The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe

The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe

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The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe episodes

  • Ep 198: Milk Your Neck

    Welcome to The All Seeing Guys Podcast With Greg and Joe. In this episode the guys catch up, Joe may have a potential demon living in his now doorless loft and geezedroping brings some overheard delights.

    Greg had prepared a bit of an old-school episode for this week, addressing its been a bit manic of late and there's been a lot of 'here's what happened to me' episodes. But then he had a hell of a few days in the hospital 'milking his neck' and pushed the pre-planned episode back for another 'here's what happened to me' one. A heads up, it involves some puss-draining descriptions.

    This and more, enjoy

    1 hr 21 min
  • Ep 197: The Divided Fences Act

    Welcome to episode 197 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe

    Greg is absolutely exhausted in this episode and ready to get weird, the guys catch up, talk recent goings on in the world, and their lives then swiftly move onto Geezedroping with a few Indiana interruptions along the way.

    The guys discuss a porn actor interview podcast that ends with the hosts having sex with their guests, fall down a rabbit hole of a list looking at UK places with funny/rude names, an unneighbourly fence-based drama in Australia and so much more.

    Enjoy

    1 hr
  • Ep 196: The W*nking Walrus

    Welcome to episode 196 of The All Seeing Guys with Greg and Joe.

    In this episode we hit the ground that is 2022 running, catch up, talk Christmas, New Year, hangovers, and drinking patterns, and then onto our eavesdropping segment 'Geezedropping'. The guys talk about recent snow-related vehicle incidents, a masturbating Walrus ruining new years eve on the shore of Scarborough, positive things in 2022 (weren't many) and much more including a trip to Wendy's and the mourning still carried for our local Burger Kings.

    Enjoy

    1 hr
  • Ep 195: I'm On Tik Tok

    Welcome to episode 195 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.

    Recorded about a week before Christmas, a shorter episode as Greg is still getting over a chest infection. The guys catch up, and talk about the snow and ice that arrived in the UK, the world cup (Final finished about an hour before recording), the camping/early queue controversy for the Banquet Records gig in Kingston, favorite venues and gigs, Tik Tok influencer's entitlement, an update on Greg's scary drive from the last episode, geezedropping of course, and Joe has a bee in his bonnet.

    All this and much more

    52 min
  • Ep 194: But Buts in the Butt Butts

    Welcome to episode 194 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.

    The guys catch up, talk about the coming of Christmas, a creepy drive Greg experienced, repeat offenders of songs on the radio, following a story from a listener we ask 'is it ok the pick your feet on the bus?', spoilers, the answer is no. Then it's onto the eavesdropping segment Geezedropping, with plenty sent in by listeners.

    Greg and Joe discuss Spotify wrapped, look back on the podcast, following Gregs story last week a listener shares another story of the 'flap cap man' stopping them to talk about items of clothing he wants, there's a trip to A&E, a speed awareness course, and much more.

    1 hr 9 min
  • Ep 193: Zoot Suits & Butt Plugs

    Welcome to episode 193 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.

    The guys catch up, talk about the World Cup, shit weather, Greg's books arrive, then it's onto the eavesdropping segment Geezedropping, with plenty sent in by listeners along with some audio snippets.

    The guys talk about embarrassing times they fell over, Zoot suits, odd interactions on public transport, the 25 year who died surfing on top of an 18-wheeler straight into an overpass, the lady who tried to get through an airport with her ex-boyfriend's ashes in a butt plug inserted into… her, and we revisited 'Freak Me' by Another Level with a Wankerty Wank twist.

    All this and much more

    1 hr 7 min
  • Ep 192: Sausage Rolls Outside Buckingham Palace

    Welcome to episode 192 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast With Greg & Joe, In this episode, the guys catch up, Greg has a pub trip to London and a wedding, Joe has a music/torture question that sparks a dive into the lyrics of 'Freak Me' by 'Another Level', before moving onto the eavesdropping segment, 'Geezedropping' with plenty more sent in by you lovely folk. The guys look at some examples of British culture from cups of tea to awkward greetings and always apologising, talk about the constant wet weather, and look at a story involving a group of 'homeless' artists who lived undetected in a shopping mall for four years.

    All this and much more in between

    56 min
  • Ep 191: Puzzles Aren't High On My List

    Welcome to episode 191 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast With Greg and Joe, this episode the guys catch up, Joe talks about his mini holiday, Greg is getting his arse kicked by a cold while enjoying a lime and salt lager and there's an underwhelming update on the 'Chimney' lyric from the last episode.

    Geezedrops galore, many sent by you lovely listeners and some heard by the guys, another interesting baby name pops up, anal bead cheating accusations in the world of chess, and then the guys get sidetracked and talk about nu-metal band, Korn with plenty more in between, like puzzles.

    1 hr 9 min
  • Ep 190: Sh*tty Arses

    Welcome to episode 190 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe, in this episode, the guys catch up, look into the lyric 'What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?' behind the 1998 song, Feel It by The Tamperer featuring Maya, Greg brings up a recent song that drives him nuts, and has a few updates from an attending a Star Wars Vintage convention last week and becoming a cat owner, and Joe gears up for his few days away.

    The guys look at stories from people who wore the Cradle of Filth Jesus is a c-word t-shirt, and talk about what they've been watching covering The Bear and Dahmer... oh and talk about sh*tty arses a lot for some reason.

    All this and much more in between.

    1 hr 8 min
  • Ep 189: Smokey and Bacon

    Welcome to episode 189 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe, in this episode, the guys catch up, talk being offered blow jobs from crack heads, odd interactions with people at bus stops, drinking in Wetherspoons, then it's on to our eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, with lots sent in by you. Then Greg and Joe talk a cannibal who murdered and ate a man called Kevin Bacon, and a separate story where the Bacon family name their child 'Smokey'.

    All this and much more in between.

    1 hr 7 min

About The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe

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Welcome to the All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. Join the guys as they discuss everyday annoyances and topics we can all relate to, but in their own twisted way. With hilarious comedy segments that take us to some pretty strange places.