The Aftermath

Welcome back to another installment of The Blood War of a Thousand Years. Today we witnessed a student becoming the master, Ichigo having all his credentials taken away, some deep lore on his mom, and last but certainly not least, the forging of our main man’s new blades.

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So there are these good guys and they each have a special sword, right, and with that they also have special abilities too. Then one day these other guys show up and start stealing their special abilities. Can you believe it? Don’t worry though, our main man is going to save the day. If only he could get himself out of the interdimensional prison in time.

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We just couldn’t get enough of Captain Tylor, almost as if he’s… Irresistible. Join us on this secret mission entrusted to us by Admiral Mifune himself, if you can believe it. This adventure has everything, war, tension, love, an awesome ballad that the crew sings together thus defeating the enemy with the power of friendship and music.

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Today we explore the misadventures of Captain Tylor, a carefree, seemingly incompetent leader who unexpectedly becomes the cornerstone of a powerful space fleet. Watch as he baffles enemy forces, and rizzes his way into the hearts of every woman aboard. Is Captain Tylor a genius, or is he just an idiot?

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Well here we are back in the good vibes of an 80’s anime. This time it’s a buddy cop film that hits all the marks for Dylan and I. Team dynamics, cyborgs, exosuits, cassette future vibes, it has it all. All I'm saying is that I want a well dressed, wide back robot companion to hit the clurb with me.

"F**k your sleek s**t."
-Dylan, Big Bulk 2025
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Here we are with yet another Studio Ghibli film, and yet again we have fallen in love with this movie. Even if our main characters and love interests thought they were related for a moment. This movie does a phenomenal job at telling its story with and without dialogue. In the beginning she raises the flags for her dad, but in the end she does it for someone just as special.

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This team of astronauts is sent to investigate a lost ship out by Neptune, and they quickly discover that the ship has been to Hell and decide to bring back some souvenirs. Chaos, creepy hallucinations, and unsettling body horror, just the standard deep space cosmic horror you’ve come to love, and don’t forget: In this ship, Hell is just a word.

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Dylan had a big nap tonight, and I’ve had a bunch of work. We got to talk about new Helldiver bomb stuff, and an artist I’ve been checking out on instagram.
The Dürglewägler is here and it’s not simply a vehicle or merely a deterrent, but a conceptual weapon of mass destruction. For the low price of $1,000,000 this too could be yours! Beware the wrath of Pyggylyg the Infinite Trickster though.
Brought to you by Faceless MegaCorp: “Own the Impossible.”

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Back at it again with the Big G, and this time a Little G too. With special guests Rodan and Mechagodzilla, let’s make some noise! We saw some good clean fun, plenty of butt whoopin’, and last but certainly not least, a group of telepathic star children. So I would say it was par for the course as far as classic Godzilla films go.

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This bug whispering princess and all her people chill out in this hidden valley, when out of nowhere a ship crashes into them and they get attacked by it’s search party. Once she deals with calming down all her Ohmies from destroying her village and the entire world. All my Ohmies hate Kushana.

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