The Aftermath

Come one, come all to the opening of our totally not dangerous, and completely legal park of Jurassic antiquities. Little do you know this is about to be Dino’s Day Off. Don’t worry about me though, I will be safe on my helicopter. Huh? Oh you. You’ll make it, I believe in you.
Yeah no, they’re screwed down there.

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When VR goes a little too far, you’ll end up like our boy Neo. Just waking up in a pod of your own goop, but what else is new am I right? As we have all learned, if everything is an eerie shade of green: Wake Up! You’re in the Matrix. Now dodge this, bitch.
That Energizer human just keeps on going.

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Welcome to the wild west, where you can spit tobacco and shoot anyone you like.
Or at least that’s what it feels like. Join us as we kick ass and try our darndest not to cheat on our drug riddled wife.
“Poor soul, you were just too high strung. I’m afraid the strain was more than he could bear.”

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I don’t know what to say.
Welcome to another episode where we gush about Godzilla!
Buckle up and get ready for a Mechagodzilla 2: Electric Boogaloo featuring giant fish dinosaur.

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In a world where most of New York is blocked off for only the crazy people and is run by a pimp with a chandelier car. But not nobody sees the Duke, not nobody nohow!
Snake: Solid, Liquid, Gaseous and don’t forget Plasma.

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Listen to this tale of a young boy and his girlfriend as they blow up their local movie theater, full of xenomorph adjacent creatures, in order to save their town in time for Christmas.
The epic Ferrari goblin saves the day against the skateboard chainsaw gremlin in this Christmas classic. Don’t forget, there just might be a gremlin in your house.

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Basically this is a movie about a manipulative government agent being gaslit into thinking that he is going insane by a 12 year old and a beatnik trash artist. Need I say more??
Cosmic Blaze Power Metal.
Is Ethan’s new incomprehensibly indescribable band featuring Big Bot.

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Welcome to the longest and unluckiest, unintentional road trip the world has ever seen.
Join us as we watch two men descend into madness as they try so desperately to escape the law, all the while carrying the body of Del’s wife in a trunk.
Also, if you find your hand between two pillows, those are not pillows.

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On a dark and stormy night we see some feral ninja turtles attempting to find nutrition.
We call them T.H.U.T. Teenage Humanoid Underground Turtle the most dangerous creature of all. So beware of these radioactive splooge aliens.

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Buckle up as we fly our Black Hawk helicopters extremely low to the ground in order to save a kid, I think? I don’t get paid enough to ask questions.
Bullet to the head never killed nobody.
Leave it to Alejandro though to get shot and somehow make it out.

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