A woman is making people crazy on the internet by suing a man who saved her unconscious self from drowning for ‘save rape’. We also discuss the future of the human race, and the upcoming Facebook Empathy button. You know, important stuff. 

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Joe is accused of being a hipster for his iced coffee habit. Somehow, Ben is still surprised by the level of sheer drivel that’s being shared around Facebook, and shares of his recent run-ins with dogs. 

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In this week's show, Joe shares how he had an unpleasant experience on holiday, was shunned by a dentist, and short-changed an ex-pro wrestler at comic-con. 

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Ben has huge news. Joe tells a story of his childhood, and, despite having been training his brain, appears to be having minor brain problems throughout the show. 

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Incapable of just answering a simple question, the guys get themselves into a right state discussing a “would you rather”. We also look at the type of people who see a stuffed toy and call the emergency services, and Joe has a new Map of Shame. 

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This is one of those shows where Joe comes up with an idea, and then things take a turn into flights of lunatic fantasy. You know, the ones you love. 

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The ‘Dad Bod’ is all the rage, and we explore just why that is. Joe has been the victim of small talk at work, and goes on a rant about girl scouts, or something. 

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Joe arrives at the studio red in the face, and Ben chastises him for allegedly dodging a barbecue invitation. Plus, for some reason, Ben has been to a Family Fun Day, which leads to an exploration of the nature of fun. 

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Joe tries to explain what's wrong with Ben, the boys wonder whether or not they're above average intelligence, and we hear about the near-death experience of a man named Petit Boulangerie. 

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Parrot news, weirdos in supermarkets and the stupid things that girls do are covered this week. Budgerigard. 

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