The 33% Majority

You might have been expecting a return to normality for The 33% Majority. Well a bunch of nasty germs had other ideas for episode 24, so it's The 50% Bud-jority.

Alex is once again absent this week. Although HR were not made aware of his absence in advance, statutory sick pay had him covered whilst he couldn't hold any kind of nutrient inside his fragile body.

To both the listeners and Alex:

We hope you don't miss the final 33% of the hosts too badly, and we hope you can get through this episode of The 50% Bud-jority.

We'll actually genuinely will be back to our regular schedule next week.

You might have been expecting a regular episode of The 33% Majority. Well this certainly isn't that, it's episode 23, and it's The 50% Bro-jority.

Alex's absence was cleared with HR weeks ago, despite his dealings with Steve in the past, but Ashley left us with very little notice (it's not his fault though - unless the storage place for tools isn't one's mouth), so we had to rope in OUR FIRST GUEST HOST!

To both the listeners, Ash and Alex:

We hope you don't miss the other 66% of the hosts too badly, and we hope you like this episode of The 50% Bro-jority.

We'll be back to our regular schedule next week.

Hello lovely listener, nice of you to drop by. You’ve found your way to the 22nd episode of The 33% Majority.

In this week’s episode, your 3 just-below-averagely-handsome chaps will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing how to win a ‘Scary House Contest’ (given that it’s sort of, almost, kinda, nearly Halloween), how different animals might be categorised under a D&D alignment chart, and some stupid facts from everyone’s Grandad’s favourite fact-finding Twitter account (UberFacts), respectively.

We’d love your help to get this show in front of people that might love it (or hate it), so please share this episode with a friend, family member, colleague, or even a stranger on public transport. If you do, let us know, and we’ll shout you out on air (along with anything else you’d like our audience to hear).

Lastly, to enter our giveaway and be in with a chance to win a one-of-a-kind ‘The 33% Majority’ T-Shirt or Hat, just do the following:

-Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and take a screenshot (but make sure you put your Instagram or Twitter handle in the review).

-Follow us on either Twitter (@the33pm) or Instagram (@the33percentmajority).

-Send us a screenshot on whichever social media platform suits you best.

We’ll be picking the winners 2 weeks from today, on the 5th of October! 

You join us on a special day. Our podcast (The 33% Majority) can finally buy booze in the US!

In this week’s episode, your 2 jovial jack-asses (Alex and Ash) - along with 1 angry boy (Tom) - will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing how we might design our own ‘33% Religion’ (spoiler alert: crocodiles?), some lazy 'Am I the Asshole' entries, and another game of Bohemian Crapsody, respectively.

Also, just to clarify, to enter our giveaway and be in with a chance to win a one-of-a-kind ‘The 33% Majority’ T-Shirt or Hat, just do the following:

-Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and take a screenshot (but make sure you put your Instagram or Twitter handle in the review).

-Follow us on either Twitter (@the33pm) or Instagram (@the33percentmajority).

-Send us a screenshot on whichever social media platform suits you best.

We’ll be picking the winners 2 weeks from today, on the 5th of October! 

Well hello there (prequel reference, nice). This is the nation’s favourite podcast ‘The 33% Majority’. We’re delighted that you’re joining us for episode 20.

In this week’s episode, your 3 old men (Ash, Tom and Alex) will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing the etymology behind well known idioms and colloquialisms, a brand new game straight from Tommy’s think meat, and a good old fashioned speed run, respectively.

And also, if you are here reading this, please share this show with a friend, family member, colleague, or even a stranger on public transport. We don’t plaster our logo on the side of busses yet, so in the meantime, you should be our unpaid advertising assistants. Feel free to pop it on your CV.

Hail and well met, esteemed listener. This is almost the 20th episode of a podcast called The 33% Majority. It’s a pleasure to have you here with us.

In this week’s episode, your 3 gallant gents (Alex, Ash and Tom) will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing some utterly wonderful Facebook groups (and maybe a surprise visit from Steve, our HR manager), some of our favourite ’Magic Moments’ (y’know, those everyday events that keep you going), and a heaping of dad jokes (for good measure), respectively.

And also, if you're here reading this, please share this podcast with a friend, family member, colleague, or even a stranger on public transport. Word of mouth is a powerful thing, and we’d like to enlist your wonderful gaping maw.

Hello precious audience members, this is another episode of our silly talk show called The 33% Majority. We’re really glad you made it.

In this week’s episode, your 3 voice actors (Ash, Alex and Tom) will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing some horrible and confusing (yet also, sort of profound) Facebook mantras, how well 66.66% of us know our better halves, and a newly named instalment of that segment where we do spooky story time, respectively.

For the few of you that read these descriptions, here’s a call to action: We’d really appreciate it if you could share this podcast with a friend (or enemy, we’ll do anything for those sweet streams), post about us on social media, or play this episode obnoxiously loud in a public area. We’d be eternally grateful, and you’ll be rewarded with our first born sons.

Welcome to the 17th episode of this dumb idiot podcast. Thanks for coming on by, maybe you could stay a while? 

In this week’s episode, your 3 friendly enemies (Ash, Alex and Tom) will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing the most obtuse riddles you’ve ever heard, some utterly despicable poetry, and why we hate companies that sell us half baked products (but mostly video games) respectively.

Welcome to the best worst episode of The 33% Majority!

In this week’s episode, your 3 nasty chaps (Ash, Alex and Tom) will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing the positive (and strange) impact that good teachers can have on our lives, our reviews of each other (as both hosts and human people), and how to navigate upcoming job interviews (with a dumb 33% spin of course) respectively.

We had a lot of fun recording this one, so we hope you have fun listening.

This is the 15th episode of your favourite bad podcast, The 33% Majority.

In this week’s episode, your Birthday boy host (Ash) will spend his 15 minutes of fame discussing yet another load of weird and wild ‘Am I The Asshole?’ submissions, whilst the other 66.66% of the group (Alex and Tom) will spend their allotted time deep diving into Ashley’s entire segment history.

We hope you enjoy this walk down memory lane.