The Aging Punks

This week the homie Josh Adair flips the script on the gang by taking away our power to complain (kinda). So in this unprecedented episode, the punx talk about what they're grateful for. But don't worry, they still manage to whine a bit.

You can check out Josh Adair's artwork via his instagram @joshua_adair, or check out his paintings at Johnson Hall Coffee House in Hulmeville, PA in May 2021!

Enjoy!

Do you walk up to strangers, touch their tattoos and say dumb shit? Well, shut up and don't do that anymore. This week the gang tackles bad tattoo etiquette, including the dumbest things they've had said to them about their tattoos. Enjoy!

This week with the help of Mrs. Smacklund, the gang tackles the stress of ALL the holidays. Too many dads on Father's Day, gifts and gatherings and really doesn't it all boil down to drinking? Let's find out!

This week the gang is joined by their good friend Rob Davis to complain about jobs, grocery stores, knife fights, poop and tuna. Get a job, loser.

Food!

"It's ok, I know Joe Pulito." A phrase we've all said at one point or another to try to get into a show for free. Well this time, Joe is on our show. For free. My, how the tables have turned. And the phrase he says? "The past year has SUCKED." This week the punks complain about a pandemic year, Tony Bennet's balance, being Danzing's chauffeur, Ringo Star's pirate shirts and partying with Pauly Shore. Have you ever been to the Republican?

Ever had to move? You might one day. This week the Punks analyze a well known American pastime, "moving." With the help of their good friend Erik Wolfgang of "Pissed!' fame, they'll answer the questions; Why does moving suck? Does mustard pie remind you of hot dogs? What is customer service like when you're buying adult toys?

Warning: This episode is not for children or the easily offended.

The Aging Punks. Are they actually punks? Debatable. Are they really aging? To find out, they've enlisted Director extraordinaire of "D.I.Why? Films" fame Tony Goggles. The team discusses classic television, growing pains and vegetables this week on The Aging Punks Complain.

Without our lovely Raymond Strife, Nicole discusses her biggest qualms with Facebook, Facebook posts, Facebook groups, Facebook friends and Jake Gyllenhaal's virginity.  Eric comes out of his bunker to host and tell us his usual order at Burger King.

Randy Newman once said, "Short people got no reason to live." In this week's adventure, with the help of the lovely Rena, the punx explore whether or not that is the case.