This week Guy and Paul stick their noses into the curious lore surrounding alcohol, cocaine, psychedelic tourism and glue sniffing. Paul apologises for eating crisps during the recording and has promised not to do it again.

In which the friends mull over the Paralympics, cycling and recycling.

On the Hole

In which Guy’s back flares up and he reveals his views on euthanasia, jokes and fly spray. Paul explains the future of nuclear energy and opens a discussion about the possible problems besetting a national treasure.

Art on the Beach

In which Guy goes to Europe with a vengeance and Paul tells the story of the blind darts player who drove his boat.

Immigration Vs Emigration

In which Paul has a hangover in the SciFi Ghetto, and Guy reveals the Big Lebowski to be a metaphor for everything that’s wrong with the world.

A Tricky Business

In which the gents get to grips with the thorny subject of relationships, Guy is revealed to have few morals and fewer friends and Paul shares tips for choosing wine and shoplifting.

Stone the Crows

In which Guy and Paul get the hang of Cliff, disagree on art market machinations and indulge in some harmless pest control.

Paul and Guy Get Going

In which the friends discuss gay conversion therapy, the origins of life on earth and what’s really in Soylent Green.