Why, hello there, randos. How are you this fine day? We are clearly not well, but that's alright. A little crazy never hurt nobody. Well, it did. But not this kind of crazy. Because, like, we don't hurt people or anything. Anyway. I'd explain the episode to you but why would I when you can listen yourself? It's like one of those grab bags where you pay five bucks and get this "mystery bag" that's filled with silly putty, a couple of seashells, and what you *think* is an M&M. That being said, this episode is like a fun grab bag. So sit back, relax, and let the amusement of the show engulf you... in a good way. Not a riptide way. Please don't drown.

Hey, old friends, new friends, and randos scrolling IG because you’re procrastinating that forensic science project you haven’t even STARTED framing your neighbor for. Go listen to “Banana Pancakes” and let all your troubles melt away, like butter… on pancakes… banana pancakes. Banana pancakes aren’t even a focal point of this episode. We actually do some light myth busting for most of the episode. But the real ones wouldn’t know that. They’d think we were obsessed with breakfast food. But we’re not. Well. Ava is. Andie’s just lame. But she brings something to the table. Just not breakfast. Live long. Eat food.

"Chocolate Waffles Studio C": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7zn0ixkR0w

"DID ANYONE HERE LOSE A FRIEND OR FAMILY MEMBER.... OR KNOW SOMEONE WHO DID": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKeEtOWTNr0

"Is she flirting, or is she just being friendly?" (Blimey Cow): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1na1h0Wtn4

Good day, Randos, and welcome to yet another episode of your favorite podcast. Could it be possible for the stupidity of this episode to surpass that of its predecessors? You might not have thought so, but you’d be wrong. We hope you had a baller Thanksgiving full of food, water, and people. Or not people. But people are good. Sometimes. In small doses. Water is for sure good though. Oh and food. Food is fantastic. Anyway, remember to clean your room.

Good day, Randos, and welcome to yet another episode of TWR. We're not even going to explain what we talk about in this one because we'd die of old age first. So we'll just let it be a surprise. We hope you enjoy and laugh at least a little bit. Or roll on the floor laughing. ROFL, if you will. No, please don't ever say that. It's so cheugy we cannot even. Is "cheugy" still a thing? We can't even pronounce famous rappers' names, so probably don't consult us on what is and isn't trendy. Now, go away and listen to the episode. Also, get some rest. Preferably sleep, not YouTube until 3am. But we can't control what you do. It's merely a suggestion. We care about you and want you to be healthy, ok? So make us proud and take a nap.

Links to the ELITEST McDanno videos:

Me Too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abyc1RfSfZ8

Uptown Funk: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j47GnjoLFio

Can't Take My Eyes Off You: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYcWhS-ukog

Somebody To You: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAycEIcJWxM

Dear Future Husband: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0DXcANl7HM

Wassup, Randos, and welcome to season 2 of TWR!! We discuss about a thousand different things, some of which include food, drivers ed, what you should look for in a college, a very ill-tempered computer, Crumbl, and about everything else under the sun. There's also an absurd amount of singing in this episode, so we highly recommend singing along for your mental health. Have fun, enjoy the show, and don't let the bedbugs bite. 

Aye, Randos!! Welcome to our tenth and final episode of season 1!! If you've been with us through your fingers' worth of episodes, give yourself a pat on the back because *wow* are we a lot. You should celebrate with a treat, perhaps a warm cookie. This episode is particularly long, not because it's the finale but simply because we can't keep on track for crap. That's the whole thing about the show though. Anywayyyyy, we hope you have fun comparing our red/green flags to your own, and feel free to comment yours on our latest Instagram post. Have a cool decade and don't forget to eat your vegetables. Or don't. But please do. For your sake, not ours. It won't affect us either way. Unless there's a vegetable shortage and you ate the last of the rutabagas. Then we'll be mad. But let's not let it come to that.

Hey, Randos!! In episode 9, we discuss trends from our childhood that really take us back and make us think about the stupidity of it all. We hope that you can bask in the absurdity of these times or, if you're older, at least recall seeing it from a distance and wondering to yourself, "What will become of these poor, fashionless children?". Enjoy and tell your friends if you think they'd have fun listening to this episode!! IG: @that.was.random.podcast