UNDERLINE or ITALICS or BOLDS

TALKING: Spiderman, “What is Halynka good at?”, technology delivers food and alcohol, Kingsley was on set all week, Halynka is famous to Halynka, Beetlejuice, trading your lunch items in high school, and having your stalker as your waiter. LEATHER or LACE, PIZZA or SANDWICHES, and SOURDOUGH or RYE.

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Mary McDonnell is AMAZING!!!

TALKING: Geoffrey’s 31st birthday, drinking games, and Sasha is in my earpiece.DIRTY OR CLEAN & BRIEFS OR BOXERS. CIRCUS OR ZOO & TEA PARTY OR LIBERTARIANS.

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TALKING: Halynka’s new glasses, Kingsley’s new haircut, Grandmother’s sushi, and Dark Mermaids become Fat British Baby. BLACK OR WHITE, TREES OR BUSHES, SYMPHONY OR BALLET, & SHALLOW OR NARCISSISTIC. 

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Oh, yeah, and chowder is chunky!

TALKING:  Super bloom poppy fields, a dead rat in the rape tunnel STEW OR SOUP: Halynka loves chunky, People who like Manhattan clam chowder over New England clam chowder are in fact going to hell, and Kingsley would marry French onion soup. JAZZ OR RAP: F*CK JAZZ and Kingsley would absolutely marry rap. AN UNMARKED WHITE VAN FOLLOWING YOU AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD OR A MYSTERIOUS NEW RED LIGHT COMING FROM YOUR AC VENT: Halynka is pissed off that the van is following her, Kingsley is freaking out that someone might be recording him, and there are so many weird faces. MORMONS OR SCIENTOLOGY: Those damn aliens, Super Bowl commercials, and Mormons are weird too. “GEORGE SMITH”?!?!

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We wanna be DIR-TY!

TALKING: Daylight savings, speaking valley, Sunday Funday, goat hairs, popping an eye out of your head, feeling rushed in the morning, and aching backs. BRITNEY SPEARS OR CHRISTINA AGUILERA: Young Christina was a vocal showoff, Britney won’t ever dance like she used to, and we like Cher. ALSO, pregnant pauses.  PACIFIC OR ATLANTIC OCEAN:  The colder the better, back East seafood, it’s a crime to steal pieces of the Great Wall, Kingsley has Hawaiians in him, and Halynka likes snow on the beach. ALSO, chunky East Coast sand. FAME OR FORTUNE: Money, cheddar, broke and famous, Halynka is a famous nobody, and Kingsley would hate people approaching him on the street. ALSO, Leaving Neverland made Kingsley drink an entire bottle of wine during the first hour.

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She want that cake, cake, cake!

TALKING: Beading, new glasses and seeing leaves for the first time, “I didn’t know they had TOPS” in West Hollywood, and our first THING. TWITTER or INSTAGRAM: Twitter has porn (which is great), Halynka gets used a lot, and Kingsley is one good pic! CAKE or PIE: “Cake, cake, cake,” Halynka is a pie with no bottom?! Chocolate Pecan pie from somewhere special. WHOSE ALLEN?! ALSO, Australian Cattle Dog was stolen from our backyard by the E Street Gang.  STRIPES or CHEVRONS (zing-zags): Halynka likes vertical stripes, Kingsley likes  chevrons. ALSO, 3D “Where’s Waldo?” What is Waldo? Why is Waldo? OH, AND ALSO, Batman. 

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Literally, giving your Dr. sh*t!

TALKING: A sweet/dry martini, Halynka was at the hospital ALL DAY, stool sample size, Kingsley always pees and poops at the same time. We are so sorry about the grossness. Halynka can hear through her eyeball. Halynka’s arms are dead from all the shots. PILLOWS or BLANKETS: Kingsley loves pillows, Halynka is a wet blanket, and using people as blankets. BEING POPULAR or BEING UNIQUE: Taylor Swift is popular and basic, BJORK is fucking unique and can get away with not being recognized, and we love Marvel and Kill Bill. OPRAH or ELLEN: Halynka hates lesbians

Fish Tacos, Duh.

TALKING: Kingsley is tired and is half way through his 11 day work marathon, Halynka had lesbian food for Valentines, French food is a big shit machine, and NPR (NATIONAL PUBLIC RADIO) OR PBS (PUBLIC BROADCASTING SERVICE), GARLIC OR SALT, AND PEPPER, and FIRE AND ICE.

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Clean Cauliflower and Brown Sugar, Duh.

TALKING: Halynka being abducted by her ride share driver, Kingsley doesn’t think Halynka is nice, and Kingsley is sick AGAIN. DIRTY MOTHER FUCKER OR CLEAN MOTHA’ FUCKA’: Shaft’s theme song, Halynka doesn’t listen to her boss. BROCCOLI OR CAULIFLOWER: Broccoli’s color is beautiful, South Pasadena Police Department sent Halynka a dozen yellow roses, Kingsley like Broccolini, and Halynka can’t say cauliflower. ALSO: Valentines, Bob Seger, Michelob Ultra.  HONEY OR BROWN SUGAR: Italian Teriyaki, Kingsley likes fake maple syrup more than the real stuff, and Halynka hates honey.

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Monkeys Play Poker, Koala's live in Penthouses, Duh

TALKING: A “good or boring” Halynka, beading, so much confusion, drinking reds out of white wine glasses. FULL AMENITIES PENTHOUSE OR NO AMENITIES SINGLE FAMILY RESIDENCE W/VIEW: Privacy, burying bodies in your yard, geiger counters, a BFE desert compound, Batman or Badminton. ALSO, Halynka thinks she can still play badminton in her 60’s. CHESS OR POKER: Itchy noses, the hollywood cold, nasty nails in a nasty nose, your super power: lying or strategy. ALSO, Halynka needs to explain her choice to meet the Queen of England. MONKEY OR KOALA: Australian animals are violent, bonobo monkeys always be F*CKIN’, Chris Hemsworth is from Australia, Halynka doesn’t want to own a zoo, dry chicken. ALSO, Halynka or Kingsley doesn’t know how to say ‘height’.

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