That's Games

This week, we pay people to get good at Garfield Kart and rid everyone of their shitty game desires!

Our games this week:

• G.A.M.E.S
• King of the Couch: Zoovival

Index:

00:15 - Intro Bit

07:57 - Evan's Pitch

12:14 - Kenzie's Pitch

17:40 - Evan's Tendos

37:49 - Kenzie's Fix

53:54 - Outro

To find more episodes, check out our website: thats.games. If you have comments, questions, or wanna wrestle, hit us up on our email [email protected] or our Twitter @thatsgamespod. And if you want to become a donor, hit up our Patreon at Patreon.com/ThatsGames

This week, we make dummy thicc Snake canon and learn that all roads lead to Hatoful Boyfriend!

Our games this week:

• Wonky Pigeon!
• Midnight Grub Session

Index:

00:15 - Intro Bit

04:44 - Evan's Pitch

10:00 - Kenzie's Pitch

15:20 - Evan's Tendos

30:08 - End of Spoilers

32:52 - Kenzie's Fixes

47:35 - Outro

To find more episodes, check out our website: thats.games. If you have comments, questions, or know David Hayter, hit us up on our email [email protected] or our Twitter @thatsgamespod. And if you want to become a donor, hit up our Patreon at Patreon.com/ThatsGames

This week, we just got back from vacation, so we figure out who's the best Kingdom Hearts character to sit next to on a plane.

Our game this week:

• Being Three Deep in the Window

Index:

00:15 - Intro Banter

4:27 - ✈️

49:31 - Outro

Final Tier List: https://i.imgur.com/YMsAaiS.png

To find more episodes, check out our website: thats.games. If you have comments, questions, or other tier list ideas, hit us up on our email [email protected] or our Twitter @thatsgamespod. And if you want to become a donor, hit up our Patreon at Patreon.com/ThatsGames

This week, we cleanse our palates and play some actually good games!

Welcome to our TED Talks Part 2

Our games this week:

• Night in the Woods
• Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock

Index:

00:15 - Intro Banter

00:57 - Kenzie's Game

28:38 - Evan's Game

43:29 - Outro

To find more episodes, check out our website: thats.games. If you have comments, questions, or can FC TTFaF, hit us up on our email [email protected] or our Twitter @thatsgamespod. And if you want to become a donor, hit up our Patreon at Patreon.com/ThatsGames

What's up big chaddies? This week, we're depressed.

Also we create a Kyle morality system.

Our games this week:

• The Psychiatrist: Major Depression
• Kyle Simulator

Index:

00:15 - Intro Bit

10:57 - Evan's Pitch

13:47 - Kenzie's Pitch

17:50 - Evan's Tendos

40:23 - Kenzie's Fixes

48:56 - Outro

To find more episodes, check out our website: thats.games. If you have comments, questions, or are a Kyle/Chad, hit us up on our email [email protected] or our Twitter @thatsgamespod. And if you want to become a donor, hit up our Patreon at Patreon.com/ThatsGames

This week, we become the coolest and lamest kings ever and create the That's Games Auditory Universe.

Our games this week:

• 24 Hours 'til Rescue
• Fishy Dungeon Delving

Index:

00:15 - Intro Bit

12:38 - Evan's Pitch

15:26 - Kenzie's Pitch

19:07 - Evan's Tendos

43:27 - Kenzie's Fixes

50:22 - Outro

To find more episodes, check out our website: thats.games. If you have comments, questions, or wanna show off your sick kick flips, hit us up on our email [email protected] or our Twitter @thatsgamespod. And if you want to become a donor, hit up our Patreon at Patreon.com/ThatsGames

This week, we get kink-shamed by Anonymous and turn your fanfics into a terrible RPG.

Our games this week:

• Alpha/Omega: The Christian RPG
• Pumpkin Dog Islands

Index:

00:15 - Intro Bit

15:11 - Evan's Pitch

18:20 - Kenzie's Pitch

23:27 - Evan's Tendos

38:36 - Kenzie's Fixes

51:55 - Outro

To find more episodes, check out our website: thats.games. If you have comments, questions, or are hacking us, hit us up on our email [email protected] or our Twitter @thatsgamespod. And if you want to become a donor, hit up our Patreon at Patreon.com/ThatsGames

This week, we celebrate pride month through vexillology and learn how to sex our way through space.

Our games this week:

• Gaygarin In deep as's'pace
• Ukrainian ball in search of gas

Index:

00:15 - Intro Bit

16:34 - Evan's Pitch

19:02 - Kenzie's Pitch

22:56 - Evan's Tendos

39:48 - Kenzie's Fixes

48:37 - Outro

To find more episodes, check out our website: thats.games. If you have comments, questions, or are Keanu Reeves, hit us up on our email [email protected] or our Twitter @thatsgamespod. And if you want to become a donor, hit up our Patreon at Patreon.com/ThatsGames

This week, we kick off our actual-cook podcast by making a fruity smoothie: The Roseli

Ingredients:

• 1/2 Cup Strawberries
• 1/4 Cup Raspberries
• 1/4 Cup Blueberries
• 1/2 Cup Milk
• 1/2 Cup Vanilla Ice Cream
• 1/4 Cup Orange Juice
• 1 Tbsp White Sugar
• 1 Tbsp Vanilla Creamer (optional)
• 1-2 Shots Dark Rum (optional)

Directions:

1. Place all ingredients, except for creamer and/or extra rum, in blender.
2. Blend until mixed thoroughly.
3. Pour into glass.
4. Float remaining rum or creamer on top.

To find more episodes, check out our website: thats.games. If you have comments, questions, or want more of this cooking nonsense, hit us up on our email [email protected] or our Twitter @thatsgamespod. And if you want to become a donor, hit up our Patreon at Patreon.com/ThatsGames

This week, we make podcast history by doing the world's first actual-cook podcast and run around as the king's little errand boy.

Our games this week:

• SpaceCorn
• Infinite Children

Index:

00:15 - Cookalong!

12:24 - Evan's Pitch

14:56 - Kenzie's Pitch

17:19 - Evan's Tendos

36:40 - End of Spoilers

37:27 - Kenzie's Art Corner

51:41 - Outro

To find more episodes, check out our website: thats.games. If you have comments, questions, or more smoothie recipes, hit us up on our email [email protected] or our Twitter @thatsgamespod. And if you want to become a donor, hit up our Patreon at Patreon.com/ThatsGames