The 3rd One Sucks

The 3rd One Sucks

By Dan Ellis and Mark BeallTV & Film
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The 3rd One Sucks episodes

  • Jumanji: The Next Level (2019)

    This episode is theoretically about Jumanji: The Next Level. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one we spend most of the episode ignoring to talk about literally anything else.


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    Timestamps:

    Intro - 00:00

    Audience Review - 1:35

    First Watch - 6:29

    "Film Talk" (Mostly Tangents) - 10:28

    Ranking Time - 1:11:20


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    Hosted by Mark, Dan & Cory.

    Mixed & Edited by Mark & Dan.

    Intro/Outro Music by Dan.


    The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

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    1 hr 20 min
  • Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017)

    We have Jumanji at home. Jumanji at home: Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one Dan clearly had a bad time with.


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    Timestamps:

    Intro - 00:00

    Audience Review - 1:15

    First Watch - 2:27

    Film Talk - 4:00

    Final Thoughts/Ranking Time - 1:15:10


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    Hosted by Mark, Dan & Cory.

    Mixed & Edited by Cory & Dan.

    Intro/Outro Music by Dan.


    The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

    Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

    1 hr 18 min
  • Zathura: A Space Adventure (2005)

    Jumanjiiiii Innnnnnn Spaaaaaaace! It's Zathura time, y'all. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has ole Joshy Hutch in it.


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    Timestamps:

    Intro - 00:00

    Audience Review - 1:16

    First Watch - 3:55

    Film Talk - 7:17

    Final Thoughts/Ranking Time - 1:20:00


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    Hosted by Mark, Dan & Cory.

    Edited by Mark.

    Mixed by Mark & Dan.

    Intro/Outro Music by Dan.


    The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

    Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

    1 hr 25 min
  • Jumanji (1995)

    You know we're over 30 because we're getting sucked into a board game. We're kicking off the new year with Jumanji! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has a shoe factory that inexplicably baffles one of our hosts.


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    Timestamps:

    Intro - 00:00

    Audience Review - 1:34

    First Watch - 3:26

    Film Talk - 11:13

    Final Thoughts - 1:26:20


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    Hosted by Mark, Dan & Cory.

    Edited by Mark.

    Mixed by Mark & Dan.

    Intro/Outro Music by Dan.


    The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

    Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

    1 hr 33 min
  • 'Twas the Night Before Christmas (1974) & The Stingiest Man in Town (1978)

    Merry Christmas, you filthy animals. We're wrapping up our current trek through the Rankin/Bass extended universe with 'Twas the Night Before Christmas & The Stingiest Man in Town! Join us as we decide which special is the best and which one manages to make A Christmas Carol suck.


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    Timestamps:

    Intro - 00:00

    Audience Review - 1:52

    First Watch - 3:38

    'Twas the Night Before Christmas - 6:29

    The Stingiest Man in Town - 28:43

    Ranking Time - 56:06


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    Hosted by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis.

    Mixed and Edited by Dan Ellis.

    Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis.


    The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

    Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

    1 hr 4 min
  • The Year Without a Santa Claus (1974) & A Miser Brothers' Christmas (2008)

    We're continuing our trek through the Rankin/Bass extended universe with The Year Without A Sanata Claus & A Miser Bros Christmas! Join us as we decide which special is the best and which one de-yassified the Misers.


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    Timestamps:

    Hey, Listeners - 00:00

    Intro - 00:59

    Audience Review - 02:49

    First Watch - 05:56

    The Year Without a Santa Claus - 09:57

    A Miser Brothers' Christmas - 46:57

    Ranking Time - 1:16:25


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    Mixed and Hosted by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis.

    Edited by Mark Beall.

    Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis.


    The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

    Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

    1 hr 22 min
  • Jack Frost (1979) & Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and the Island of Misfit Toys (2001)

    We're continuing our trek through the Rankin/Bass extended universe with Jack Frost & Rudolph and the Island of Misfit Toys! Join us as we decide which special is the best and which one is "cut rate dime-store VeggieTales wannabe bullshit".


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    Timestamps:

    Intro - 00:00

    Audience Review - 2:07

    First Watch and Jack Frost - 5:53

    The Worst Thing We've Ever Watched For This Podcast - 42:12

    Closing Thoughts - 1:14:51

    Ranking Time - 1:16:59


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    Mixed and Hosted by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis.

    Edited by Mark Beall.

    Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis.


    The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

    Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

    1 hr 23 min
  • Frosty Returns (1993) & The Legend of Frosty the Snowman (2005)

    We're re-entering the Frostyverse with Frosty Returns and The Legend of Frosty the Snowman as we continue our journey through the Rankin/Bass extended universe! Join us as we decide which special is the best and which one throws canon in the garbage.


    Donate to PCRF at: https://www.pcrf.net/

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    Timestamps:

    Intro - 00:00

    Audience Review - 2:05

    What have we been watching/reading/etc? - 3:34

    Frosty Returns - 12:02

    TLO Frosty The Snowman - 35:25

    Closing Thoughts - 1:08:40

    Ranking Time - 1:13:06

    Outtake - 1:18:57


    Corrections: Mark says Burt Lancaster instead of Burt Reynolds at the top of the show.


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    Mixed and Hosted by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis.

    Edited by Mark Beall.

    Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis.


    The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

    Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

    1 hr 20 min
  • A Quiet Place: Day One (2024)

    You'll want to get in on this day one as we round out this run with A Quiet Place: Day One! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one expects you to sacrifice yourself heroically for a physically healthy white man.


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    Timestamps:

    Hey Listeners - 00:00

    Intro - 00:17

    Audience Review - 1:31

    First Watch - 2:15

    Film & Intermittent Disability Talk - 3:46

    Ranking Time - 1:10:19


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    Mixed and Hosted by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis.

    Edited by Mark Beall.

    Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis.


    The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

    Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

    1 hr 14 min
  • A Quiet Place Part II (2021)

    This is your sign to dive into A Quiet Place Part II with us! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one expects you to be scared of "grimy" Appalachian folk without clarifying what the actual threat is in the moment?


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    Donate to New Disabled South at: https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate


    Timestamps:

    Intro - 00:00

    Audience Review - 1:13

    First Watch - 2:01

    Film Talk - 5:00

    Closing Thoughts - 1:12:53

    Ranking Time - 1:17:36

    Outtake - 1:18:34


    Follow or contact us at:

    twitter.com/the3rdonesucks

    https://letterboxd.com/dellismulligan


    Mixed and Hosted by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis.

    Edited by Mark Beall.

    Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis.


    The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

    Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

    1 hr 20 min

About The 3rd One Sucks

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The 3rd One Sucks is a monthly podcast where our hosts Dan and Mark watch every film in a franchise and rank them from first to worst! It is definitely not an excuse for them to hang out with each…