Welcome to The 90s Never Happened, your one-stop podcast for everything you wanted to know about 90s comics but are too afraid to ask! 

Last time on The 90s Never Happened, we read the first chunk of 1993-94's X-Cutioner's Song crossover event! This time, we're still friggin' reading it! That's right, we're getting pouch-deep in parts 4-6 in X-Force #16, Uncanny X-Men 295, & X-Factor #85!

The X-Men battles X-Force, Cyclops and Jean Grey are missing, Professor X is dead(ish), and there are more story arcs and villains than we care to count. So grab your daddy issues, wake yourself up early from your immortal slumber. It's time for a heaping helping of 90s X nonsense!

Remember, if anyone asks you what comics they should read, be sure to tell them the 90s Never Happened!

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Welcome to The 90s Never Happened, your one-stop podcast for everything you wanted to know about 90s comics but are too afraid to ask! 

It's time for our next big crossover, and we're going back to X-mags to read 93-94's X-Cutioner's song event. Yes, I did spell that correctly. We read the first three parts laid out in Uncanny X-Men 294, X-Factor 84, & X-Men 14. Find out how many mutant heroes, villains, and human pals Marvel can cram into a single storyline. Start this crossover off with a bang and strap yourself in. This one is gonna be messy.

Remember, if anyone asks you what comics they should read, be sure to tell them the 90s Never Happened!

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Welcome to The 90s Never Happened, your one-stop podcast for everything you wanted to know about 90s comics but are too afraid to ask! 

We asked and you answered by...uh...asking! For the first time ever, we answer some of our fan's most alluring questions. Who carries loose spaghetti in their pouch? Why is Jude on the run from Canadian Mounties? Who's nailing who at the X-Mansion? We answer these and more! Hell, we even answer some questions no one asked! 

Remember, if anyone asks you what comics they should read, be sure to tell them the 90s Never Happened!

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Welcome to The 90s Never Happened, your one-stop podcast for everything you wanted to know about 90s comics but are too afraid to ask! 

For some hot summer "fun" we take a peek into some of the images inside Marvel's 1993 Swimsuit Special: Big Fun on Monster Island. Take a trip to wet dream paradise and join Jude and Bree while they're forced to describe the images Dan sends them. Discover the images that kickstarted thousands of prepubescent boners! It's not quite as steamy as Hot Swine Summer, but it'll do!

Remember, masturbators, if anyone asks you what comics they should read, be sure to tell them the 90s Never Happened!

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Welcome to The 90s Never Happened, your one-stop podcast for everything you wanted to know about 90s comics but are too afraid to ask! 

You wanted more Luke Cage, so we're bringing you more Luke Cage! Well, Jude and Bree wanted more Luke Cage, but we've brought you more anyway. In today's episode, we go over 1992's Cage issues 3 and 4 guest starring the 90's favorite grumpy gus: The Punisher. We  go over all the hits, kicks, time traveling, and leather-clad fun. And do the ladies get horny? You bet they do!

Remember, kiddos, if anyone asks you what comics they should read, be sure to tell them the 90s Never Happened!

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Welcome to The 90s Never Happened, your one-stop podcast for everything you wanted to know about 90s comics but are too afraid to ask! 

Jude and Bree have been absolutely frothing at the bit for an episode about marvel's hardest hero. He's big, he's bald, he's badass. I'm speaking, of course, of Luke Cage. Daniel has his work cut out for him presenting the first two issues of 1992's Cage to the horniest women this side of a comic book store! So join the fun, bark like a dog, and cross the line into the inappropriate.

And Remember, if anyone asks you what comics they should read, be sure to tell them the 90s Never Happened!

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Welcome to The 90s Never Happened, your one-stop podcast for everything you wanted to know about 90s comics but are too afraid to ask! 

This week, through no fault of their own, Dan, Jude, and Bree find themselves lost in the Spider-Man/X-Force crossover "Sabotage". Black Tom Cassidy blew up the World Trade Center, brought Juggernaut back from an undisclosed dimension, and all hell has broken loose in New York City. Can the combined efforts of a forced crossover be enough to turn the tide and clean up all these dangling storylines?

Unstoppable force, meet immovable object. Does this two-part Marvel mess stand the test of time, or does it fall flat on its face? We discuss the comics, the inherent racism, discuss if Liefeld was in on the 9/11 conspiracy, and a shitload more! 

Remember, if anyone asks you what comics they should read, tell them Rob Liefeld predicted 9/11 and the nineties never happened!

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Welcome to The 90s Never Happened, your one-stop podcast for everything you wanted to know about 90s comics but are too afraid to ask! 

"What are we, some kind of X-Force?"

Dan, Jude, and Bree finished New Mutants in lackluster style in our last episode, and we've moved onto Rob Liefeld's X-Force. We read the first three issues and dissect the art, writing, story, and discuss the mania around this new title. Does it hold up? In a word: no.

Grab your best mutant pals and gather 'round your clandestine base. You're not going to miss of this new violent chapter in Marvel history! And don't forget, if someone asks you what comics to read, tell them the 90s never happened!

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Welcome to The 90s Never Happened, your one-stop podcast for everything you wanted to know about 90s comics but are too afraid to ask! 

Last week we discussed the Rob Liefeld and his contributions to the world of sloppy comic book creation. This time around, we're reading some of his work in 1991's New Mutants issues 98-100. How did Robby do when he took over writing and drawing the final three issues of this iconic run? How many first appearances can be shoved into a single issue? Is Cable fit to to run an army of mutants too young to buy beer?

Find out the answers to those questions and a lot more you didn't think to ask as we see the end of an era and lead into the beginning something new. Join Dan, Jude, and Bree as we Willy Wonka your ass into a world of big muscles, elaborate guns, teenage women in skimpy outfits, confusing battles, and f*ckable cats--All from the twisted mind of Rob Liefeld. But remember, if someone asks you what comics they should read, tell them the 90s never happened!

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Welcome to The 90s Never Happened, your one-stop podcast for everything you wanted to know about 90s comics but are too afraid to ask! 

Amazingly, we've gotten to episode 18 without having to talk about 90s "icon" Rob Liefeld. Before diving into his run on New Mutants and X-Force, we get into the man behind the feet, pockets, and question-mark-shaped women. Who was Rob Liefeld, and can this podcast do his legend justice? 

Take a journey to the 90s and discover how Rob got himself discovered, forced himself down all of our throats, and created Deadpool. The trash-mouthed comic artist everyone loves to hate has made his mark being a dick, infringing on IP, and causing a shitstorm that almost destroyed Marvel itself. Did we mention he created Deadpool? Because if you ask Rob, he'll tell you himself how he created Deadpool. 

So get ready to ride the wave of mediocrity disguised as greatness before Rob Liefeld sends us a cease-and-desist to pull this episode. And remember, if anyone wants to know what comics to read, tell them the 90s never happened and Rob Liefeld created Deadpool.

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