPIC ROULETTE: Taxi David insists nicknames cannot be self-imposed, and both drivers reveal nicknames they have carried.

Our heroes also share what they do during downtime --Taxi David delves into theology and universal dynamics, while Thomas admits to eavesdropping on the police. 

After all is said and done, listeners discover why Taxi David is called "handsome".