The 5 Star Podcast

✈️ Chaos & Carnage: The 5 Star Podcast Takes on Heraklion Airport ✈️This week, The 5 Star Podcast endures the true Greek tragedy that is Heraklion Airport—where the only thing worse than the queues are the reviews.Expect:Snobby lounge chat that firmly separates the elites from the peasants.Charlie testing the boundaries of her undiagnosed dyslexia (with mixed results).Some unexpected balloon knotting kink shame (don’t ask, just listen).A well-deserved Jacob Rees-Mogg lashing.The brutal animal murder of a lairy lamb (RIP).And, as ever, some absolutely scorching reviews.It’s airport chaos, political takedowns, and 5 Star Pod nonsense at its finest.And remember: like, subscribe, and never trust an airport sandwich.Peace, Love & Boarding Delays,Team 5 Star Pod 🛫P.S. Got a business to plug? Head over to ⁠5starpod.com⁠ and let us know!Want some merch? Get over to 5starpod.com

⚡ Shocks & Stocks: The 5 Star Podcast Takes on Tesla ⚡

This week, The 5 Star Podcast goes full throttle into the world of Tesla—the cars, the controversies, and the reviews that make you question everything.

Expect:

Heavy headphones and even heavier opinions.

Electric car chat that’s almost insightful.

Some truly sketchy investment advice (not legally binding).

A very sexy website that distracts everyone.

An unhelpful review from Ron—cheers, mate.

And some absolutely dreadful Trustpilot reviews.

It’s high voltage chaos, bad financial decisions, and 5 Star Pod nonsense at its finest.

And remember: like, subscribe, and don’t take stock tips from us.

Peace, Love & Charging Ports,

Team 5 Star Pod 🔋

P.S. Got a business to plug? Head over to ⁠5starpod.com⁠ and let us know!

🏰 Mouse Ears & Mayhem: The 5 Star Podcast Does Disneyland Paris 🏰

This week, The 5 Star Podcast takes on the magic of Disneyland Paris, diving into its stonking 300,000 reviews to uncover the best, the worst, and the downright bizarre.You can expect:Cute Mickey ears.A Shirley Winters anecdote that may or may not be relevant.Some uncharacteristically accurate Sector Facts (don’t get used to it).The shocking revelation that Charlie is, in fact, an intelligent woman.A TMI tale of Jon’s toilet trauma—because of course.And a review from one of the world’s cricketing greats… (maybe).It’s Disney magic, bathroom nightmares, and the usual 5 Star Pod chaos.And remember: like, subscribe, and never trust a queue time estimate.Peace, Love & Overpriced Snacks,Team 5 Star Pod 🎢P.S. Got a business to plug? Head over to ⁠5starpod.com⁠ and let us know!

🏡 Property Chaos: The 5 Star Podcast Takes on Foxtons 🏡This week, The 5 Star Podcast dives into the wild world of London’s most beloved estate agents—Foxtons. With sky-high fees, dodgy deals, and customer reviews that read like horror stories, Jon and Charlie are here to investigate.Expect:Charlie passing immediate judgment without a shred of evidence.Terrible reviews that somehow still don’t feel harsh enough.Some truly chef’s kiss photo evidence.A bizarre intro that may or may not involve roleplay.And all the usual 5 Star Pod fun, wrapped up in a property nightmare.It’s estate agents, scandal, and chaos—exactly what you’d expect.And remember: like, subscribe, and never trust a free glass of prosecco.Peace, Love & Extortionate Rent,Team 5 Star Pod 🏗️

⚽ Red Devils & Chaos: The 5 Star Podcast Tackles Old Trafford ⚽This week, The 5 Star Podcast heads to the Theatre of Dreams—aka Old Trafford—for a deep dive into football, pies, and plenty of Manc madness.You can expect:Sexy footballers and Jon trying to remain professional (he fails),Pep Guardiola’s divorce,The great waterfall of the North... inside the stadium,Manc stereotypes,Why Old Trafford desperately needs a Queer Eye for the Straight Guy makeover,And some truly sketchy editing, because that’s just how we roll.It’s football, drama, and chaos on and off the pitch—pure 5 Star Pod style.And remember: like, subscribe, and never trust a stadium pie.Peace, Love & Corner Flags,Team 5 Star Pod 🥧P.S. Got a business to plug? Head over to ⁠5starpod.com⁠ and let us know!

🍀 Pints & Chaos: The 5 Star Podcast Hits an Irish Bar in the Azores 🍀This week, The 5 Star Podcast finds itself in an Irish bar in the middle of the Azores, where the pints are flowing, the facts are questionable, and the vibes... well, let’s just say they take a turn.Expect:

It’s all the craic you can handle—plus a bit of chaos, 5 Star Pod style.

And remember: like, subscribe, and always check the vibe of the pub before ordering a pint.

Peace, Love & Mother's Milk,

Team 5 Star Pod 🍻

P.S. Got a business to plug? Head over to ⁠5starpod.com⁠ and let us know!

🛁 Spa Day Shenanigans: The 5 Star Podcast 🛁

This week, The 5 Star Podcast visits a Glasgow spa, where relaxation meets bad Scottish accents. Prepare for soothing treatments, Scottish anecdotes, and an unnecessary roast dinner chat. 

Jon and Charlie are giving The Rest is History a run for its money with some loose historical "facts", yet another problematic accent (Glasgow, we’re sorry) and a person screaming for no reason—think Begbie, but in a bathrobe.

And remember: like, subscribe, and don’t throw pint glasses.

Peace, Love & Steam Rooms,

Team 5 Star Pod 🌿

P.S. Got a business to plug? Head over to ⁠5starpod.com⁠ and let us know!

💻 Tech Troubles: The 5 Star Podcast Takes on Tucson 💻

This week, The 5 Star Podcast packs its virtual bags and heads to Tucson, Arizona, to dive deep into the world of IT support.

Spoiler alert: things get glitchy as they read reviews for a Corp on the brink of collapse.

Charlie has some controversial opinions on Amazon,

Jon gets to carry out his favourite pastime of reading out American names,

They work out if Linda thinks Google Reviews are used for dating.

Peace, Love & Wi-Fi Passwords,

Team 5 Star Pod 🌵

P.S. Got a business to plug? Head over to ⁠5starpod.com⁠ and let us know!

London Calling: The 5 Star Podcast Hits The Big Smoke! 🚍

This week, The 5 Star Podcast takes a bumpy ride through the streets of London as Jon and Charlie go head-to-head with a tour bus company that’s as dodgy as its website.

Expect:

Join Charlie & Jon for tantrums, tea, and tourist traps as we navigate the Big Smoke like true professionals... or not.

And remember: like, subscribe, and support the chaos—because life’s too short for bad websites and unpaid podcast hosts.

Peace, Love & Big Red Buses,

Team 5 Star Pod

P.S. Got a business to plug? Head over to ⁠5starpod.com⁠ and let us know!

This week, The 5 Star Podcast brings you their Christmas Special!

Jon and Charlie dive into their festive antics, featuring smelly jumpers, cute antlers, and a gift exchange that's more one-sided than playing Man City (this season).

Brace yourself as they almost master the art of a two-sided conversation. Expect musings on religion, war, and dead parents.

While Charlie stumbles into a few new words, and Jon reflects on the deeper (and darker) moments of the season.

And remember: The 5 Star Podcast isn't just for Christmas.

Peace, Love & Smelly Jumpers,

Team 5 Star Pod 🎁

P.S. Got a business to plug? Head over to ⁠5starpod.com⁠ and let us know!