We're kicking off 2023 and our journey into The Kingsman franchise with Kingsman: The Secret Service!  Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has a surprisingly cathartic murder spree in the middle of it!

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The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.

Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall.

Music, Additional Mixing and Show Art by Dan Ellis.

The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

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We finish up our Ho-ho-home Alone escapades this week with Home Alone 3!  Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one infuriates Mark with its inclusion of a talking parrot!

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The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.

Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall.

Music, Additional Mixing and Show Art by Dan Ellis.

The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

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We are once again home alone, except not home and in a city of 8 million people... Home Alone 2: Lost in New York! That's the movie!  Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one tells an unhoused woman to pull herself up by her pigeon shit encrusted bootstraps and just stop being depressed and poor!

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The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.

Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall.

Music, Additional Mixing, Editing and Show Art by Dan Ellis.

The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

It's the holiday season and we're kicking it off with Home Alone!  Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one takes forever to get to the whole reason you showed up for this movie!

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The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.

Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall.

Music, Additional Mixing and Show Art by Dan Ellis.

The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

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The "Heckboy" grind continues with 2019's Hellboy reboot!  Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has The Scorpion King levels of bad CGI AND Mortal Kombat: Annihilation levels of bad dialogue in one convenient package!

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The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.

Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall.

Music, Additional Mixing and Show Art by Dan Ellis.

The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

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This week we dive back into the live action Hellboy films with 2008's Hellboy II: The Golden Army!  Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one doesn't feature a single song from "Billboard's Year-End Hot 100 Singles of 2008"!

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The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.

Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall.

Music, Additional Mixing and Show Art by Dan Ellis.

The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

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Back to our regularly scheduled programming this week as we dive into the live action Hellboy films, starting with del Toro's Hellboy from 2004! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one could unfortunately replace it's leading lady with an exploding car without making any major changes to the plot!

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The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.

Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall.

Music, Additional Mixing and Show Art by Dan Ellis.

The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

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Welcome back to The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump! We interrupt your season proper to momentarily continue our journey through the brand new record from The Wonder Years, "The Hum Goes on Forever"! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one we once again do our best  not to cry during.

Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/0g2D3Epl3VzLbvtVeQhJQv

Timestamps:

1. "Doors I Painted Shut" - 5:49 

2. "Wyatt's Song (Your Name)" - 8:50

3. "Oldest Daughter" - 12:35 

4. "Cardinals II" - 15:55 

5. "The Paris of Nowhere" -  20:08 

6. "Summer Clothes" - 23:39 

7. "Lost It in the Lights" - 27:40 

8. "Songs About Death" - 31:33 

9. "Low Tide" - 34:54 

10. "Laura & the Beehive" - 38:31 

11. "Old Friends Like Lost Teeth" - 42:35 

12. "You're the Reason I Don't Want the World to End" - 45:50 

Dan & Sun's The Wonder Years Playlists:

Sun - https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0Zqx0RlyNQZDh3NNAs6E1l

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The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump is hosted by Dan and Sun.

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Intro/Outro Music and Show Art by Dan.

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This week we once again get ducked up on childhood sports comedy nostalgia with D3: The Mighty Ducks! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one opens with a 5 minute long physical comedy routine on roller-blades for some reason!

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The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.

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Music, Additional Mixing and Show Art by Dan Ellis.

The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

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This week we're continuing our quack attack on your childhood sports comedy nostalgia with D2: The Mighty Ducks! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has to bench their best player for the entire movie to maintain any sense of dramatic tension whatsoever!

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The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.

Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall.

Music, Additional Mixing and Show Art by Dan Ellis.

The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com