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This week’s episode is loaded with wild headlines, cultural shake-ups, and messy celebrity drama. Let’s get into the absurdity…

UPS Cargo Plane Crash in Louisville

Deadly Attack at Gay Bar in Tampa (Ybor City)

Zohran Mamdani Makes History in NYC

Blueface Is Home

The “Brick Lady” Verdict

Summer Walker Says She Uses Men for Their Money

6ix9ine Claims He Smashed Ayesha Curry

Cultural Trend Alert

Jalen Green Tattooing Draya on His Back

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Is omitting the truth considered lying? 🤥

Hurricane Melissa — a monstrous Category 5 storm packing 175 mph winds — is bearing down on Jamaica. We discuss the devastating potential impact, how the island is preparing, and the global response to one of the strongest storms ever recorded in the region.

SNAP Benefits Paused Amid Government Shutdown

Cash Money vs. No Limit VERZUZ

AI Controversy:

Mafia & the NBA? Rumors swirl that the mafia paid Portland Trail Blazers coach Chauncey Billups to be a “face” for rigged poker games featuring x-rayed tables. Is this just gossip or a brewing scandal?

Terry Rozier Pick Alert: The hosts give their betting take — “Take Terry Rozier for the under!”

Jaylen Brown Strikes Again: We unpack what the Celtics star did this time — on or off the court — and whether he’s becoming the NBA’s most unpredictable player.

Another wild week of absurd headlines, hot takes, and unfiltered opinions. From truth and lies to hurricanes, hustlers, and hoopers — we keep it 100 every time.

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Does your spouse’s sexual past matter?

A quick round-up of what’s been happening in the world before we get into the absurdity.

Government Shutdown Looms

Cardi B vs. Nicki Minaj: Round 147

Ayesha Curry Speaks Out: She says Steph Curry doesn’t understand her, she never wanted kids, and that she feels her career has been sidelined. The hosts react — is this honest reflection or public overshare?

FAMU’s Joe Bullard Under Fire: The iconic band announcer faces backlash after controversial remarks about Alabama State’s dance team. Did he cross the line or just keep it too real?

OpenAI’s Ban on MLK Deepfakes: Reports say AI-generated depictions of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. are being restricted after “disrespectful” portrayals surfaced. The team debates where the line should be drawn in AI creativity.

The Decision (Part 2)

AWS Goes Down: When Amazon Web Services crashes, the internet feels it. How fragile is our digital world, really?

The hosts wrap up with quick hits, off-the-wall opinions, and of course… absurdity.

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This week on the That’s Absurd Podcast, the crew dives deep into another wild mix of news, politics, culture, and sports. From divine debates to hip-hop drama, we’re covering it all.

Surviving the Rapture – the internet goes wild with theories, memes, and questions of faith.

The White House removes white crime stats from federal reporting — is this transparency or selective storytelling?

Cardi B’s new album review — is she back on top or falling short?

Dame Dash returns to The Breakfast Club with his usual smoke and business gems.

Ghostface Killah’s son drops a new album — can he live up to the Wu legacy?

Charlie’s funeral — a community mourns.

Jimmy Kimmel making headlines again.

Ajai claims his fourth MVP — does this solidify him as one of the greatest in the game?

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Tragedy at Utah Valley University: Conservative activist Charlie Kirk shot and killed on campus — we break down the chaos, reactions, and political fallout.

50 Cent Wins Big – Fif officially secures the rights to Paid in Full, what does that mean for hip-hop culture and film?

Radio Rico Pending – A developing story in the music game, we break down what’s really going on.

[Insert any wild trending moment or quick takes from social media madness if needed — room to freestyle here during the pod].

Crawford Defeats Canelo – We dive into the fight of the year, how it went down, and what this means for boxing history moving forward.

Unfiltered takes, wild jokes, and breaking down the absurdity of the week.

Politics, hip-hop, sports, and culture all under one roof.

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📰 Notable News:

Texas Woman Pulls a Heist for $400: A 26-year-old arrested after forcing a man to an ATM at g*npoint when he couldn’t pay her “meeting fee.” Wild or business as usual?

🏛️ Politics:

Trump Eyes Chicago & NYC for Federal Crime Crackdowns: What would this really look like on the ground?

Department of War?! The U.S. considering a rebrand for Defense—does the new name reveal the true intent?

🎤 Hip-Hop:

Young Thug’s Prison Calls Leaked: What did he really say behind bars?

First Interview Post-Trial: Thugger speaks out—raw, unfiltered, and shocking.

Ice Spice & Latto Drop “Eye Candy” Video: Did they just break the internet?

Dame Dash Files for Bankruptcy: Another L for Dame or a smart financial reset?

Drake’s “Ice Man” Rollout: Another masterclass in promo or is Drizzy reaching?

🌐 Pop Culture:

Future’s New Look: Social media can’t stop talking—are we here for it or nah?

Ciara Switches It Up: Officially adds Wilson’s last name to her and Future’s son. Petty or proper?

🏀 Sports:

PJ Washington’s Baby Mama Drama: From the court to the custody battles.

Carmelo Anthony’s Jersey Retirement: Melo finally gets his flowers—repping Puerto Rico with pride.

Shilo Sanders Cut by the Bucs: Is this the end of his NFL journey?

McDonald’s All-American Dunk Contest: Future NBA stars already putting on a show.

Canelo vs. Crawford Predictions: Who’s walking out the ring victorious?

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🗳️ Politics:

Trump Deploys National Guard in DC: Can soldiers really stop crime in the streets, or is this just another political stunt?

Dr. Umar’s School at Risk: After years of hype, reports say Dr. Umar Johnson’s school might be shutting down. Was the dream too big to manage?

🎤 Hip-Hop Headlines:

Consequence Walks Out: Leaves interviews after exposing The Clipse. We unpack the fallout.

Cardi B’s New Single: The Bronx queen drops new heat—what’s the early reaction?

Gunna’s TheLastWun Album: His final YSL project is here—does it live up to the hype?

Lil Baby Delays His Album: Fans heated as Baby pushes the release back. Smart move or bad momentum?

🌐 Pop Culture:

Houston Police Drama: Female officer pulls a gun on her sister’s boyfriend during a heated argument. He takes the sister’s phone—messy or justified?

🏀 Sports:

Shedeur Sanders Gets the Start: Coach Prime’s son gets preseason playing time for the Browns. What does this mean for his NFL future?

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🗳️ Politics:

American Eagle Ad Sparks Outrage: What started as a fashion statement turns into a political debate. Is the brand trolling or just tone-deaf?

Charlamagne Tha God Backs Kamala: CTG doubles down on his belief that Kamala Harris was the Democrats’ best shot to beat Trump. The crew debates: Is he right, or just loyal to the wrong team?

🎤 Hip-Hop Headlines:

Soulja Boy Arrested Again: Another run-in with LAPD. Is Soulja cursed, or just wildin' too much?

Trick Daddy’s Wild Take: Says he’s “not attracted to women over 35” and calls them “damaged goods.” We unpack the toxic and absurd layers.

Gunna’s Last Ride with YSL: Announces release date for The Last Wun—his final project under the YSL label. What’s next for Wunna?

🌐 Pop Culture:

Lil Tay’s OnlyFans Debut: The former child rapper turned adult influencer pulls in over $1M in 3 hours. The internet has thoughts, and so do we.

🏀 Sports & Shenanigans:

Dildo Mania Hits the WNBA: You read that right. WNBA fans (and players?) are going viral with one of the most absurd trends yet.

Michelle Obama on ESPN: The former First Lady says ESPN is “just like reality TV” and even jokes that Stephen A. Smith could join the Real Housewives. Entertainment or insult?

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🗞️ Notable News:

RIP Hulk Hogan (1953–2025): Wrestling icon Hulk Hogan passes away at 71. The guys reflect on his legacy, the controversies, and… wait, did he actually super-speed race a car? We break down the internet rumors.

🏛️ Politics:

Trump on Epstein’s Island: Trump claims he “never had the privilege” of going to Epstein’s infamous island and says he turned it down at his “very good moment.” The Absurd crew weighs in on what that even means.

🎤 Hip-Hop Corner:

Russ on Hip-Hop: Rapper Russ shares his thoughts on the current state of hip-hop. Is he speaking facts or just ranting again?

📱 Pop Culture:

Tea App Breaks the Internet: The anonymous gossip app is WILD. Leaks, drama, and rumors are flying across timelines. Is it good for the culture or another digital disaster?

🏀 Sports Talk:

Deion Sanders’ Health Update: Coach Prime reveals he had his bladder removed due to cancer. We also talk about his very interesting dating situation—yep, he’s reportedly seeing one of Chris Brown’s exes.

Hulk Hogan’s Racing Rumor: A trending theory suggests Hogan was involved in some high-speed racing antics. Real or clickbait?

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🗞️ Notable News:

RIP Malcolm-Jamal Warner: The beloved Cosby Show star has passed away at age 54. We reflect on his legacy and impact on Black TV.

ICE Raids at Home Depot: Day laborers and activists protest as Home Depot parking lots reportedly become hotspots for immigration enforcement.

🏛️ Politics:

Obama Says Every Man Should Have a Gay Friend: A conversation starter or culture clash? The crew weighs in on masculinity, friendships, and representation.

🎤 Hip-Hop Headlines:

Clipse Drops New Album: Pusha T and Malice reunite—are we calling this an instant classic or mid-tier?

Skepta vs. Joyner Lucas: Unexpected beef—who came out on top?

4Xtra Blows Hand Off With Fireworks: Yes, again. July 4th went way left.

Meg & Klay / Cardi & Diggs: Dating rumors and breakups have the timelines buzzing.

Drake Drops “What Did I Miss”: New energy or same old formula?

Ca$h Out Sentenced: Rapper hit with two life sentences plus 75 years. We unpack what happened.

Ray J Feels Like an Embarrassment to His Family: Raw and emotional—what’s really going on with the R&B wild boy?

🎭 Pop Culture:

Coldplay CEO Stirs Drama at Concert: Executive behavior draws heat—what happened onstage?

Shannon Sharpe Reaches Settlement: Is this the end of his legal battles?

🏀 Sports Talk:

Shaq Warns RGIII: Says he’ll punch him in the face over continued posts about Angel Reese. Things are personal now.

NBA Trades: Big names moving—who got better and who got robbed?

WNBA Players Demand Fair Pay: Players rock “Pay Us What We’re Worth” shirts—will it lead to change?

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