The 28 Report

Gurkz broke the internet back in 2010 when he famously reviewed the now banned pre workout; mesomorph from his car, breaking into an uncontrollable muzz before he could finish his review. Choc' Chat joins me as we catch up with Gurkz to look back at the crazy experience of going viral, and hear what he's up to as a successful entrepreneur in 2024.

Someone having significantly less success around 2010 was our mate Choc, whose Facebook posts have been dredged up 14 years later to be reviewed by yours truely. Choc is a rising star in the sketch comedy game, having amassed nearly 100k followers on instagram, and has big goals in 2025. But more importantly, we just realised we're neighbours and go to the same local pub where you find us today: The Grand Hotel in Warrandyte.

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As The Quarter Life Crisis takes a week off, with trepidation, The artist formally known as James, 28 Year Old Male currently speaking in the 3rd person sits down for the first of a solo series "Across a Glass Table" As predicted, it went everywhere, my great mate Josh Bruce helicoptered into steady the ship and talk life after footy and everything in between.I chat about my own mental health during Movember off the top, and after being accused of being a sook, I proceeded to sook about everything... Like having had enough of Aussie cricket and fear Elon Musk or an Alien may acquire the program if something doesn't change soon.

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We discuss mental health in this episode, if you need support, please call Lifeline on 13 11 14. If life is in danger, call 000. https://www.lifeline.org.au/about/contact-us/

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I'm not entirely sure why we agreed to do this, but here it is; a raw dogged episode from the 28 year old males living room. As usual, we flipped between serious and ridiculous like pancakes. We discussed Mike Tysons bare cheeks, the pressures of life after professional sport, and started an onlyfans account for our feet to support our families.

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Major Brendan Nottle graced us with his presence to share his decades of wisdom as Commanding Officer of The Salvation Army supporting some of Melbournes most vulnerable cohorts, and invite The 28 community in to lend a hand as we close in on Christmas.

The 28 has riled up the internet again with the Fast5 Men's Netball Teams pre game dance routine and been IMMEDIATELY called out by the team to reenact the dance with them... on camera.

The famous 28 Leadership Group finally debut their segment with a BANG. One leader accidentally gets sucked....in, off? By a spa attempting to zen off his bender. And the leaders demand a new segment; The Internets Where Are They Now?

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Travs been scammed by an Indonesian WhatsApp message, so the boys sneak a 5am podcast in before saying our last goodbyes before he’s banged up abroad and loses a kidney.

The king of Melbournes nightlife, Danny Rants reluctantly takes our early morning call to help Chuck a 28 live pod party, and thanks to Revel, WE HAVE A SAUNA and a new episode: The 4 Cheese Sauna Melt.

We began the selection process for the after hours team of the century with a bang.

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The 28 and Clokey attempt to solve the mystery of Melbournes creepy fake seizure guy, only to receive a surprise call from Forgotten Stars with a chance encounter. We listen to Christian Hulls disaster encounter with the creep as he was tricked into riding him like a pony.

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The 28’s back in the studio after the road trip to the today show. Trav Cloke’s back in the house as Rick sets off on his secret assignment.

The boys read some of your most 28 moments, and they get pretty weird and hilarious, with 2 clear standouts.

28’s feeling apologetic to the conspiracy theorists, and the unsolved mystery of Melbournes fake seizure guy.

VERY VERY GOOD HELPING OF THE POD.

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A very different episode this week with 28 and Rick hitting the road from Melbourne to Sydney to visit their heroes Karlos and Sarah on The Today Show in disastrous fashion. Rick's car breaks down before we even hit the road, with Bay City Auto coming to the rescue with a whip to take us to the promised land. The boys bite the bullet and get their knackers and clackers checked, we hear from a caller with a word of warning disaster story about a Nigerian Prince extorting him, Rick tells us about his near childhood assassination, and are you the world's best gaslighter?

It's wild, it's all over the joint, TUCK IN!

Part two and some mini's to come!

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Former SAS Commander, entrepreneur, author, public speaker and probably the next CEO of the world or something joins 28 and Rick in the studio for a cracking episode. Mark talks candidly about his service, and managing the mental and physical challenges thrown his way. We talk about UFO's, the state of the utterly COOKED world, and Winnie Blues drops in to stitch him up with some surprise Confessions LIVE. PLUS, the boys are hitting the road to see Karlos and Sarah on The Today Show in Sydney!! This is HUGE!

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