“Don't even finish that sentence.”

Prologue to Episode 9, Season 1.

With: Alan Burgon and Julia C. Thorne.

Written by Philip Thorne.

Directed by Alan Burgon.

Music and sound design by Fredrik S. Baden.

For full credits see our website.

The Amelia Project is an audio fiction series. We recommend starting at the beginning.

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"He opened the bottomless pit, and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great furnace, and the sun and the air were darkened by the smoke.”

Season 1, Episode 8.

The Amelia Project is a secret agency that helps its clients by faking their deaths and setting them up with a brand new identity! This episode’s client comes straight from hell…

Featuring Alan Burgon, Michael Smulik, Gianluca Iumiento, Ravdeep Singh Bajwa, Pete Lutz, Sarah Golding and Julia Morizawa.

Written by Philip Thorne. Directed by Alan Burgon. Music and sound design by Fredrik S. Baden.

Produced by Imploding Fictions in association with Open House Theatre Vienna.

Fellow audio drama shoutout to Victoriocity by Jen and Chris Sudden, which is like the bonkers lovechild of Arthur Conan Doyle, Wilky Collins and Douglas Adams, and it features a cyborg Queen Victoria! Find Victoriocity here: https://www.victoriocity.com/

Content Warning: this episode contains loud death metal, retching sounds, and revolting ice cream flavours!

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“I'm bleeding!”

Prologue to Episode 8, Season 1.

With: Alan Burgon and Julia C. Thorne.

Written by Philip Thorne.

Directed by Alan Burgon.

Music and sound design by Fredrik S. Baden.

For full credits see our website.

The Amelia Project is an audio fiction series. We recommend starting at the beginning.

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“There are thirty one million people waiting for me.”

Season 1, Episode 7.

The Amelia Project is a secret agency that helps its clients by faking their deaths and setting them up with a brand new identity! In this episode the client is a famous comedian… who has lost his sense of humour! 

Featuring Alan Burgon, Modou Bah, Julia Morizawa and cocoa from Les Deux Magots in Paris.

Written by Philip Thorne.

Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein U. Brager.

Music and sound design by Fredrik S. Baden.

Produced by Imploding Fictions in association with Open House Theatre Vienna.

The fellow audio drama shoutout went to Wooden Overcoats by David K. Barnes. A classic among fiction podcasts!

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Content Warning: this episode contains bad jokes.

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"What's the point Alvina! It's all so boring!"

Prologue to Episode 7, Season 1.

With Alan Burgon and Julia C. Thorne.

Written by Philip Thorne.

Directed by Alan Burgon.

Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden.

For full credits see our website.

The Amelia Project is an audio fiction series. We recommend starting at the beginning.

Congratulations. You’ve reached the content warning. The Amelia Project is about death, mishaps, mayhem and misfortune. And cocoa. If you’re not comfortable with this, stop listening. Now.

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“I’ve messed up. Big time. There has to be a way out... And you’re going to help me find it...”

Season 1, Episode 6. 

The Amelia Project is a secret agency that helps its clients by faking their deaths and setting them up with a brand new identity! This episode’s client is a marketing executive who is already dead. Or is he? 

With Alan Burgon, Dean Clark, Modou Bah and Julia Morizawa. Written and edited by Philip Thorne

Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein U. Brager. Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden. Produced by Imploding Fictions in association with Open House Theatre Vienna.

The fellow podcast shoutout in this episode went to The Audio Drama Production Podcast.

Content warning: this episode contains sexual references.

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”So the world is about to end?”

Prologue to Episode 6, Season 1.

Alan Burgon, Julia C. Thorne, Elisabeth Dahl and Elisabet Hagli Aars.

Written and directed by Oystein U. Brager

Music and sound design by Fredrik S. Baden.

For full credits see our website.

The Amelia Project is an audio fiction series. We recommend starting at the beginning.

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“Your answerphone message is paradoxical. Please answer this question: If there is no phone call, how could I hear the message?”

Season 1, Episode 5.

The Amelia Project is a secret agency that helps its clients by faking their deaths and setting them up with a brand new identity! All sorts of people seek out the death faking business, and in this episode the client is an Artificial Intelligence… 

With: Alan Burgon, Elisabeth Dahl and Julia Morizawa.

Written and directed by Oystein U. Brager. Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden. The episode was inspired by a blog post by Tim Urban of Wait But Why.

The fellow audio drama recommendation in this episode was for Uncanny County.

For full credits see our website.

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“A mobile phone? Why why why why why why? Why would you do this to me?”

Prologue to Episode 5, Season 1.

With Alan Burgon and Julia C. Thorne.

Written by Philip Thorne.

Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden.

For full credits see our website.

The Amelia Project is an audio fiction series. We recommend starting at the beginning.

Congratulations. You’ve reached the content warning. The Amelia Project is about death, mishaps, mayhem and misfortune. And cocoa. If you’re not comfortable with this, stop listening. Now.

The Amelia Project is part of the Fable & Folly Network.

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"What do you want? Who are you?"

Season 1, Episode 4.

The Amelia Project is a secret agency that helps its clients by faking their deaths and setting them up with a brand new identity! In this episode we delve into a sprawling conspiracy that connects the death of Alan Rickman, the rise of UKIP, Matt Terry’s X Factor victory, Stephen Hawking’s latest warning about AI and learn the meaning of - sorry, you'll have to listen to find out! 

With Alan Burgon, Robert Cudmore and Julia Morizawa.

Written by Philip Thorne. Story editing by Oystein U. Brager. Directed by Alan Burgon. Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden. Produced by Imploding Fictions in association with Open House Theatre Vienna.

Fellow podcast recommendation in this episode was for A Scottish Podcast.

Thank you to Fife College for recording assistance.

For full credits see our website. ameliapodcast.com

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