What a chock-full show this week! The Boys open with why Siri won't talk to Rodney any more, and then speculate about a universe ruled by Darth Nader (Ralph Vader). Then, the story of Ricky, the internet's bakery-invading Opossum sensation, as told from his perspective. Also, a plea to Stone Brewery for sponsorship, and finally the tale of the dueling retail giants Beast Buy and Best Bi. 

This week, The Boys explain how this week is *not* Graham's week for a podcast accident, and then we explain how mushrooms work, and also introduce you to a great guy named Jeff. Then, things get really hot and meaty, and we explain how white people really should have been murdered at Plymouth Rock. 

Graham and Rodney are out of town this week, so we've decided to gift you with our original session recording from 15 years ago. We'll be back with a live sexy show next week!

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This week the boys write a trap tune for the kids about being annoying, Graham does his new advice column, we chat about those Thai kids in the cave and our boy Elon Musk, Rodney spins a tale about being a sperm, and we end by contemplating if the mating process was more like combat than it is. Finally, we break some equipment. 

The Boys start with a chat about Herbert, the crab that lives on Tom Selleck's, ehh, you know. They also rant about how wrong GoT is about what a "dragon" is, take a tube ride down the Crack Rock River, chat about Rodney's sex tape, and then bring it all together with an upbeat tune about Jesus.