The 2 Half-Squads

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  • Episode 326: Running Through the Jungle with Jim

    Jim Aikens returns and shares his thoughts on printing scenario packs and playtesting in general. We open with a blast from the past. The Run Through the Jungle song from good ol' Episode 53.

    In the rules segment we cover the Yanks, Americans, U.S.A., troops and their corresponding nationality traits from Rule 25.3. 
     
    SHOW LINKS
    USS Iowa Museum
    SoCal ASL
     
    SHOW TIMES
    00:01 (Don't) Run Through the Jungle Song with Lyrics by Dennis Donovan; Sung by The 2 Half-Squad Singers
    12:40 Rules: Nationalities of ASL; Americans 
    23:50 Jim Aikens Part 2
    1:03:27 Total Running Time

    Lyrics
    Whoa, heard it was a nightmare, LOL!, It’s all so true
    They told me, “Fear the PTO!”, ‘cause the Japs are on the loose.

    CHORUS:
    Better not CX in the jungle, Better not advance into jungle
    Better not stray in the jungle, Why? You’ll get ambushed, ya see

    Thought I heard grumblin’, Playin’ a night rules game
    200Yankee guns are loaded, The sgt. cries: “Take aim!”

    Over in hex G10, Sgt. Schmutz he spoke:
    “Let the privates know my wisdom, Fill the hex with smoke.”
     
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    52 min
  • Episode 325: Breaking in the Grain with Jim Aikens

    It is a pleasure to present a look at the SoCal gamers lives, through an interview with the charismatic and wise Jim Aikens. This discussion is so thorough, that we will present it in two parts. In part one we learn about Jim's gaming background and how very well organized this club is, with players who are "pretty far out there" in the wide open spaces of the large state of California, having a set of regional directors. Kleinschmidt can relate to this club because it has Field Trips. They travelled to the Jaques Littlefield AFV Collection, and the USS Iowa. Wow. There are no surfing safari's with these Californians. 

     

    SHOW LINKS

    USS Iowa Museum
    SoCal ASL
    Jaques Littlefield Tank Collector

    SHOW TIMES
    00:01 Breaking in the Grain Song with Lyrics by Martin Marquis; Sung by The 2 Half-Squad Singers
    1:20 Interview 
    9:00 Human Wave Rules
    37:10 Partisan Rules
    43:50 What's in the Box?
    1:03:27 Total Running Time

    Lyrics to Breakin' in the Grain
    We're pinning in the grain, Just breaking in the grain
    What a glorious feeling, we rally again
    We're laughing at guns, so big on the hill
    The Sarge's in our hex, and we're ready to charge
    Let the green half-squad chase, the H-I-P from the place
    Come on with the wave, we have smoke on the way
    We run down the plain, in the enemy firelane
    Just pinnin' and breakin' in the grain.
     
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    The views and opinions expressed on The 2 Half-Squads are not necessarily those of the hosts. You can also watch the show on our Youtube channel.
    55 min
  • Episode 324: Humans Wave at J14


    We like to wave at Human's. We were so busy waving hello, and singing along to the wintry song Human Wave (sung to the tune of The Carol of the Bells), that we forgot to banter for a really long time. Just an average time. Aren't you the lucky ones?

     

     

    The Rules covered in this show continue rule 25:Nationality Distinctions. Focusing on Human Waves and Partisans. Remember partisans don't do a human wave. 

    SHOW LINKS

    Human Wave at DC Conscripts
    Human Wave at Wiki
    Human Wave Tutorial at ASL Players.net

    SHOW TIMES
    00:01 Human Wave Song with Lyrics by Dennis Donovan; Sung by The 2 Half-Squad Singers
    1:20 Bantero
    9:00 Human Wave Rules
    37:10 Partisan Rules
    43:50 What's in the Box?
    1:03:27 Total Running Time

     
    LYRICS to the Human Wave Song
    Two squads per hex, Con-tiguous,  A chain of three, With SMC, Not adjacent, To a unit, In Line Of Sight, Even at night, A, twenty, five, point two three. Jive, No HOB, Nor a patsy [PAATC],
    Just IPC, No LTC, No pin result, Move by impulse, Cover lots of ground, Enemy’s found, Into their hex, It gets complex, FPF checks, CC effects, “Hürrah!” We cheer, Human Wave’s here,
    Very, Very, Very Scary..Humans rush, Very, Very, Very Scary..Humans rush
    Russians can send, Men without end, Into the fray,  Most everyday.......... Rushing head-long...
     
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    1 hr 4 min
  • Episode 323: Bungly in the Jungly
    Scenario ON-3 from Operation Neptune

    This show's opening number originally appeared in the middle of Episode 50. It is called Bungle in the Jungle with lyrics by Dennis Donovan and performed by one of the worst of The 2 Half-Squad Singers. Letters includes a Robert Barratt's report on the CA guys game day on the USS Iowa. 18 gents gaming away. Amazing! Also David Wiley shares how he got into this hobby, and more. 

     

    Today's Rules segment gets us started on the long awaited rule 25:Nationality Distinctions. Lately Dave and Dave finished Scenario ON-3 Stuck Ducks and we take a look at how that went.  

    SHOW LINKS

    M60 Patton Tank Info


    SHOW TIMES
    00:01 Bungle in the Jungle Song Lyrics by Dennis Donovan; Sung by The 2 Half-Squad Singers

    3:30 Banter
    14:44 Letters
    25:15 Rules
    48:30 What Have You Been Playin Lately?
    58:10 Winner Announced
    59:06 Total Running Time
    Richard's Picture of USS Iowa

     
    Thinking ‘bout forests of palm trees and collapsed huts
    Picked up Code of Bushido (forget ‘bout the rent!)
    Down at the game store – got it last Friday
    Driving me nuts –waiting for ASL Sundays
    Japs and Marines, H-T-H in the jungle
    It’s wild and crazy, as are we: “Gung Ho!”
    Let’s play Bungle in the Jungle, well, that sounds good to me!
    Its ASL scenario
    Number sixty-two or sixty-three
    It takes place in Burma, 1942
    PTO rules in effect, including light jungle
    Brits are attacking and the Japs are defending
    HA-GOs vs. Stuarts couldn’t be cooler
    Our usual wager? “I’ll bet you a dinner.”
    This game that we zealots play is a winner
    Let’s play Bungle in the Jungle, well, I want the Japanese!
    A 2 6 point 5 for balance
    With a dr when we disagree
    OOB’s full of Desert Rat nasties
    I’ll have to ambush him in the kunai grass
    He’s a master of ARTY and loves overruns
    My emplaced AT Gun rookies lie waiting for him
    to light up his Stuarts
    spell out his doom
    But my plan turned to crap now I sing a new tune!
     
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    The views and opinions expressed on The 2 Half-Squads are not necessarily those of the hosts. You can also watch the show on our Youtube channel.
    59 min
  • Episode 322: Rally Phase A la Gaga

    We rally hope you rally liked the Rally Phase song by Dennis Donovan that opened this episode. If you ever find yourself wondering what actions you can take in the Rally Phase just pull this episode up on your phone and have a listen. It will remind you of all the wonderous possibilities. And your opponents will not think less of you, will they?

     

     

    If you would like a review of the rules that might apply when you capture your opponents cool stuff, then check out the "Rules" segment on captured and unqualified possession.  No, the word possession does not refer to the demonic kind. 

    We hope the cool opening song, a new segment and a longer show time makes up for the rather long banter at the beginning. The new segment is Armored Fighting Vehicles, in which we take a look at the statistics and history of our various Advanced Squad Leader 3/4 inch counters!

    SHOW LINKS

    Tank Encyclopedia


    SHOW TIMES
    00:01 Rally Phase Song

    4:30 Banter
    18:00 Contest Announced
    22:20 Rules
    48:30 AFV (Panzer I B)
    1:00:06 Total Running Time
     
    The 2 Half-Squads is brought to you by Bounding Fire Productions, and kind donations from listeners like you.
     
    The views and opinions expressed on The 2 Half-Squads are not necessarily those of the hosts. You can also watch the show on our Youtube channel.
    1 hr 1 min
  • Episode 321: Favorite ASL Things

    We open this show with a blast from the past.  We have decided to repeat some of the classic AdvancedSquad Leader parody songs, starting with "My Favorite ASL Things" with lyrics by Whit Richardson. This allows us to post them with lyrics on our Youtube Channel also. 

     

    There are a few letters to share to get us caught up. In the Box is the newest item from Broken Ground Design, the Sticky Overlays.  They are on clear plastic so they can be placed over any colored "open ground" and still match the particular shade of green that they happened to use on any board that you choose.  Cool!  Then Dave and Dave discuss how their playing of ON-2 Wet Feet went.  The feet sure did get wet!

     

     

     

     

    SHOW LINKS

    Advanced Squad Leader Tutorial

    SHOW TIMES
    00:01 Favorite ASL Things Song
    2:00 Banter
    10:20 Contest Winner Announced
    14:00 Letters
    24:20 What's in the Box?
    34:12 What Have You Been Playin' Lately?
    49:33 Total Running Time

    The 2 Half-Squads is brought to you by Bounding Fire Productions, Kansas City ASL, and kind donations from listeners like you.
     
    The views and opinions expressed on The 2 Half-Squads are not necessarily those of the hosts. You can also watch the show on our Youtube channel.
    50 min
  • Episode 320: 10th Mountain Men

    It is a pleasure to have Paul Works return to the show especially when he is accompanied by his friend and compatriot Dave Mareske. Dave gives us a wonderful review of his fathers life, including his time in the service and his time spent thereafter. We think you will agree that Cpl Ernie Mareske led a fascinating life and served in a challenging arena during WWII.  

    Paul provides some insights into the research and development of this interesting scenario pack, including the "scrolling maps" included therein. This pack includes a "mini campaign game of four connected scenarios" and some unique, but not overwhelming SSR's. If you would like a look into the WWI game that these gentlemen are working on, you will not be disappointed by this episode. As opposed to the rest of our episodes. 

    Cpl Ernie Mareske

    SHOW LINKS

    Get 10th Mountain Pack Here
    Official Army 10th Mountain Division Page



    SHOW TIMES
    00:01 We Jump Right into the Interview
    51:17 Total Running Time

    The 2 Half-Squads is brought to you by Bounding Fire Productions, Kansas City ASL, and kind donations from listeners like you.
    52 min
  • Episode 319:That’s Some More eh?

    We announce the winner of the last contest and give details about our newest one. If you want to win these Schwerepunkt scenario packs you might have to break out of your comfort zone. But you can do so anonymously. Dave recounts his second spill while Kayaking. He definitely did not want more of that, eh?  We finish covering Rule 19: Unit Substitution. Then take an in depth look at the scenarios from March Madness 2019 Close Combat Pack. We received copies of the latest from The Kansas City gents and will cover those on a future show.

     

    SHOW LINKS

    Close Combat Pack

    Nippersink Creek

    SHOW TIMES
    00:01 That's Amore (Hollow Legions) Song
    4:00 Banter
    16:00 Contest Winner and New Contest Announced
    24:40 Rules
    45:22 Scenario Deep Dive
    1:05:05 Total Running Time
     
     
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    Kansas City ASL, and kind donations from listeners like you.
    1 hr 6 min
  • Episode 318: What’s Your Experience Level Rating?

    Dave and Jeff banter a bit about The 7th Voyage of Sinbad, film and the new Dungeons and Dragons film before jumping into Rule 19: Unit Substitution. In our What Have You Been Playing Lately? segment Dave T and Dave K discuss two playing's of Scenario ON-1 Freedom!, from Operation Neptune by Bounding Fire Productions for the Advanced Squad Leader game system. 

     

     
    SHOW TIMES
    00:30 Banter
    11:55 Rules 
    36:51 What Have You Been Playing Lately?
    54:35 Total Running Time
     
     
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    and kind donations from listeners like you.
     
    The views and opinions expressed on The 2 Half-Squads are not necessarily those of the hosts.
    57 min
  • Episode 317: The Dukes Ride Again

    Once again we are honored to be joined by the designers of Dinant. Dan Dolan, Nadir Elfarra, and Carl Nogueira, who provide more advice and insight on said game. Before that we take some time to read fascinating letters all about the greatest game in the world Advanced Squad Leader. 

     

    SHOWTIMES

    00:30 Banter
    10:30 Letters
    25:00 Contest Announced
    26:00 Dukes of Dinant Interview Part 2 
    43:49 Total Running Time
     
    SHOWLINKS
    Periscope Film
    Yankee ASL

    The 2 Half-Squads is brought to you by Bounding Fire Productions, and kind donations from listeners like you.
    44 min

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