The Adventures of Brian Hovis

Brian, Hester and Eustace think they may have found the location of the pebble.  But have they? Listen to find out. That's how this works.

Notes:

Brian Hovis, like all who appear with him, is a fictional character.  I know!  Amazing that this isn’t a documentary right?  Here are the credits behind the curtain of magic and lies that is entertainment.

 

Written by Hywel Evans and Russell Gomer

Edited by Hywel, zen-guided by Russell.

Songs by Hywel with lyrics from Hywel and Russell.

Performed, every part, every-single-voice-you-hear by Mr Ian Conningham.

 

Programmes used, should you be nerdy enough to care, include Logic Pro X and an increasingly slower-by-the-day Macbook on a couch.

 

Scott Lee Cupp wrote the wonderful main theme and is called ‘Africa’ which we purchased for use in our free podcasts, from the great website http://www.audiomicro.com/

 

Hywel Evans dawbed out the other music you hear.  Far inferior to Scott’s work.

 

Sound Effects:

We made some sound effects ourself, used some in the Logic Pro and Garage Band / iLife library, and got many from the wonderful freesound.org a great website for podcast makers providing free content in exchange for credits.

 

All sounds were amended in some way during mixing, and the licence applicable to most but not all is here  https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

 

All sounds have been edited into a large story using the edit techniques needed to tell that story.  As such some sounds have been changed, and the owners of these sounds are not necessarily endorsing the use by Brian Hovis’ creators.  

 

These things have to be said.  Essentially, people who made free sounds on freesound.org have done so with love, care and attention, and we have taken those like monkeys plucking coconuts and tried amidst our banging and crashing around to and apply the same rules of love care and attention to create a free story for everyone.  

Here come the credits they deserve, you will see a description of the sound, their username, and a link to the sound on freesound.org.  Hopefully this will mean you can use them and they are receiving the credit they deserve!

 

Tim crashes through the trough of water original_sound

https://freesound.org/people/original_sound/sounds/376819/

and kevinkace

https://freesound.org/people/kevinkace/sounds/66769/

and Rocktopus

https://freesound.org/people/Rocktopus/sounds/233415/

 

 

Distant collapses. LoafDV

https://freesound.org/people/LoafDV/sounds/238289/

and onteca

https://freesound.org/people/onteca/sounds/197773/

and frolickingdp1

https://freesound.org/people/frolickingdp1/sounds/353928/

 

A GUN SHOT is heard and Tim begins to gallop.

Wasp and locust encorprating these from chapter 5 (FunWithSound

https://freesound.org/people/FunWithSound/sounds/361487/

and RTB45

https://freesound.org/people/RTB45/sounds/192653/

and RSilveira_88

https://freesound.org/people/RSilveira_88/sounds/216215/

 

Another wasp by soundtracvkradio

https://freesound.org/people/soundtracvkradio/sounds/345508/

A SANDSTORM hits them.

The sandstorm passes.

Wasps Faceonmars

https://freesound.org/people/Faceonmars/sounds/94891/

and dobroide

https://freesound.org/people/dobroide/sounds/20569/

 

Circada sounds from simongray

https://freesound.org/people/simongray/sounds/148172/

_

Distant rumble RT759

https://freesound.org/people/RT759/sounds/199403/

Gun shots as above

 

Trotting

Oscar de Ávila

https://freesound.org/people/Oscar%20de%20%C3%81vila/sounds/139325/

 

Car approaching

Screeches up

Robinhood76

https://freesound.org/people/Robinhood76/sounds/181129/

 

Hitting ags YleArkisto

https://freesound.org/people/YleArkisto/sounds/325098/

 and kyles

https://freesound.org/people/kyles/sounds/177750/

and OBXJohn

https://freesound.org/people/OBXJohn/sounds/251662/

and lovretta

https://freesound.org/people/lovretta/sounds/141245/

 

Psychadelic music Hywel

 

Wet towel slaps qubodup

https://freesound.org/people/qubodup/sounds/74488/

 

Gunshot gezortenplotz

https://freesound.org/people/gezortenplotz/sounds/19514/

and SpliceSound

https://freesound.org/people/SpliceSound/sounds/153560/

 

A glow hywel  

 

Airplane internal Cheeseheadburger

https://freesound.org/people/Cheeseheadburger/sounds/141519/

 

Eustace hiccupsRobinhood76

https://freesound.org/people/Robinhood76/sounds/220423/

Notes:

Brian Hovis, like all who appear with him, is a fictional character.  I know!  Amazing that this isn’t a documentary right?  Here are the credits behind the curtain of magic and lies that is entertainment.

 

Written by Hywel Evans and Russell Gomer

Edited by Hywel, zen-guided by Russell.

Songs by Hywel with lyrics from Hywel and Russell.

Performed, every part, every-single-voice-you-hear by Mr Ian Conningham.

 

Programmes used, should you be nerdy enough to care, include Logic Pro X and an increasingly slower-by-the-day Macbook on a couch.

 

Scott Lee Cupp wrote the wonderful main theme and is called ‘Africa’ which we purchased for use in our free podcasts, from the great website http://www.audiomicro.com/

 

Hywel Evans dawbed out the other music you hear.  Far inferior to Scott’s work.

 

Sound Effects:

We made some sound effects ourself, used some in the Logic Pro and Garage Band / iLife library, and got many from the wonderful freesound.org a great website for podcast makers providing free content in exchange for credits.

 

All sounds were amended in some way during mixing, and the licence applicable to most but not all is here  https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

 

All sounds have been edited into a large story using the edit techniques needed to tell that story.  As such some sounds have been changed, and the owners of these sounds are not necessarily endorsing the use by Brian Hovis’ creators.  

 

These things have to be said.  Essentially, people who made free sounds on freesound.org have done so with love, care and attention, and we have taken those like monkeys plucking coconuts and tried amidst our banging and crashing around to and apply the same rules of love care and attention to create a free story for everyone.  

Here come the credits they deserve, you will see a description of the sound, their username, and a link to the sound on freesound.org.  Hopefully this will mean you can use them and they are receiving the credit they deserve!

 

Jeep engine vandenbempt

https://freesound.org/people/vandenbempt/sounds/240203/

 

Engine stops as above.

 

running water, birds. Macsat-Rd

https://freesound.org/people/Macsat-Rd/sounds/388359/

 

Bang on the head as with thud below and phoenixdk

https://freesound.org/people/phoenixdk/sounds/80417/

 

Fade in bubbling sound. MattJ99

https://freesound.org/people/MattJ99/sounds/66787/

and Electroviolence

https://freesound.org/people/Electroviolence/sounds/234556/

 

Slap ihitokage

https://freesound.org/people/ihitokage/sounds/395348/

and DWSD

https://freesound.org/people/DWSD/sounds/183100/

 

 

Everyone hits the deck JakLocke

https://freesound.org/people/JakLocke/sounds/261296/

 and zaneclampett

https://freesound.org/people/zaneclampett/sounds/263620/

 

Sword Fight. Sword fight sounds

freefire66

https://freesound.org/people/freefire66/sounds/175951/

and https://freesound.org/people/freefire66/sounds/175950/

 

iLife effects used for helicopter.

Notes:

Brian Hovis, like all who appear with him, is a fictional character.  I know!  Amazing that this isn’t a documentary right?  Here are the credits behind the curtain of magic and lies that is entertainment.

 

Written by Hywel Evans and Russell Gomer

Edited by Hywel, zen-guided by Russell.

Songs by Hywel with lyrics from Hywel and Russell.

Performed, every part, every-single-voice-you-hear by Mr Ian Conningham.

 

 

Scott Lee Cupp wrote the wonderful main theme and is called ‘Africa’ which we purchased for use in our free podcasts, from the great website http://www.audiomicro.com/

 

Hywel Evans dawbed out the other music you hear.  Far inferior to Scott’s work.

 

Sound Effects:

We made some sound effects ourself, used some in the Logic Pro and Garage Band / iLife library, and got many from the wonderful freesound.org a great website for podcast makers providing free content in exchange for credits.

 

All sounds were amended in some way during mixing, and the licence applicable to most but not all is here  https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

 

All sounds have been edited into a large story using the edit techniques needed to tell that story.  As such some sounds have been changed, and the owners of these sounds are not necessarily endorsing the use by Brian Hovis’ creators.  

 

These things have to be said.  Essentially, people who made free sounds on freesound.org have done so with love, care and attention, and we have taken those like monkeys plucking coconuts and tried amidst our banging and crashing around to and apply the same rules of love care and attention to create a free story for everyone.  

Here come the credits they deserve, you will see a description of the sound, their username, and a link to the sound on freesound.org.  Hopefully this will mean you can use them and they are receiving the credit they deserve!

 

Desert sounds. felix.blume

https://freesound.org/people/felix.blume/sounds/147512/

 

 

 Including… wind my InspectorJ

https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/376415/

 

Unfolding map achase4u

https://freesound.org/people/achase4u/sounds/341805/

 

Gust of wind (me)

 

Paper flies away mickdow

https://freesound.org/people/mickdow/sounds/320913/

 

A PLAGUE OF LOCUSTS hits them. FunWithSound

https://freesound.org/people/FunWithSound/sounds/361487/

and RTB45

https://freesound.org/people/RTB45/sounds/192653/

and RSilveira_88

https://freesound.org/people/RSilveira_88/sounds/216215/

 

A SANDSTORM hits them.

The sandstorm passes.

Wasps Faceonmars

https://freesound.org/people/Faceonmars/sounds/94891/

and dobroide

https://freesound.org/people/dobroide/sounds/20569/

 

Wasps swarm. Puniho

https://freesound.org/people/Puniho/sounds/184195/

 

Brian hits quicksand  redafs

https://freesound.org/people/redafs/sounds/379499/

and kanalgas

https://freesound.org/people/kanalgas/sounds/250317/

and JakLocke

https://freesound.org/people/JakLocke/sounds/261296/

 

 

   And The bubbling MattJ99

https://freesound.org/people/MattJ99/sounds/66787/

  belch mmaruska

https://freesound.org/people/mmaruska/sounds/170487/

  further belching  Mr_Alden

Notes:

Brian Hovis, like all who appear with him, is a fictional character.  I know!  Amazing that this isn’t a documentary right?  Here are the credits behind the curtain of magic and lies that is entertainment.

 

Written by Hywel Evans and Russell Gomer

Edited by Hywel, zen-guided by Russell.

Songs by Hywel with lyrics from Hywel and Russell.

Performed, every part, every-single-voice-you-hear by Mr Ian Conningham.

The whole of this podcast was recorded in a single day and all who contributed worked for free.  It is as perfect as we can make it within the challenge of 'artistic constraints'. 

 

Scott Lee Cupp wrote the wonderful main theme and is called ‘Africa’ which we purchased for use in our free podcasts, from the great website http://www.audiomicro.com/

 

Hywel Evans dawbed out the other music you hear.  Far inferior to Scott’s work.

 

Sound Effects:

We made some sound effects ourself, used some in the Logic Pro and Garage Band / iLife library, and got many from the wonderful freesound.org a great website for podcast makers providing free content in exchange for credits.

 

All sounds were amended in some way during mixing, and the licence applicable to most but not all is here  https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

 

All sounds have been edited into a large story using the edit techniques needed to tell that story.  As such some sounds have been changed, and the owners of these sounds are not necessarily endorsing the use by Brian Hovis’ creators.  

 

These things have to be said.  Essentially, people who made free sounds on freesound.org have done so with love, care and attention, and we have taken those like monkeys plucking coconuts and tried amidst our banging and crashing around to and apply the same rules of love care and attention to create a free story for everyone.  

Here come the credits they deserve, you will see a description of the sound, their username, and a link to the sound on freesound.org.  Hopefully this will mean you can use them and they are receiving the credit they deserve!

 

Hotel lobby noises nikitralala

https://freesound.org/people/nikitralala/sounds/204406/

 

smashing glass from InspectorJ

https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/344272/

 

Lobby noises stopping (people stopping) (As above with effect)

And gasps unchaz

https://freesound.org/people/unchaz/sounds/150964/

 

 

Brians footseps towards the bar an edited  SpliceSound

https://freesound.org/people/SpliceSound/sounds/170503/

 

 

Fridge door swings shut producerdan

https://freesound.org/people/producerdan/sounds/222763/

 

Chink of glasses 13F_Panska_Tlolkova_Matilda

https://freesound.org/people/13F_Panska_Tlolkova_Matilda/sounds/378332/

 

The sound of tap dancing begins, starting slowly, then increasing to a complex FUNAI

https://freesound.org/people/FUNAI/sounds/165753/

 

 

fluster of steps ending with a firm thud. (us)

Opening window

 

Bar sounds, jazz plays, low hum

Bar (Audience chatter) from edhutschek

https://freesound.org/people/edhutschek/sounds/242604/

 

 

 

Outdoor, night, owl hoots. J.Zazvurek

https://freesound.org/people/J.Zazvurek/sounds/60744/

oly by 13FPanska_Machacova_Petra

https://freesound.org/people/13FPanska_Machacova_Petra/sounds/377529/

 

Applause in bar sagetyrtle

https://freesound.org/people/sagetyrtle/sounds/32260/

 

 

Daybreak, desert calls, marketplace a loud camel snort.

Includes Market by felix.blume

https://freesound.org/people/felix.blume/sounds/173153/

camel noise by acclivity

https://freesound.org/people/acclivity/sounds/16932/

 

Trotting begins unevenly. Oscar de Ávila

https://freesound.org/people/Oscar%20de%20%C3%81vila/sounds/139325/

 

A noise including smashing glass and markets. (as Eustace leaps into the distance) thudding from OtisJames

https://freesound.org/people/OtisJames/sounds/215162/

smashing glass from InspectorJ

https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/344272/

Brian, Aunt Hester, and Eustace find themselves in a 'self drive plane' with death defying results. 

Brian and his new family set sail across the Atlantic, giving them plenty of time to discuss the mission. And get buff stoking the furnace.

Brian is about to have something thrust upon him.  This could be one, or any number of, the following.

a) A tea towel

b) An Adventure

c) Soup

This podcast was made with your heart in mind.  We only wanted to make you happy.  If we do, please help us do that again, coz we're really in debt after this.  So go to lowfatradio.com and buy a Tee or a expeical feature or something.  Cheers.

Some notes:

Programmes used, should you be nerdy enough to care, include Logic Pro X and an increasingly slower-by-the-day Macbook on a couch.

Brian is coming.