Jamie, pull up the Word of the Lord

What am I? Laura Ingalls?

you launch a dummy out of a windshield, im gonna laugh

nothing too psychological or horrible here

bunch of gay boys get in my car, im drivin headfirst into a semi, ill tell you hwat

sam, i just gotta say..that joe biden impression was so good,, i think i might hafta molest ya twice tonight

this lip chap smells like the girl i used to go with

whats brackin, frajolakis

ever since i was just like a little nasty ass freak of a kid, i would get the strawberry cheesecake blizzard

youre ruining the best part of it, ladies