That's Messed Up

Is torture the only way to grow Christina Aguilera's listener base? What were the weirdest forms of punishment in the ancient world? Does itchy butthole count as torture? (Yes. Yes it does.)

AKA: You felt it, you dealt it! Learn the causes and effects of fecal incontinence, find out what famous actor famously pooped while filming a famous film, and listen to us tell funny poop stories. You're welcome.

Carnival and theme park rides are perfectly safe. Except when they aren't. Find out which rides are most dangerous--and the best reason yet to stay the hell out of New Jersey.

Learn the bad things that can go down when you get inked up, plus fun stuff like the oldest tattooed dude and the certified worst tattoo ever.