The 3rd One Sucks

This week we're talking about 1989's Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one can't keep it's own fake science straight.

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Timestamps:

Intro - 00:00

Audience Review - 1:04

First Watch - 2:19

What Have We Been Watching? - 6:18

Supposed Film Talk But It's Mostly 20 Minutes of Tangenting About Jurassic Park III, Rick Moranis, 80's Family Films and Dan Does a Film Blasphemy - 10:39

Film Talk But With Less* Tangenting - 30:40

The longest weirdest outtakes where we try to make Steamboat Willie into a sex piracy thing and also something about enthusiastic consent - 1:20:20

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The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.

Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall.

Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis.

The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

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This week we're talking about 2023's The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is actually two bad movies crammed into one for some reason?

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Timestamps:

Intro - 00:00

Audience Review - 0:58

First Watch / Mark Hates Snow Men / Talented Actors- 2:39

Film Talk That Steadily Goes Off the Rails - 12:20

Coriol Anus Snow: The Brattiest Bottom - 1:18:29

Ranking Time - 1:19:32

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The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.

Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis.

Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis.

The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

This week we're talking about 2015's The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one sure does meander for most of it's runtime, huh?

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Timestamps:

Intro - 00:00

Audience Review / Retroactive Ruining - 1:05

First Watch / Turner & Hooch & Monkey Cop - 7:38

Film Talk - 12:35

Ranking Time - 1:16:12

Outtake - 1:21:40

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The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.

Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis.

Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis.

The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

This week we're talking about 2014's The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one decided to let a white woman sing "Hanging Tree".

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Timestamps:

Preamble - 00:00

Intro - 00:38

Audience Review - 1:32

First Watch (This is a Chvrches podcast now!) - 3:24

Film Talk - 7:58

Palestine - 29:00

Back to Film Talk - 38:42

Ranking Time (ACAB & ADGTH) - 1:17:31

Outtake - 1:22:47

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The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.

Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis.

Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis.

The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

This week we continue our journey through The Hunger Games franchise with The Hunger Games: Catching Fire! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one wants us be cool with an elderly lady walking into a chemical weapon fog in a sacrificial gesture for her more able bodied comrades.

Timestamps:

Intro - 00:00

Audience Review - 1:05

First Watch - 3:43

Film Talk - 5:55

Ranking Time - 1:30:34

Outtakes - 1:31:31

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The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.

Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis.

Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis.

The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

This week we begin our journey through The Hunger Games franchise with (shocker) The Hunger Games. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has the kid from Zathura in it!

Timestamps:

Intro - 00:00

Audience Review - 1:12

What Have We Been Watching? - 3:40

First Watch - 10:43

Film Talk - 18:31

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The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.

Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall

Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis.

The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

This week we finish catching up on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one wants to milk you for your blood!

Timestamps:

Intro - 00:00

Audience Review - 1:02

First Watch - 3:06

Film Talk - 7:55

Ranking Time - 1:40:38

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The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.

Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis

Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis.

The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

This week we continue catching up on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise with Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one IS A SPACESHIP!

Timestamps:

Intro - 00:00

Audience Review - 0:50

First Watch - 3:16

Film Talk - 6:54

Ranking Time - 1:04:50

Notes: Since the time of this recording I have purchased and read The Last Ronin. It was pretty good. Apologies to the tremendously talented Kat Graham for mispronouncing her name in the intro.

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The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.

Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis

Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis.

The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

We are finally back to talking about movies! In particular we're kicking off Season 5 proper by jumping back into the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise with Turtles Forever! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is too cool for school!

Timestamps:

Pre-roll - 00:00

Intro - 00:39

Audience Review - 1:53

Franchise Experience - 2:51

Film Talk - 19:39

Ranking Time - 1:09:46

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The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.

Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis

Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis.

The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

Pals, our journey through the works of Carly Rae Jepsen finally draws to a close for the time being with 2023's The Loveliest Time! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one has CRJ's worst song on it according to me, Bleachers!

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Timestamps:

1. Anything to Be with You - 14:55

2. Kamikaze - 18:12

3. After Last Night - 21:12

4. Aeroplanes - 24:40

5. Shy Boy - 28:01

6. Kollage - 31:31

7. Shadow - 35:47

8. Psychedelic Switch - 38:37

9. So Right - 43:09

10. Come Over - 46:46

11. Put It to Rest - 49:40

12. Stadium Love - 53:00

13. Weekend Love - 55:50

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This episode of The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump was hosted by Dan Ellis, Mark Beall and Jake Mason.

Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis

Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis.

The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.

Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com