The Alligator Farm Radio Show

Mike tells of an adventurous evening in the care of law enforcement, then the guys learn that he has children-- kind of. Darren admits to some illicit "wrassling." New segment: Alli-facts! (for the kids). Mike and Dave discuss some musical theatre. More aromahypnotherapy! Dave discusses an embarrassing medical condition. The guys gush over YOU, our loyal fanbase, then divvy up some chocolatey treats. This one is brought to you by The Down and Outers Club! Want to be a sponsor? Just drop us a note with lots of cash and we'll make your ad and air it on the show! Email us at [email protected].

Mike is back and takes a verbal probing regarding his wife(?). Time for a Farm Report where we check in with everyone watching the show. Fun Fair update! Also, the guys try to contain their enthusiasm for the Big Gator Dance that's right around the corner. Mike wants to send some treats to listeners. Darren blesses us all with his home remedies for removing skin tags. The guys wake up the gators for feed time. 

Dave gives Mike a "gift" that he'll be enjoying throughout most of the first half of the show. A caller encounters suspicious activity and logically calls the Farm. Dave gets an earful of church. The guys tally the votes! (For...?) We introduce a new segment that will likely never be heard again. The guys get another interesting caller who has a unique literary discovery.

The guys are primed for the Revolution of the Mind that they are ushering in and are thrilled to get listeners on board. We get the ski report. Mike and Dave discuss the hard times we're all going through and come up with novel ways to pay the listeners. We get tips for toxic living, and a surprise visit from a local official that Darren seems a little suspicious of. Pete and Mike unscramble messages from an airborne messiah. 

If you haven't had any tongue in a while, then this is the episode for you.

Mike and Dave have returned from their recent book tour. Pete and Darren are curious about a subscription service Mike has, then Mike tells a story about a peculiar neighbor. The guys have had enough of the slander and false accusations and decide it's time for a lawsuit. We hear from our somnolent new sponsor. The crew puts a healing on one of the Farm's wounded residents. We end with a slew of messages left on the Farm's answering machine.

The guys can't find their daily newspaper. Mike tells us how he gets his vitamin D. Something is wrong with Dave-- again. There's a new show on the show, "Stranger than @#$%". We get to hear a real life alligator therapy session. And the crew learns of a powerful new neighbor that's causing some problems. 

The guys find a few interesting items when they clean out the fridge. Dave is plagued by a medical condition. They playback voicemail messages from a variety of folks that you won't want to miss. Dave puts Mike through a mental exercise. The crew discusses their unbelievable status in the broadcasting world. There's a new crop at the Farm and it's growing in an unusual place. Mike is not going back to his dentist.

The guys discuss upcoming events at the Farm with Marilyn, a guest for this episode. The crew discusses why Mike has an inexplicable power of attraction while Darren has the exact opposite. Marilyn entertains the guys with a story about beverages. We listen to a message from an angry neighbor, and an unearthed short interview with a banjo expert. The Tribe weighs in on the legality of the aforementioned swap. Mike has a revelatory procedure that you won't want to miss, and we hear a reenacted sermon from the beloved film "Vernon, Florida".

Mike and Pete tell Darren about a TV show he's never seen. Pete discovers a shocking secret about life at the Farm. The guys are interested in one of Pete's more peculiar paramours. No one knows where Dave is or why he's gone. Mike displays one of his carny skills.