Caught Slipping on the Olive Garden Tale. News: The Hot Dog Eating Contest Showdown Finds a New Home: A Saga + Accidentally Buying Confidential Military Documents at the Used Book Store. At 11:45 It's a Discussion on Road Rage: Why Do People Get So Mad? At 21:40 It's Scale of Joy: Change of Scenery + To-Do Lists that Never End. At 30:05 It's No Class Picks: Shopping Cart Sabotage + Taking Too Much Meat at Shabbat. Stay Classy!

Turns Out it Wasn't Immaculate Conception... News: Electric Car Drivers Hit People More Than Gas Car Drivers (a Scientific Conclusion) + A Roof Ninja Keeps Her Secrets. At 10:10 It's Double News: Brian Discovers Tablescaping + Morgan Learns About Quicksand. Plus a Youtuber Gets Busted Big For Fireworks, Lambos, and Helicopters + Starship Finally Nails It. At 19:20 It's a Lesson in Class: Never Taking Responsibility. At 23:55 It's No Class Picks: Asking the Wrong Question in the Comments + Class Pick: Apologizing for Driving Into the Crosswalk. Stay Classy!

News: Dr. Pepper Climbs the Soda Ranks + Who's in Charge of These Mummies? At 13:10 We're Sharing Stories From Our Week Apart; With Each Other and You. At 26:15 It's Schemes: Private Schools + The Olive Garden Incident. At 37:05 It's No Class Picks: The Worst Flight Ever + Class Pick: Neighbor Invitations to a Cute Birthday. Stay Classy!

Celebrating 75 Episodes with You Classy People! News: Nothing Lasts Forever/The Disappearing Internet + Inheritance From Your Billionaire Friend. At 14:05 It's Part One of a Free Car Advice Special Series: How to Buy a Car. This Week We're Telling You How to Get the Most Money Selling Your Old Car. At 22:30 A Class or No Class Situation. Morgan and Brian Have a Discussion and Difference in Opinion. At 33:00 It's No Class Picks: Listener Pick! Plus No Class Graduation Speeches and A Class Pick: Old Enemies Become Friends. Stay Classy!

Listener Solutions for Automatic Toilets! News: Tacos Get a Michelin Star + The Freshest Fads From the 1800s. At 12:10 It's Big Ideas: Pro Athletes vs Regular People. At 21:20 It's You Think What?: "I Wish LA Had a Great Cocktail Bar" + "You Can't Just Do Green Screen". At 29:58 It's No Class Picks: Mogo Breaks Brian's Side of the Bed + Not Giving the Obligatory Response and Class Pick: Celebrating Morgan's Big Day. Stay Classy!

News: Dining Out on the Cheap and the Truth About Girl Math + Getting Towed While Still In Your Car. At 12:30 It's The Reporters: Why Are People in LA So Rude? + Morgan Gets Sidetracked on Yelp For Some Reason. At 21:12 It's Clear the Plates: Mother's Day/Welcome to Hell! At 29:55 It's No Class Picks: Early Morning Diners + Blocking Tesla Drivers In the Parking Lot. Stay Classy!

Brian Gets Called out for the Wrong Phone! News: Apes as Doctors + The Ultimate Deal on Cartier Earings and Being Naturally Drunk. No, really. At 12:45 It's Double News: Sheep Love Axe Body Spray + Titanic II is Bad Vibes and So Are Flame Throwing Robot Dogs. At 19:40 It's Whine and Cheese: Pedestrians and Lifestyle Paradoxes + Love Locks in Hollywood and Writing Scholarships. At 30:45 It's No Class Picks: Ruining Movies Long Term + Manifesting on Instagram. Stay Classy!

The Air Fryer War Rages On! News: The Trouble with Shipping Home a Loved One Who Dies on Vacation + News Updates: Rat Hole, Red Lobster, and an Angry Drunk. At 13:05 It's an Open Letter to Automatic Toilets. Then at 17:20 It's Another Open Letter! Brian Says Goodbye to His iPhone 5C. At 22:45 It's No Class Picks: Unwanted Dad Vibes From a Fellow Adult + Being Classy to the Amazon Peeps. Stay Classy!

Listeners Hatin' on Air Fryers! News: AI vs. Humans: The Top Gun Test + Brian's News Story Recommendation Isn't Up to Morgan's Standards. At 12:10 It's Free Car Advice: Brian Gets Surprised by a Friend's Choice to Fix a 20-Year-Old Car. At 18:20 It's Scale of Joy: Morgan's Feeling Good Because of Some New Tools + Exhaustion Makes Tens Impossible. At 28:10 It's No Class Picks: Boost Mobile Customer Service Guys are All Class + Work Crews Lifting Each Other Up. Stay Classy!

News: New Art Work in Old Pompeii + Are Glow in the Dark Plants a Good Idea? At 12:35 It's You Think What? Feeling Light and Sending Eggs in the Mail. At 20:20 It's a Lesson in Class: Fancy Cars Full of Trash. At 23:30 It's No Class Picks: Squatters' Rights + Eclipse Haters and Schools. Stay Classy!