That's What E Said

On today's episode, mostly Ellen and only a little Emma answer a listener's question on tackle how to handle your own, overly-involved parents when it comes to raising your newborn.  Plus, the ladies gab about Target shoes, recurring dreams, college graduation, and Richard (Ellen's husband and Emma's dad) makes a surprise laugh-track appearance! Don't forget to RSVP to Emma's Dallas meet-up at emmasthing.splashthat.com, and if you have a question you want answered, email [email protected]!

WE'RE BAAAACK! After a 4 month hiatus, the bitches are back in Ellen's closet to give more unprofessional life advice to those brave enough to ask for it. We have a lot to cover this episode, including this week's question about how to control your jealousy as a 30something who's best friend (who's never wanted for marriage or babies and you have) just got engaged in a whirlwind romance. ALSO: RSVP to Emma's first ever Dallas meet-up/celebration of blogging for 10 years here emmasthing.splashthat.com

It's Halloween week, so Ellen and Emma start the episode by reminiscing about Halloweens past, why it's their favorite holiday, and the moment Emma realized she hates costumes. Then, they answer the listener question of the week: How TF to strike the perfect work/life balance when you're a millennial in a demanding job you want to excel in, but also have a freaking social life! 

In this episode, Ellen and Emma first get very distracted about blogs and blogging and Emma's upcoming appearance on the Bad on Paper Podcast (live show in Dallas 11/6! Get tickets here!), but eventually answer this week's question about whether or not to get involved with a single dad (especially if you have no plans on having kids of your own). Listen in to hear their unadulterated, unfiltered thoughts!

As exciting as pregnancy is, it can also be a weird thing to navigate within your group of friends when you're the first one to get knocked up. In this episode, Ellen and Emma very bluntly tackle this friendship predicament and also go on a tangent about the movies and popcorn. Tune in, rate, review, and follow Emma on Instagram!

You love him and he brings so many amazing qualities to the table, except this one thing. On today's episode, a listener writes in about how her love for fitness and staying active and her boyfriend's complete lack thereof is starting to make her question their compatibility and, worse yet, her attraction toward him. Tune in to hear Ellen and Emma answer this surprisingly difficult question!

In this episode, Ellen and Emma stay on the theme of friendship by answering a reader's question about how TF to extricate yourself from a toxic friendship. Also, Ellen loses it and can't stop laughing, and Cece barks/cries the entire time from outside the closet door. ENJOY!

You have best friends and then life happens. One of you breaks up, the other stays together, and suddenly, things feel...different. This week, Ellen and Emma are answering a reader's question on how to navigate your late 20s when you're coupled up but your best friend is newly single. Also, Ellen talks about porn. 

In this episode, Ellen and Emma answer the age old question of exactly how to let someone down after only a couple dates. Do you owe it to them? Do you ghost them? How honest are you? Listen in as they offer their sage advice, and Emma admits to being an asshole.

What do you get when you put not 2 but 3 Golden Girls into Ellen's closet to record a podcast? LOTS of interrupting and talking over each other. On this episode, we have our first ever special guest: MY SISTER, ALLIE! A reader laments about the incredibly lame reasons her job keeps giving her for NOT giving her a promotion, and the Golden Girls weigh-in the best way they know how: loudly.