The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe

The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe

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The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe episodes

  • Ep 286: The Dick, The Dick, The Dick Is On Fire!
    Welcome to episode 286 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys are recording in the same room for the first time in ages, and they have missed it. Recording in Ed's kitchen (without Ed), Greg and Joe's conversations run in all sorts of directions as they cover Kingston nowadays, good places to get chips, pubs, London drinking, the World Cup, Mormon encounters, a cartoon based on a family of penises inspired by a story of man who cut off his own genitalia to start a fire, and Joe launches a pigeon. Along with our eavesdropping segment, Grezedropping, and an announcement as the podcast turns eleven years old. End of season one All this and so much more We'll be back
    1 hr 10 min
  • Ep 285: Release Neil The Seal!

    Welcome to episode 285 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.

    The guys return; it's hot, Greg has moved out of his house, Joe hasn't. They catch up on the World Cup, then it's onto Geezedropping. The guys talk Neil the seal and his annual visits to the same town where he causes chaos like a giant toddler, look back at a classic incest story where two lovers discover they are brothers, and the darkest story of the week is slightly lighter because there's enough nastiness going on out there as it is; someone still meets a nasty end, so not that light.

    All this and more

    50 min
  • Ep 284: Little Miss Speaker

    Welcome to episode 284 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe

    The guys return, with Greg's eight-year-old daughter joining. They all catch up, share a few updates, Greg rolls his ankle more, and Joe has a CSI poo mystery at home to deal with; then it's on to geezedropping with plenty sent in by you. They all talk about a questionable ad from Kingston upon Thames, an update all these years later on the jogging bus pusher (didn't push an actual bus), then Indiana hijacks the episode to give voice to her political agenda with her thoughts on the social media ban and school

    All this and more

    55 min
  • Ep 283: Rollin 'Rollin'

    Welcome to episode 283 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.

    The guys return, no doubt talk weather before even catching up. Greg can walk again and goes to a Star Wars con, then it's onto Geezedropping with plenty sent in by you; The guys talk another fun animal story, magic soup, the Gloucestershire cheese rolling contest, and the darkest story returns to the world of willing amputation

    All this and more

    48 min
  • Ep 282: OAPS Declassified

    Welcome to episode 282 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.

    The sun arrives and BBQ season returns! The guys catch up, talk about what's been keeping them occupied, then it's onto a hilarious round of Geezedroppings, sent in by you awesome listeners! The guys give an update on the cargo ship stowaway fox, talk about the Presidential unsealing and reporting of UAP encounters, and Project Blue Beam. All very important topics ๐Ÿ˜œ

    All this and much more

    53 min
  • Ep 281: Towels or Towers?

    Welcome to episode 281 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.

    The guys catch up, before moving it's on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, with plenty sent in by you amazing listeners! Then it's onto a stowaway Fox off for a Disney adventure, and a Raccoon, who isn't...instead of ID, a customer brings a dead body to the bank, and confusion between towel and towers throws the guys into chaos. To finish off, the agony aunt segment, 'You didn't ask for it but here's our advice anyway'.

    All this and much more

    52 min
  • Ep 280: Goodnight Sphincter

    Welcome to episode 280 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.

    The guys catch up, and for some reason, fall down a rabbit hole discussing what a horrible human the character of Gary Sparrow is in the classic BBC sitcom 'Goodnight Sweetheart', thankfully, they have the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, to pull themselves out of that hole, plenty of Geezedrops sent in by you amazing listeners! Then it's onto sphincter reconstruction caused by a Bull goring, a mum who gets stuck in poo and nappies after a toilet floor suddenly collapses, and to finish off, the agony aunt segment, 'You didn't ask for it but here's our advice anyway' returns!

    All this and much more

    51 min
  • Ep 279: Steal a KitKat

    Welcome to episode 279 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.

    The guys catch up, talk ladder safety, dive into the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you listeners. Then the guys talk the great KitKat heist and other strange items which have been stolen, and 'Darkest story of the week' brings some incest based canniblaism

    All this and much more

    48 min
  • Ep 278: I'll get you stuffed crust

    Welcome to episode 278 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.

    The guys have a catch-up, and then go in all sorts of directions, Daredevil, detective crime series, 911 for some reason, before getting back on track, by going into the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping. Then the guys talk about a pizzeria that killed one and put over a hundred people in the hospital, and childhood meals that were weird to other people.

    All this and much more

    1 hr 1 min
  • Ep 277: Green Arsehole

    Welcome to episode 277 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe

    The guys return, have a catch-up, Greg has had a busy weekend with a Star Wars convention, then it's onto the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping. Red and Blue dramas at the school gates, Greg learn about Porta-Parties, and a man has a live 66cm eel inserted into his rectum. Greg was a few beers in for this one and quite excitable, so the topics go in all sorts of directions.

    All this and much more

    Enjoy

    1 hr

About The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe

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Welcome to the All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. Join the guys as they discuss everyday annoyances and topics we can all relate to, but in their own twisted way. With hilarious comedy segments that take us to some pretty strange places.