That's Debatable

Girl Scouts bring joy to a wide swath of the population every spring with there array of delicious cookies. However, there are some who do not truly value the work of these brave adolescents and would dare call them overrated. Find out how the doctors feel about it.

There are creatures in this world who’s reputations are skewed. Some how the squirrel has landed into this category. There are some varying opinions on the subject, but it’s 60/40 at best.

The HOV lane in principle makes a lot of sense. In practicality it leads to road rage which is a leading cause of heightened blood pressure among drivers dealing with daddy issues.

Friendships were nearly shattered in this great debate. It can be understood as the subject matter is of epic proportions. The fate of Cream Cheese and it’s definition as a true cheese is to be decided, so The Doctors left it all out on the field.

The Houston Astros have been caught in a egregious cheating scandal. In an effort to improve their batting performances the Astros were using technology and trash cans to steal signs and relay them to hitters in real time. Their integrity is ruined, but is the motivation warranted? Everyone knows baseball is the hardest sport to play. Or is it?

There are two types of people in this world. There are scrunchers and there are folders. Which one are you?

Adam Sandler is a comedic legend. But what does it take for a legend to reach a status of say Janis Joplin or Jimmy Hendricks? Does a career cut short but full of the greatest material that artist has to offer launch such artist into the spectrum of immortality? What if this artist made the courageous decision to end it on their own accord? Could Adam Sandler be the Kurt Cobain of comedy but alive!? If he simply retired into the sunset after his greatest comedic performances, some say yes. The Doctors debate.

“We all know to not touch something hot, that’s instinct. Children do not have instinct, therefore they are the dumbest creatures in the world. I mean think about it… A deer can walk and shit by itself within 4 hours… a baby, 24 months at best.”

The doctors debate the significance of sporks to a society set in their ways of utensil usage.

Doctors Vittels and Ferndale exchange incorrect facts about about the music industry and specifically Jack Johnson. Their stupidity could lead to the complete downfall of this sacred art.