The Aloönæ Show

The regulars discuss how DoorDash lost out on millions of dollars after replicated system scammed customers, the exchange of government power over the years, finding out about what happened to the Austrian Painter after WWII as well as how the creation of the Commonwealth came to be amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/legitimate sources or criticisms*

The regulars discuss the removal of social media accounts to prevent the spreading of harmful information, rhetoric word of Kai Cenat’s Streamer University being spread around the internet, awards given to vintage videos games that changed the industry in the long term as well as Las Vegas NOT taking the gamble? Amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/legitimate sources or criticisms*

The regulars discuss the succession of Pope Leo XIV and his previous background, the current social media landscape from the past to the future, geographical land disputes as well as

understanding the differences between nations and vassal states amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/legitimate sources or criticisms*

I talk with Chris about his journey and experience as a pop singer, potential music collaborations through his current music agency as well as aspirations to travel the world.

The regulars discuss the Antarctic ice caps growing after decades of shrinking, the concerns revolving around celebrity influence, nations and people of Africa gathering together to find solutions for current problems as well as the closing chapter to Warren Buffet’s legacy as a world class investor amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/legitimate sources or criticisms*

The regulars discuss a US-China technology race, the massive controversy surrounding Duolingo and its future regarding being “AI first”, Amazon expanding their delivery network into rural areas as well as planning long term post protest amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/legitimate sources or criticisms*

The regulars discuss the Canadian General Election and what has led the nation to that moment, a financial takeover shake up in Italy, China trying to make a market shift amidst potential tariffs as well as sending condolences to those who lost their lives through natural disasters or from other entities amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/legitimate sources or criticisms*

The regulars discuss the discovery of an ancient ant from millions of years ago, celebrating a monumental milestone of the Hubble Telescope, marking the 10th anniversary of Nepal’s most devastating earthquake as well as committing to a defence pact between the US and Saudi Arabia amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/legitimate sources or criticisms*

The regulars discuss what Big Tech have been earning in their previous quarter, Grandpa Robbers going on trial for a heist on Kim Kardashian, electricity bills in California raising from clean energy taxation as well as an activist being prevented from entering a country for their act of activism amongst others things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/legitimate sources or criticisms*

The regulars discuss the tariff war between China and the United States, a draft agreement to prevent similar events to COVID, another feud between Drake and Kendrick Lamar as well as the chances of a United Korea amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/legitimate sources or criticisms*