That's Not What Your Wife Said

By That's Not What Your Wife Said

A blonde and a brunette sit down to make a podcast. Enjoy content ranging from life advice and daily struggles to crazy adventures and ridiculous stories. Prepare yourself for chaotic, over-the-top co... more

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The podcast currently has 18 episodes available.

That's Not What Your Wife Said episodes:

April 27, 2021 EP 18: Roller Coaster Central
Twas the highest of highs and the lowest of lows. This week, the TNWYWS girls talk about all things adult (mostly the government and the state of Missouri). Though it’s been a tumultuous time, the girls still find a way to laugh, even if it’s about a DVD KaiLee hasn’t returned for 2 years. We also feature our first segment of Resident Realities with some insane couch cutting sh*t you won’t find anywhere else. Pour yourself a cold one and tune in for some comedic relief and relatable ranting this Tipsy Tuesday!
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47min
April 14, 2021 EP 17: I Wanna Talk About ME
OK so long story short (tells the whole story in its entirety with all details and direct citations) I WANNA TALK ABOUT ME. This week, Toby Keith makes a guest appearance on the pod. Just kidding! It’s just the TNWYWS girls’ beautiful voices. KaiLee completely ruins Rachels for everyone out there- because, well, they deserve it. The girls recap some childhood memories and as always, it's complete chaos.
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59min
March 23, 2021 EP 16: The Break-Up Remedy ft. Online Dating
This week, the girls are joined by their dear friend Monica Hinkel. Not only is she an incredible musician, friend, teacher and human, she also has great insight and a healing perspective on getting over an *especially* toxic ex. This one is surprisingly more deep than we’re used to (your wife DEF said that). Explore yellow and red flags, shame and vulnerability while experiencing a break-up, online dating trials and tribulations, and absolute chaos. Just got through a break-up? Going through one now? Getting over someone you were in a situtation-ship with? This is your green flag to press play. Enjoy!

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1h 12min
March 02, 2021 EP 15: Listen if You Hate Yourself
The girls are feeling some travel withdrawals this week as Rachel is getting ready to book a flight to visit KaiLee! Rachel shares her favorite trip, despite the SHIT she endured during it 💩 KaiLee also shares one of her all-time favorite trips and not so all-time favorite hotel experience. Next, we discuss/bitch about the notable differences in the Gen Z vs. Millennial generation. Finally, Rachel and KaiLee have their first fight during this week’s Music Moment segment and trust us, this is one you don’t want to miss!
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53min
February 16, 2021 EP 14: Send Thots and Prayers
In our line of work, you need to know a little about a lot - and by work, we clearly mean your wife. This week, the TNWYWS girls discuss pyramid schemes, turning over new pages in life, BDE (Big Dick Energy), and a Toss the Mic! story that will make you hate unsolicited men even more. Prepare to laugh your ass off to this one ladies and gents. But more importantly, tell your wife to bring that ass here.
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1h 1min
February 02, 2021 EP 13: NO SOLICITING
In honor of spooky Episode 13, we discuss the scariest of places: gas stations, gyms, convenience stores, and the horrifying car wash. MEN, pull out your notebooks and make sure you NEVER commit the atrocities described by yours truly. Speaking of men, The Maintenance Guy makes another appearance...and another...and another? KaiLee shares the tale of the omnipresent handyman in her apartment complex. Lastly, we talk about the ultimate dating game: Tinder. Bored? Just swipe right on your TNWYWS girls and listen to this week’s rants and chaos.
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51min
January 06, 2021 EP 12: One for the History Books
We reminisce, we appreciate, but, most importantly, we send off 2020. To say that 2020 was a rough year would be an understatement, but in this week’s episode we find the silver lining by recognizing our best 2020 moments. Join us in recounting bad hairstyles over the years, 2020 goals vs. 2021 goals, New Year’s Eve celebrations, and an overall good time. Cheers to 2021!
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44min
December 22, 2020 EP 11: Excessive Oral Activity
Your girls are STRUGGLING this week as Rachel is scheduled for finger surgery and KaiLee has been diagnosed with tonsil stones due to the usual: sucking too much DICK. However, nothing’s gonna bring us out of the holiday spirit as we recount favorite (and least favorite) past Christmas gifts. Rachel also shares her 3 year anniversary celebrations and KaiLee bitches about Florida drivers. But before we sign off for 2020: hey you, yeah you, you sitting there listening to this podcast, yeah, fuck you 🖕🏼In all seriousness, thank you for listening and joining us on Tipsy Tuesdays, we love you and hope you have an amazing holiday and send this year off right. Unless your name is Todd, then just leave the sending off to me, specifically with your wife once I’m finished with her. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
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46min
December 08, 2020 EP 10: I Am Chinese Bamboo
We’re back. Hope you didn’t miss us too much (definitely not as much as your wife did). KaiLee announces big advancements in her career and love life...Do we remember le Chef? Let’s just say Nathan is out of the picture. As for Rachel, she’s been targeted violently in recent events...by her cat. We cover holiday updates and chinese bamboo informational presentations all in one episode this week so pour your shot of tequila and click play already.
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40min
October 20, 2020 EP 9: Lebron Year 2️⃣3️⃣
Wrapping up our birthday celebrations like we wrapped it up before we f*#%ed your wife. Witness KaiLee’s reaction to Rachel’s Birthday Burrito/Basket gift that cost her $15-$500. In honor of Libra season, the girls ponder their zodiac and compare online descriptions to reality. Lastly, we had to finish with our segment Toss the Mic!, where we feature write-in stories from our beloved listeners. So, lace up your patch boots, grab a beer, and get ready to dance with your favorite Libras this Tipsy Tuesday.
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44min

FAQs about That's Not What Your Wife Said:

How many episodes does That's Not What Your Wife Said have?

The podcast currently has 18 episodes available.