Join us for part one of a very lively live round table from 042 Union Kokubunji, with very special guests Ian "The Mazer" Fabian, Alex Camp and our tech man Stephen Siegel.

We get to the bottom of the Illuminati Conspiracy, discover the truth about the US alien cover up, and learn about the English Dream.

Thanks again Johnny Fever for making this episode possible!

In Part One of the 33rd Parallel European Tour Sessions, Ben and Jose go to London on a mission to infiltrate the Illuminati and stop the Apocalypse.

This episode was made possible by our man Johnny Fever!

Thank you Johnny, and may the Gods bless your ventures!

IO PAN Jack Parsons image courtesy Tuan Hong

Jose and Ben get to the bottom of the UFO disclosure smokescreen, discuss the AI apocalypse and Ben shows Jose what a proper apology sounds like.

There are some audio issues, but you'll still be able to hear the Truth about what really is going on.

Me: What do we do?

Jose: Bro, we're f*ckin' philosophers.

We also discuss our plan to infiltrate the Illuminati, Putin's alleged personal fortune, sports and rabits.

We look at lust for power, sexual harassment, Mammon, and why rich people are at risk for assaholism.

Bust out the tin foil hats and strap on the safety googles as Jose schools Ben on the real meaning of this holiday season.

Then he loses his mind completely, alienating the entire live audience with the only joke of the night(?) and proposing a final solution to Cracker Snap Syndrome (CSS).

We also ponder the Las Vegas and Puerto Rico tragedies, slander the "President" and analyze the video of the bizarre last elevator ride of Elisa Lam at the Cecil Hotel.

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In this micro-episode, Jose and I accidentally summon a devil who reveals the truth behind one of the most beloved conspiracies of our time.

This time there's only a bit of graphic language, violence, irresponsible speculation, and other potentially triggery stuff, but proceed at your own disgression.

This is the companion to Jose's blog piece here:

https://33rdparallelblog.wordpress.com/2017/08/25/the-death-of-andrew-breibart/

We'll be releasing the full episode, along with our Patreon page, iTunes and more soon!

Stay tuned!

We talk about the Dark Mother archetype, what runs the world, Hindu cosmology as Benjamin understands it, and what a curse might sound like.

We take a quick deep dive into the illuminati world of transplants, transfusion and immortality.

Featuring a historical re-enactment of one of the more sinister conspiracies of recent years.

Jose makes his feelings about American Hero Jack Parsons very clear, and Benjamin comes out as a Discordian.