I miscalculated how many sodas I drank against how many I actually had. There's a debate going around of who would win between one gorilla and one hundred men. Let's explore this.

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More doctors' appointments, more sweet potatoes. Meghan Markle is kind of hot, but is she no make-up wearing hot? Ultra processed foods may be linked to early death, so that's cool, I guess.

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The US has a lot of measle cases going on. Kristi Noem's purse napper has been found. GM recalls a lot of vehicles for engine failure. Drag queen Jiggly Caliente has passed away.

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Let's talk about ingrown nails, Dr. Who, and all the other TikTok videos my algorithm is on. Also, McDonald's is bringing back chicken strips, and Kanye West gets banned from Twitch almost instantly.

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Alot of Jack in the Box locations are closing, good riddance. Apple juice is getting recalled for having toxic substances. Rock throwing murderer sentenced to life. Epstein accuser conveniently dies.

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Another day of work but playing Dandy's World is kinda fun. Nintendo Switch 2 preorders are of course not going well. China cancels US pork shipment. Mother falls to her death while hiking.

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Pope's body keeps being moved around to show off. Andre Agassi starts playing pickleball. Florida sues Snapchat over being addictive to minors. Novavax vaccine is almost ready.

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RFK Jr. plans to phase out artificial food dyes. Washington Post inks deal with OpenAI. Instagram launches Edits app. Social media impact on teen mental health is being studied.

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Delta plane catches fire. China warns other countries who oppose their interests. Kristi Noem's purse is stolen. Pope Francis has passed away.

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What a weekend of wrestling to watch, huh? Should I buy a weapon, or save the money for the Nintendo Switch and a brand-new bed? Ford is halting exports to China and being kind to AI can be expensive.

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