It's sorta an ok idea but the ants and house flies you'd attract is why this one gets a thumbs down from me. Fix that and I'm down yo.

Don't bring a keyboard to a gun fight, unless it doubles as an ass shield. A really good bullet stopping ass shield...for your ass man. Reflect now on the infamous quote by Sensei Sato in Karate Kid II, "Now to you I am dead....Yuush!" or something like that.

There's no excuse for pulling it out when you're on a bicycle and you're 50 years old. And there's a little girl present! One irate grandmother who witnessed such an unspeakable event occur in her front yard, in front of her granddaughter, introduced her .38 Special to Uncle Pervy! Oh, Grandma got him hard!

Only Rex & Rios can find a good ole offensive stereotypical way to find some funny in an otherwise unfunny story. Unfortunately for them, H-E-B won't accept that bit of talent in lieu of payment for their groceries. Ayyyeeeee!

It's important to always be courteous and greet someone you meet with a warm salutation...like, "How do you do?"

Poetry From The Blotter and more!

Everything from the 7am hour...that you may have missed after turning your volume down.

More from Rex & Rios in the 6am hour.

So here's a condensed version of what some of you may miss if you're not up at 5 o'clock in the morning.

Go ahead it's fine.You know you've done it! So, what comes up when you "Google" yourself?