That's So Original Podcast

Are you ready to plunge back into the poop storm that is this show? We know we are. It’s Luke’s birthday! And contrary to popular belief, he is not turning 12. To celebrate, this episode is filled with scenes of him shirtless and working out so…please wear the appropriate eye wear to shield yourself from the glare of his ghostly white chest and dangerously sharp ribs. In the winter time, Megan is putting her full hacker knowledge to work while being held hostage, and future Debbie and Steve are having a stand-off while hiding evidence. What is this show? Seriously, can it get any weirder? There’s like five episodes left so unfortunately, we’re thinking yes.

– Tiffany and Kelly

– Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

“Jingle bells, Trevor tells, Megan’s full of rage.” It’s Christmas time which means it’s time to tell the ones you love exactly how you feel. For Megan that means pouting and pitching a fit because people bought her expensive gifts and are being nice. How dare they! Meanwhile, Isabella receives a surprise visitor and, no matter what the tiny Santa hat on her head may imply, she is also not happy about it. Luke is there, also wearing a Santa hat, and all we want for Christmas is for him to get back on the shelf.

– Tiffany and Kelly

– Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

Past Megan has had it with her good girl reputation and wants to be baaaaad, so she does the most logical thing possible and hacks into the DMV to make some fake IDs. Meanwhile in the winter time, Debbie’s house is crumbling around her ears so she packs up the girls and heads to the Chambers’ house for a sleepover…with the kid who made a sex tape of her daughter without her consent. As you might imagine, things get really awkward really fast. Megan is feeling super jealous of Luke and Isabella’s lack of poverty and the fact that they used to bang. In the future, the sheriff is obsessed with the note Luke supposedly wrote saying he was running away to the North Pole. Or something, we don’t know. We stopped caring about Luke a long time ago.

– Tiffany and Kelly

– Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

Poor Summer of 1999 Megan. She has no idea that she’s only been invited on a boy’s camp out to be the pack mule and to make sandwiches. But never fear, Brent is here, to lighten the mood with conversations about Princess Farts. Meanwhile, Luke is doing his best Elf on the Shelf impression while skipping a rock angrily. The only highlights of this episode were Luke’s dad Steve turning into Stone Cold Steve Austin and Jeff’s confusion of what exactly blackmail is. No worries, Jeff. Sheriff Jack has a lot of experience in the area.

– Tiffany and Kelly

– Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

Welcome to Chatham, where the school principal holds all the power and inflatable sex toys are plentiful. It’s the day after the Christmas party and everyone is reeling from the fallout. Isabella wants to give her side of the story which involves a lot of jealousy, breaking and entering, and problematic sex tape storage. We also flash back to the pool party that started it all where Megan is playing the saddest game of Marco Polo ever recorded.

– Tiffany and Kelly

– Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

It’s that time of year when you want to kick back, relax and enjoy some quality television created by a 12 year old girl and her cat. That’s right, folks. We’re back for Cruel Summer Season 2! This season has everything we loved about season 1 including emo hairstyles that match our feelings, moms that act like teens, rich families that own the town, sex scandals, guy BFF’s and giant plot holes! Come join us on this chaotic ride and we promise to not make you stay in a RV in the driveway.

– Tiffany and Kelly

– Song Credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

Girls- Hey Van, tell us the story!

Van – Of course. Settle in children with your frozen dinner of sweet, sweet Javi meat, and I’ll spin you a tale of woe. Once upon a time…

Lottie-Hey! Do you guys remember when Shauna kicked my ass? That was a rough but I recovered in 3 days so it’s cool.

Van – Once upon a time, there was a group of adult women and not a one of them knew how to shuffle cards properly..

Lottie – I like corn!

Van – And they all gathered together at a compound with their poor life choices. I’m looking at you Callie.

Lottie – I’ve got an idea. Let’s murder each other!

We wish this was an exaggeration but it’s pretty close to the plot of this episode. Let’s dive in and see who doesn’t make it out of the woods alive.

– Tiffany and Kelly

– Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

Back in the 90s, it’s snowing, Lottie is maybe dying, these kids are hangry, and things are getting weird. Coach has decided to go spelunking in Javi’s secret art studio, the cabin smells like pee, the girls have finally become cannibals, and Akila really needs to wash her hands. In the future, the sharing shack has become the swearing shack and Lottie is over it. Let’s all just have a shot of Phenobarbital and calm down, ok?

– Tiffany and Kelly

– Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

The first rule of Fight Club is…Tiffany has never really watched Fight Club, but according to Kelly this episode is very Fight Club-esque. The adults are back together and all in on the most convoluted therapy sessions ever created. Shauna gets to pet a goat, Tai is doing manual labor and Misty is singing show tunes in a sensory deprivation tank. Thankfully they all come back together to rock out to literally the worst dance song ever.

– Tiffany and Kelly

– Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

Welcome to the worst labor and delivery ward ever. Picture it: your doctor is freaking out about murdering their only friend, the nurse is trying to touch your lady bits with their dirty mouse fingers, and your midwife is trying to sacrifice your baby to the wilderness. Back in reality? Callie is turning out to be a carbon copy psychopath just like mom. Nat is having an existential crisis about wearing heliotrope and the whole gang arrives for the worst reunion/cult meeting ever. Ps: This one is brutal. All the trigger warnings. We apologize in advance.

– Tiffany and Kelly

– Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”