The 3rd One Sucks

The 3rd One Sucks

By Dan Ellis and Mark BeallTV & Film
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The 3rd One Sucks episodes

  • D2: The Mighty Ducks (1994)

    This week we're continuing our quack attack on your childhood sports comedy nostalgia with D2: The Mighty Ducks! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has to bench their best player for the entire movie to maintain any sense of dramatic tension whatsoever!


    Contact us at:

    twitter.com/the3rdonesucks


    The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.

    Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall.

    Music, Additional Mixing and Show Art by Dan Ellis.


    The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

    Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

    1 hr 24 min
  • The Mighty Ducks (1992)

    We're back and kicking off Season 4 with everyone's favorite franchise about duck based peewee hockey teams, The Mighty Ducks! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one features a romantic subplot where the leads have absolutely zero chemistry!


    Contact us at:

    twitter.com/the3rdonesucks


    The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.

    Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall.

    Music, Additional Mixing and Show Art by Dan Ellis.


    The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

    Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

    1 hr 6 min
  • The Wonder Years - Sister Cities (2018) [Sophomore Slump]

    Welcome back to The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump! We continue our journey through the works of The Wonder Years with 2018's "Sister Cities"! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one we do our best not to cry during.


    Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/7yJeilesTxseeVpN6FUzYh


    Timestamps:

    1. "Raining in Kyoto" - 4:07 

    2. "Pyramids of Salt" - 8:15 

    3. "It Must Get Lonely" - 12:57 

    4. "Sister Cities" - 17:36 

    5. "Flowers Where Your Face Should Be" - 20:36 

    6. "Heaven's Gate (Sad & Sober)" - 25:09 

    7. "We Look Like Lightning" - 28:33 

    8. "The Ghost of Right Now" - 32:33 

    9. "When The Blue Finally Came" - 35:41 

    10. "The Orange Grove" - 37:53 

    11. "The Ocean Grew Hands to Hold Me" - 41:32 


    Contact us at:

    twitter.com/the3rdonesucks


    The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump is hosted by Dan and Sun.

    Mixed and Edited by Dan.

    Intro/Outro Music and Show Art by Dan.


    The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

    Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

    56 min
  • The Wonder Years - No Closer To Heaven (2015) [Sophomore Slump]

    Welcome back to The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump! We continue our journey through the works of The Wonder Years with 2015's "No Closer To Heaven"! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one mentions birds a lot.

    Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/7akNjSf8E2pyvNUmo6equT


    Timestamps:

    1. "Brothers &" - 5:45 

    2. "Cardinals" - 7:14 

    3. "A Song for Patsy Cline" - 10:29 

    4. "I Don't Like Who I Was Then" - 14:21 

    5. "Cigarettes & Saints" - 17:59 

    6. "The Bluest Things on Earth" - 23:01 

    7. "A Song for Ernest Hemingway" - 23:12 

    8. "Thanks for the Ride" - 29:03 

    9. "Stained Glass Ceilings" - 32:25 

    10. "I Wanted So Badly to Be Brave" - 37:20 

    11. "You in January" - 41:07 

    12. "Palm Reader" - 44:21 

    13. "No Closer to Heaven" - 48:36 


    Contact us at:

    twitter.com/the3rdonesucks


    The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump is hosted by Dan and Sun.

    Mixed and Edited by Dan.

    Intro/Outro Music and Show Art by Dan.


    The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

    Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

    59 min
  • The Wonder Years - The Greatest Generation (2013) [Sophomore Slump]

    Welcome back to The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump! We continue our journey through the works of The Wonder Years with 2013's "The Greatest Generation"! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one leaves us crying in our cars in public.


    Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/7q9crgUsEy4Clq2B77ijN9 


    Timestamps:

    1. "There, There" - 5:51 

    2. "Passing Through a Screen Door" - 8:18 

    3. "We Could Die Like This" - 11:53 

    4. "Dismantling Summer" - 15:31 

    5. "The Bastards, the Vultures, the Wolves" - 19:17 

    6. "The Devil in My Bloodstream" - 23:14 

    7. "Teenage Parents" - 27:19 

    8. "Chaser" - 30:57 

    9. "An American Religion (FSF)" - 34:52 

    10. "A Raindance in Traffic" - 37:09 

    11. "Madelyn" - 40:49 

    12. "Cul-de-Sac" - 43:36 

    13. "I Just Wanna Sell Out My Funeral" - 47:16 


    Contact us at:

    twitter.com/the3rdonesucks


    The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump is hosted by Dan and Sun.

    Mixed and Edited by Dan.

    Intro/Outro Music and Show Art by Dan.


    The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

    Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

    1 hr
  • The Wonder Years - Suburbia I've Given You All and Now I'm Nothing (2011) [Sophomore Slump]

    Welcome back to The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump! We continue our journey through the works of The Wonder Years with "Suburbia I've Given You All and Now I'm Nothing"! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which has exactly one song about "our home town in the summer with my friends, and it's summer in our home town with my friends, and mom and dad just don't understand in our home town in the summer with my friends"!


    Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/1btRG8xZArmr42owTFNkuJ


    Timestamps:

    1. "Came Out Swinging" - 7:09 

    2. "Woke Up Older" - 11:13 

    3. "Local Man Ruins Everything" - 14:47 

    4. "Suburbia" - 17:36 

    5. "My Life as a Pigeon" - 18:28 

    6. "Summers in PA" - 21:34 

    7. "I Won't Say the Lord's Prayer" - 24:52 

    8. "Coffee Eyes" - 27:57 

    9. "I've Given You All" - 31:37 

    10. "Don't Let Me Cave In" - 33:18 

    11. "You Made Me Want to Be a Saint" - 36:40 

    12. "Hoodie Weather" - 38:12 

    13. "And Now I'm Nothing" - 42:14 


    Contact us at:

    twitter.com/the3rdonesucks


    The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump is hosted by Dan and Sun.

    Mixed and Edited by Dan.

    Intro/Outro Music and Show Art by Dan.


    The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

    Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

    52 min
  • The Wonder Years - The Upsides (2010) [Sophomore Slump]

    Welcome back to The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump! We're back this year for another installment between our main seasons. This summer we're covering The Wonder Years starting with their second record (don't worry, we'll address why) "The Upsides"! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one swears that despite all the obvious sadness it's definitely not sad anymore.


    Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/67748CQrFG0cZ1jnABWFy6


    Timestamps:

    1. "My Last Semester" - 10:21

    2. "Logan Circle" - 14:12

    3. "Everything I Own Fits in This Backpack" - 17:08

    4. "Dynamite Shovel" - 21:26

    5. "New Years with Carl Weathers" - 22:32

    6. "It's Never Sunny in South Philadelphia" - 25:41

    7. "Hostels & Brothels" - 29:46

    8. "Melrose Diner" - 33:31

    9. "This Party Sucks" - 36:53

    10. "Hey Thanks" - 40:23

    11. "Washington Square Park" - 42:54

    12. "All My Friends Are in Bar Bands" - 46:26


    Contact us at:

    twitter.com/the3rdonesucks


    The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump is hosted by Dan and Sun.

    Mixed and Edited by Dan.

    Intro/Outro Music and Show Art by Dan.


    The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

    Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

    55 min
  • The Works of Mamoru Hosoda: Belle (2021)

    This week we return to filmography of Mamoru Hosoda and talk about his newest film Belle! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has a boy who is just real passionate about kayaking.


    Contact us at:

    twitter.com/the3rdonesucks


    The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.

    Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall.

    Music, Additional Mixing and Show Art by Dan Ellis.


    The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

    Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

    1 hr 45 min
  • Evangelion: 3.0 + 1.01 Thrice Upon A Time (2021)

    This week we conclude our journey through Hideaki Anno's Evangelion with Evangelion: 3.0 + 1.01 Thrice Upon A Time! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is both imaginary and fictional.


    Contact us at:

    twitter.com/the3rdonesucks


    The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.

    Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall.

    Music, Additional Mixing and Show Art by Dan Ellis.


    The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

    Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

    2 hr 5 min
  • Evangelion: 3.33 You Can (Not) Redo (2012)

    This week we continue our journey through Hideaki Anno's Evangelion with Evangelion: 3.33 You Can (Not) Redo! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has a mind blowing finale.


    Contact us at:

    twitter.com/the3rdonesucks


    The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.

    Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall.

    Music, Additional Mixing and Show Art by Dan Ellis.


    The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

    Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

    1 hr 53 min

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The 3rd One Sucks is a monthly podcast where our hosts Dan and Mark watch every film in a franchise and rank them from first to worst! It is definitely not an excuse for them to hang out with each…