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In a wildly self-indulgent episode we celebrate the birthday of the most clinically insane member of the group - the mighty Rich.

Listen on as we shower Rich with gifts, accolades, and pepper the podcast with interesting birthday thoughts to ponder.

Who really enjoys birthday cards?

What's the best birthday food?

 Does anyone really like birthday cake?

Listen in and enjoy this giant back slapping excercise!

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Its a Carl free Ep this time as he was at Download 2025 (check out the vlog on the You tube channel). 

In this episode a bereft Pete and Rich discuss some incredibly useful Apple Watch handy hints in the first ever DICK TIPS segment.

Then we dive into a hot and heavy political discussion about who would make a better POTUS than Lil' Donny Trump, the answer may surprise you. I mean that's not difficult shoes to fill is it?

WOMP WOMP! ENJOY PEEPS!

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OK folks, season 2 was a bit all over the shop so we are recalibrating, with a hot new season 3! 

MORE CONTROVERSIAL TOPICS! 

COOL MINISERIES! 

HOT OPINIONS! 

REGULAR UPLOADS! 

SEX!

And in this debut NEW FORMAT ep we discuss the feud of the century. The worlds most 'not on drugs' richest man vs the worlds most powerful orange man! Its bigger than Godzilla vs Kong! Deadpool vs Wolverine! Pat Butcher vs Pat Sharpe! Its Elon Musk vs Donald J Trump!

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Yeah, yeah we know, we jumped a couple of eps here, personal stuff got in the way and and the files went bye bye. You can however watch them all on You tube!

This ep sees the us attempt to not crack up at each others terrible, appalling, very very bad dad jokes. The finest form of humor in the galaxy. Laugh you get belted with a hammer, lightsaber or axolotl. And that's no joke!

Log onto The Tube for the full experience.

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Its the first episode of the all-new, all-different 3 Wise Men Couldn't make It, and with it we bring you more glorious content fresh from the anvils of the podcast gods. 

This week we are spinning in some fun and games, wanna play Liar Liar? Listen to the latest hot topics on the 3 Wise Newsmen or challenge the Wheel of Waffle? Well tune in True Believer its bumpy ride - for the full experience and our hideous faces WATCH THE YOUTUBE EP PEOPLE!

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Its the Night of Nights as we are joined by Leigh, Guv'nor of The Saddle (Worlds Greatest Rock Bar) for the 2024 3 Wise Men Oscars.
Marvel at the lack of glitz and glamour!
Gasp at Carl's inability to tell what year it is!
Faint at Rich's lack of pop culture knowledge!!
We discuss our favorite movies, music and moments from 2024. and things to come in 2025.
Jizzhands!!!!!

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Its a new year and it promises new experiences, new horizons and new stupidity for the Unwise Men. Join us as we discuss the forthcoming events, pods, movies and darts crap to come in 2025. 
Also would you believe we have 2 very special guests? Well....we do bub.
Tune in and drop off people.

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Continuing on the epic saga from our previous D&D Episode, vegan barbarian Grunthong, pan throwing wizard Fannygasp and Carl are in dire straits, being attacked by and angry troll. But what happens when Carl is called back to his home planet? Who will replace his formidable presence? who is Security Dan? What terrors lurk in the D&D Wetherspoons? Can Grunthong get a decent dessert there? Tune into this crap and find out.

'Way better than that Lord of the Rings crap' - A Book Critic Dude

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In this episode of the 3 wise men couldn’t make it podcast we decided to create our own fictional music festival with some hilarious outcomes.... want an army of fancy dress Hitlers dancing to the Happy Mondays and a drug snorting Loch Ness Monster? Or you could head over to the Heaven and Hell Festival where you will be screamed at by Brian Blessed or lulled into a false sense of security by Professor Brian Cox. Either way you are in for a treat...

We don’t take ourselves to seriously at the 3 wise men podcast headquarters and we like to keep things fun and lighthearted so grab a few nibbles and your drink of choice and get yer rocks off to 3 morons talking utter wham.

#MusicFestivalVibes

#FestivalSeason

#LiveMusicLove

#FestivalGoals

#SummerFestivals

#bB MusicFestivals2025

#FestivalAddict

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9.#FestivalLife

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48.#SunsetSounds

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50.#TheBeatGoesOn

Would you like more personalized hashtags or ones for specific types of festivals?

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We are once more live and barely alive from The Saddle Rock Bar in Chester and joined by its legendary proprietor, the mighty Leigh. 
Hop over to You tube for the full video experience, featuring actual CCTV ghost footage from The Saddle and Pete's awful new haircut, as we tell spooky true-life ghost stories and try not to faint in utter terror, and not just from looking at Pete's new haircut.
Strap yourselves in folks for a knee-knocking, dread-inducing, a bit of wee in your pants, ride.



Woooooooooooooooooo, etc.