The Angry Birds Drink P*ss in The Angry Birds Movie

Josh and Keaton relinquish their free will. This episode was written by @HeckinFrog, @Clueless73, @StudleyMCannon, @fundamental4est, @Volglaire, @ArbyHotdog and @troutpuke 

The thrilling conclusion to Kirby aka @clueless73's game is here. Which pet will die? Who will fight the mighty dragon in a rap battle? Who will start a new podcast in hell? All these questions and more answered finally. Featuring @legendofchelda

Thank you all for your votes!

The god damn thing is back with the god damn stuff. @legendofchelda has betrayed me and @Clueless73 let it happen. rap battles. go vote

Part 3 is here! Which pet has been voted to death? Which pets will advance? Who will get immunity? Who won't? Listen, instead of asking me all these questions, why don't you just play the episode. Then go vote.

It's part 2! Find out which pet was eliminated, and where our adventurers go next! 

Once again, go and vote! Unless you're listening to this after the day it comes out, in which case you can't! 

Thanks!

It's part one of an epic saga in which you get to vote! The gang creates their pets, including Josh's wheeled cat Jellybeans, Keaton's reverse centaur Jibs, Hank's (@arbyhotdog) radish headed son Hank's Son, Chelsea's (@legendofchelda) large sensitive bird Garrett, and Lauren's (@moongrudge) stylish firearm Denim Gun.

If you're listening to (and reading) this within the first 18 hours of posting, go to @punished_picnic on twitter and vote!

WARNING! THIS EPISODE CONTAINS DISGUSTING NOISES. Also please don't eat Chili Peppers.

Josh had to take a day off from Admiral Lavigne Month from stress, so Hollywood legend Alan Alda returns to the podcast to host the entire episode by himself.

There has been a crisis. Yet another flood has struck @murrman5's home, spurring Josh and Keaton to action. He doesn't need money, but what he needs is much much more. 

Christin (@misandrism) makes her long awaited return to the podcast to talk about Enron, Kill Bill, smoking weed and Enron.