The Almighty Pineapple

💅🏽 Day 20 of #30DaysOfBoundaries and it’s time for a FaceTime-style PSA:

🗣️ “Boundaries, boo. Look it up.”

Yeah… somebody actually said, “But that’s your family—you can’t cut them off.”
Mija, just because someone’s related doesn’t mean they get VIP access to your peace. ✋🏽

If their energy is chaotic, toxic, or draining your spirit like a tía with no filter at a baby shower—they gotta go. Boundaries aren’t disrespectful—they’re ✨spiritual protection✨. And this baddie? Blessed, blindada, and DONE letting guilt run the show.

💅🏽 Watch the full one-woman show—me, my cafecito, and a whole lotta spiritual sass.

Remember: your peace isn’t optional. Your boundaries aren’t rude. They’re sacred, non-negotiable, and your spiritual armor.

👁️‍🗨️ And por favor… always follow your intuition when working with any spiritual advisor—even if that means it ain’t me. Trust your gut. Spirit don’t lie.

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You can catch me staring dead into the camera like I just saged a toxic text thread. No more entertaining dusty vibes, guilt-tripping folks, or psychic squatters. I’m blessed, blindada, and booked—spiritually and emotionally. 💅🏽

🧿 Watch the video. Feel the vibe. Set the boundary.

Because let’s be real—protecting your peace is the ultimate luxury. You don’t owe access, explanations, or energy to anyone who drains you.

And as always, mi amor… follow your intuition when working with any spiritual advisor—even if that means it ain’t me. Spirit don’t lie, and neither should your gut. 💋

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Some of y’all are out here feeling bad for protecting your peace when all you did was say one simple sentence:
🗣️ “That doesn’t work for me, but I wish you the best.”
👏🏽Period. Punto. End scene. You didn’t curse them. You didn’t drag them. You didn’t hex their mama. You simply chose YOU.
Because guess what? You are not cold—you are covered.
✨ Bendecida y blindada, baby.
As always, please follow your intuition when working with any spiritual advisor—even if that means you don’t work with me. 🙏🏽 Your path is sacred. Walk it with clarity, not pressure.
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Let’s clear this up, mi amor—you’re not selfish for putting yourself first. You’re sacred.
In this video, I’m breaking down the real difference between being selfish (no bueno) and practicing self-honor (absolutely necessary). Because baby, choosing you is spiritual hygiene, not a character flaw. 🧼✨
🧿 If someone’s been guilt-tripping you for finally saying no, canceling to rest, or not jumping to rescue every time they call… this one’s for YOU.
⚠️ As always, follow your intuition when working with any spiritual advisor—even if that means you don’t work with me. Because your path is sacred, and your alignment is the real magic. 💫
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💥🔥 Day 16 of 30 Days of Boundaries and guess what, mi gente? Your favorite Spiritual Baddie is out here WARDING OFF ENERGY VAMPIRES with sage in one hand, a huevo in the other, agua florida on standby and la chancla READY TO FLY. 🪬🥚🌊🩴✨

Don’t come over here dumping your drama, draining my vibes, and expecting hugs after! This aura? Protected. This peace? Sponsored by boundaries, baby.
And while I’m out here spiritually disinfecting the room, let me bless you with this chisme:
💋 But as always, baby… follow your intuition. Even if that means you don’t book with me. I’m not for everybody, just the aligned ones. 😘
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Mira, mi amor…
You are NOT a spiritual Dollar Tree.
Your energy? DIVINE. SACRED. EXPENSIVE. And some of y’all out here handing it out like it’s a buy-one-get-one special?! ABSOLUTELY NOT. 🛑
Your time, your presence, your peace? That’s luxury-level vibration, boo. If they can’t afford your frequency, they shouldn’t have access to your magic. 💅🏽
🎯 Day 15 is all about energetic protection + enforcement.
Because being bendecida y blindada means your aura is GATED, GUARDED, and glowin’.
💥 Want more boundary power in your life?
Book a session with me, join “Love & Know Thyself,” or roll through to Colombia this summer for my Rebirth Retreat.
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But as always: Follow your intuition—EVEN if that means you don’t work with me. 💋
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✨ DAY 14: Boundary Bootcamp 🔥 ✨
“You are NOT responsible for their emotional gymnastics, boo.”
Say it with your chest and a cafecito in hand. 🗣️💅🏽
Your truth is sacred. Their reaction? Not your job.
If someone gets salty ’cause you finally chose you—just smile and say:
“That sounds like a YOU problem, love.” 💁🏽‍♀️
🔁 Tap into today’s mantra: “I speak my truth, not their comfort.”
Practice it. Own it. Wear it like red lipstick on a Tuesday.
💖 But please — follow your intuition when working with ANY spiritual advisor… even if that means it’s not me.
Your spirit knows what’s best. Trust it.
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🧨 Day 13: The “I Love You, But Stay Over There” Energy Is Activated 🛑💅
There’s always that one person who confuses love with access and thinks “boundaries” is just a cute Pinterest word.
NO, MAMI. Boundaries are sacred. My peace is not a pop-up shop and I’m not taking walk-ins today. 🙃
This skit is your daily reminder that love without respect is just a red flag wearing lipstick.
Tag your favorite chaos queen or send this to someone who needs the message (with love, of course 😉).
🔥 Make sure your notifications are ON
🔥 And double-check you’re subscribed to the newsletter—
Because the next two weeks? Oh baby, we’ve got major announcements coming. Think ✨exclusive✨, magical, and possibly life-shifting… 👀
🛎️ You do not want to miss it.
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🔥 DAY 12 – BOUNDARY BOOTCAMP 🔥
Candle Ritual: Burn the guilt, not yourself. 🕯️💅🏽
Baby, let’s get something straight:
That guilt you feel for saying no, resting, or putting yourself first?
That ain’t intuition—that’s conditioning. And we don’t negotiate with that kind of nonsense anymore. 🧿
You weren’t born to be everyone’s emotional support human.
You’re not a community band-aid.
You’re not a convenience store of endless “yes.”
You are a sacred altar. And today, we BURN the guilt for prioritizing your own damn peace.
🧾 Write it down
🔥 Burn it up
🗣️ And say it loud:
“I forgive myself for abandoning me. I reclaim my right to peace.”
Let the flames take what was never yours to carry in the first place. 💋
💥 Candle color vibes:
White (clarity), Red (self-love), or Black (banishing BS)
✨ Tag your sacred sisters who need to hear this.
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💥BOUNDARY BOOTCAMP: DAY 11💥
Theme: Education + Practice
Daily Tip: Start by saying: “I’ll get back to you.”
Let’s be real: You’ve been out here handing out instant yeses like cafecito at abuela’s house. 😮‍💨
But here’s your permission slip to pause:
🗣️ “I’ll get back to you.”
Not because you’re being rude.
Not because you don’t care.
But because your peace? Your time?
🧘🏽‍♀️Is. Not. Up. For. Grabs.
This phrase is spiritual armor, baby. It gives you space to breathe, check in with your body, and ASK:
✨“Do I actually want to do this… or am I just scared to disappoint?”✨
So from today forward, let that be your sacred buffer.
No more people-pleasing auto-pilot.
No more panicked yesses.
No more abandoning yourself to be the “nice” one.
Just say:
🛑 “I’ll get back to you.”
Then DO. 👏 YOUR. 👏 CHECK-IN. 👏
Let them wait. You’re busy building boundaries AND a softer life.
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