The 5 Star Podcast

The 5 Star Podcast

By Charlie Hunt and Jon PayneBusinessMarketing
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The 5 Star Podcast episodes

  • 15 - Hospital - 2.5 stars - "I flatlined while breastfeeding my baby"

    This week's episode of The 5 Star Podcast returns to the land of the free and the brave.

    Jon and Charlie discuss their favourite painkillers, plan the tracklist for their inevitable album, and delve into reviews for a Hospital with a 2.5-star batting average.
    This one isn't for the faint-hearted or the sane (apparently).
    And remember: Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're going to like and subscribe to.
    Peace & Love,
    Team 5 Star Pod
    xx
    P.S. Got a business you want us to plug? Head to ⁠5starpod.com⁠ and let us know!

    57 min
  • 14 - Bar, Benidorm. 4.1 stars - "A baby cockroach on my plate"

    Buckle up for this week's ep of The 5 Star Podcast.

    Jon & Charlie head to the infamous Benidorm, where cockroaches in a cooked brekkie spark a heated chat about British grub abroad. Expect Oasis singalongs, a deep dive into the curious world of goujons, and, of course, the debut of our shiny new jingle!
    And remember: Don’t let your brekkie crawl away before you finish it.
    Peace & Love,
    Team 5 Star Pod
    xx
    P.S. Got a business you want us to plug? Head to ⁠5starpod.com⁠ and let us know!

    1 hr 9 min
  • 13 - Car Dealer - 4.2 stars - "I will never buy another Range Rover"

    Get your seatbelts on for this week's episode of The 5 Star Podcast.


    Charlie & Jon explore a Car Dealer, but don't worry they also discuss what squaddies get up to in their spare time and offer some threatening life coaching.

    Make sure you stay till the end to watch Charlie lose her mojo.

    And remember: A watched Podcast never boils.

    Peace & Love,

    Team 5 Star Pod

    xxx


    P.S if you have a business you want us to share then head to ⁠5starpod.com⁠

    1 hr 5 min
  • 12. Gym - 3.6 Stars - "Please clean this gym"

    Jon has something to say to people who park in "Disabled" parking spaces as he and Charlie react to reviews of a gym in Canada - They discuss the importance of cleaning the machines and the merits of overweight personal trainers. They also find out how to turn on the studio lights.

    53 min
  • 11 - Hotel - 2.6 stars - "Please clean this hotel"

    The 5 Star Podcast is back!

    Season 2, here we go.....

    From their sexy new studio, Jon & Charlie dip back into the world of hotels.
    This ep brings you bed bugs, hair balls, an old naan bread and the lowest batting average of any business they've uncovered so far.

    Don’t forget to hit the thumbs-up button and subscribe so you never miss an episode.
    If you've got a review we need to share, hit up ⁠⁠⁠5starpod.com⁠⁠⁠ and let Jon & Charlie know!

    And remember: Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day; teach a man to podcast, he'll never stop talking about it.

    Peace & Love,
    Team 5 Star Pod

    xx

    55 min
  • 10. Chimney Sweep

    On this week's episode of The 5 Star Podcast, find out if all Chimney Sweeps are creepy Victorian children.

    Jon has returned to the home of the free and the brave to discuss a business that is 'cleaning up' in the reviews game.


    There are some serious pod mistakes made in the final 10 mins which you absolutely need to hang in there for.

    And the resident business astrologer gets a Robbin's overhaul for the final thought.


    Don’t forget to hit the thumbs-up button and subscribe so you never miss an episode.

    If you've got a review we need to share, hit up ⁠5starpod.com⁠ and let Jonty & Chuckles know!


    And remember if you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, listen to our pod.


    Peace & Love

    J&C

    44 min
  • 9. Viking

    Hei podcastelskere, in this weeks episode of The 5 Star Podcast Jon & Charlie take you on a journey through time and Northern Europe!

    Hear about Jon crying in Oslo train station after a night on the tiles and how they both feel about Scandinavia.

    This ep visits two Viking Experiences in Norway that have some extremely mixed reviews.

    Don’t forget to hit the thumbs-up button and subscribe so you never miss an episode.

    If you've got a review we need to share, hit up 5starpod.com and let Jonty & Chuckles know!


    Peace and Love

    J&C



    59 min
  • 8. Pub

    Jon and Charlie keep it local on this week's episode of The 5 Star Podcast.

    They discuss some catty reviews of an infamous Bristol establishment with some furry locals and a landlord who likes to respond at 5am!


    Hit that thumbs-up button and make sure you're subscribed so you never miss an ep.

    If you've got a review we need to share, hit up ⁠⁠5starpod.com⁠⁠ and let Jonty & Chuckles know!

    55 min
  • 7. Estate Agent

    Jon and Charlie are 'buzzing' for you to listen to this week's episode of The 5 Star Podcast.


    They head t'up North to shine some light on Estate Agent reviews. Will this make you want to stick your three-bed semi on the market? Probably not.


    Exploring two different Estate & Letting Agents, you get to hear some sketchy reviews, but finally, a website that Charlie & Jon don't hate!


    Hit that thumbs-up button and make sure you're subscribed so you never miss an ep.

    If you've got a review we need to share, hit up ⁠5starpod.com⁠ and let Jonty & Chuckles know!

    1 hr 19 min

About The 5 Star Podcast

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The hilarious podcast about businesses with bad reviews. Each week, Jon and Charlie dissect some Google reviews, provide life coaching for the reviewer and unsolicited business advice for the business…