In this episode we learn Dad is the funniest in our family. Which he can't understand because he's known it for a very an eternity. 

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In this episode the family solves earths problems by taking charge and implementing rules. 

Its The Fourth of July and T. Jefferson says you should be subscribing to The Apple And The Tree, and giving it a five star rating to prove you don't hate freedom and America. 

In this episode Dad squishes a lady against a building and injures himself in the process. 

In this episode of The Apple And The Tree, the gang discusses dreams, and murder, and other pleasant things. 

Well its down to just two of us now. Hope you enjoy the new format. 

Where did you come from? We don't know, but we do know where we came from thanks to Ancestry.com. This is not a sponsored episode, but we arent in any way opposed to selling out. So don't hesitate to hit us with a sponsorship request. Seriously, do it. Don't hesitate. STOP HESITATING!

Everyone has them, some of them are crunchy, some are soft, some are gooey. No I'm not talking about opinions. Im talking about boogers!

In this episode we go back to our homeland and birth nation of Colorado. We speak to the natives and discuss with the locals. Fun is had.