This week, Dan and Rory FINALLY read up on some properly based history with our FRENCH REVOLUTION episode!! How much of a himbo *was* Louis XVI? What was the messiest death? How did it lead to the invention of the gap year? All this and more will be answered in this episode. Dan reads a poem and Rory considers how he'd like to go in revolution times.

Just in time for maybe the worst Christmas ever, Dan and Rory take a look at the fever dream that is the modern Christmas advertising world, delving into all chaotic offerings from Aldi, Tesco, Boots, and more!

Topics include: sentimental covers, Shane McGowan, shite Christmas sandwiches, Mabel, and finding out how you're #ReindeerReady

Check out this PATREON PREVIEW about Roko's Basilisk, the bizarre AI thought experiment that got Elon and Grimes together.

Topics include: LessWrong, being mad online, losers ruining robofuture, Ultron, the Abzorbaloff, the origins of the alt right, and the wetties who do philosophy.

AKA Exit Pursued By Banks.

The boys reach the end of their Musk divorce Odyssey with a break-up so cringe, it changed everyone's PH levels. It is of course GRIMES, and Dan and Rory delve into the extremely online origins of this romance to their Met Gala appearance to the moment they were finally defeated by an all-powerful witch by the name of Azealia Banks.....The boys also finally place one of their great white whales on the Wonka Scale, where will Elon end up?

Topics include: Rory's rock training courses, TikTok NFTs, Tesla going private, X Æ A-12, the Thai cave story, if Tesla is a scam, AI, Roko Basilisk, and why Azealia Banks was the only person to bring down Musk.

TW: ableist language and pedophilia mention

Check out this preview of our bonus Patreon episdoe where Dan and Rory sit down with CARLA GORDON to get a female perspective on the flirtatious antics of the Tesla CEO. Would Carla date him? What *is* the way to a modern woman's heart? Will Rory and Carla EVER find love?? You'll have to listen to find out.

Other topics include: fancy people's weddings, old money, the inventor of the shipping crate, receiving flowers

In part 2 of our bumper three part Elon Musk special, we're introduced to writer and posh girl actress Talulah Riley, multiply divorced second wife of Elon Musk. The boys look at how she negged Musk when they met, and the cringe relationship press tour, *that* disastrous clip, and the weird Epstein conspiracy that attached to her.

Topics include: Posh Girl actresses, Jeremy Clarkson propoganda, the nature of Musk fans (Muskers), and hapless engineers.

Ever thought about what having shitloads of cash could do to your noggin? Join best friends Daniel McKeon and Rory Kelly each week as they take turns diving head first into the depraved and manic worlds of the moneyed classes. From the most unstable emperors to meme lord billionaires and crackpot inventors, they'll leave no stone unturned in their quest to find out exactly what makes them think and chuckling until the guillotine swings.

That's Rich! is BACK and BETTER than EVER!! Dan and Rory are back on the mics and they're taking no prisoners.

For our return, we're tackling a particularly timorous beasty, the most divorced man on the planet ELON MUSK himself! But to figure out the man that's been discussed ad nauseum, we took a look at the women who have stood behind him as he became the monster he is now.

TW: this episode contains discussion of cot death and emotional manipulation

Dan and Rory round up the good and the wild of rich person news they've missed over the past couple weeks.

Topics include:

Anna Delvey's release

The Milan acrobat thieves

Jeff Bezos vs. Elon Musk

This week, Dan and Rory are joined by amazing comedian and TikTok extraordinaire Freya Mallard to chat through SCOOTER BRAUN, record producer, father, and grindcore darling. They talk about his rise through party planning, discovering Justin Bieber, and THAT Taylor Swift feud.